ruby. capitol. cbd1. fin

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name: aluminium rubenstein
id: he/him
age: twenty
loc: capitol
job: just another rockstar
fc: leo hoyte-egan

   

"helloooooo patrons of THE one and onlyyy!! that's right, everyone give it up for miss s.s. mrs. ms. shiz's finest of dinings! ^{clean up after yourselves for her sake, please, not mine. she's gotta deal with} you all every night, _{you know she's earned it.} yeah, ernie i see you nodding, go on. i apologize. ^{for my name,}  not my endless praise of MY lovely host. _{insert your applause, keep going, come on, that's right, ya.} anyway, i'm aluminium rubenstein. (aka ruby if you care about my feelings.) _{and i hope you'll do me the pleasure- and let me be your host this evening.} Oh and, if you can't remember who's up here screaming at you? well, just remember THEE golden rule. that's right, you should always,    _{P L E A S E,} i beg  of you,

Tip Your Waitress.^"

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THATS MY FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOY