Spyker c12 Zagato (Dannoirl, open)

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Xenophilius

It was one of my normal days. Go to school, sit in the back of the class quietly, sit in the back during lunch, busy pushing my glasses up my nose. Back in school again, looking for mistakes in my math book. Then out of school, back to home to puzzle further over the chemical and mathematical formulas for color. My total average amount of words said per day is fifty two. Average "ows" per day is around.... oh, I can't remember to well, but it's definitely more than average words. People at school don't like me to much. It's weird. They attack me as I make my way home, and break my glasses and punch me and make fun of me. And when I tell them that the velocity, speed, and force of their punches at me equals their amount of strength and how bad the bruise will be, with and without icing it, they just laugh for some reason, as if my mathematical equations of no matter. Of course, they'll bite back their laughter when I learn the mathematical formulas for color. They'll stop breaking my big square glasses when I find the source and total cure for cancer. They'll stop calling me nerd when I cross a grasshopper with a butterfly. I will no longer be Xenophilia the nerdy wimp. I shall be Xenophilius the Great, the one who revolutionized the world of science and math.

Of course that doesn't matter to the next adolescant who grabs me by the arm and starts beating the heck out of me.

[skippy]

(OOC~~hope you don't mind)
I was minding my own business, walking alone again, when i see someone grab a person that I go to school with. I don't even know her name, but then again, when I do go, I keep as far away from everyone I can and they leave me alone. The last person who messed with me ended with a broken arm. Then I see someone grab that person with the arm and start wailing on 'em. ok asshat, i'm so sick of this crap I grab the kid beating on the girl by the hair while kicking out both their knees. As they try to get up, I Sparta kick them in the face, leaving them unconcious with a broken nose and 3 missing teeth. "Hey, are you ok? I'm kinda sick of people beating each other up for no good reason."

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(Xeno is a boy )

Xenophilius

I scramble to my feet and judge that the velocity times strength of the girl's attack would leave the boy with a bruise with the radius 1.2958 cm. The bruise that will show tomorrow should be have an approximate radius of 2.87 cm. My clothing should take about fifteen minutes to clean, and another fifteen to dry.

The girl who beat my attacker up asks me if I'm okay. "You have spoken seventeen words," I say in my nerdy nasal voice. "And yes I am okay, as far as the general definition "okay". In other terms I have a bruise of the radius 2.87 on my right lower lung, and approximately 12 hairs have been pulled out of my head, and my lip is cute on the left side. There are various smaller bruises along my stomach and left arm. Are you okay?

[dannoirl]

I looked for Shane, my friend who had said he was going to beat the living crap out of a poor geek. I was supposed to be busy but I'd taken care of my 'Buisness' early and decidied to have some fun. I was the biggest baddest guy in school , or so I like to think. I roundeed the cornor with two of my buddies and saw Shane on the ground, a pool around him of red liquid. Blood. I saw the culprit's :
A young boy , younger than me and the geek.
"Soo... Which one of you fat ass whore's did this? Huh? Ill split whover did this's head in." Said one of my buddies Jonny. I, being a bully didnt care much for grammer and spat out
"Ill nap your ead open an I'l brek you ass bad." I opened my school bag and pulled out a crowbar.
"Don fink you cn fite me"

O.o Maybe cus hes not such a bad guy yous cud make freinds and he cud help somehow?

[skippy]

(OOC~~ sorry bout that, and Jace is a guy
"Yah I'm ok, and we should probably get out of here, before the peacekeepers come" "Soo... Which one of you fat ass whore's did this? Huh? Ill split whover did this's head in" I hear behind me. oh...for...the...love...of...god... why why WHY?! I turn around, kind of protecting the kid behind me and see a couple of punks... wow... just wow... The stupid one kept talking and pulled our a crowbar Prison rules, eh? Fine, you're medical bill buddy "Hey kid" I whisper just loud enough for the kid behind me to hear "Slowly open my back pack and in it is a pistol, it shoots tranquilizers and not bullets, and and actual pistol, grab both please" I look at the punks and say "Ok, who said prison rules, and your grammar sucks... could you please speak in SIMPLE english with remotely decent grammar?" I say sarcastically. "Hurry dude, hurry, crow bars hurt like a mofo"

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(woops O.o)

Xeno
How odd. I do as she tells me and open the backpack. Sure enough, inside is the tranquilizer and I notice that it isn't completely aerodynamic. It could be slightly better and make the dart/bullet faster with a little tweaking. I sit there for a minute staring at it, figuring how to make it better, having completely forgotten everyone else.

(sorry in hurry)

[skippy]

(OOC~ JACE IS A GUY!!! lol you did it again...)
I stand their waiting for him to grab the guns. "Dude, hurry up! I want to get the hell out of here and fast, you can come with to my safe house! You can admire them later if that's what you're doing!" I whisper to the kid.

[dannoirl]

I see and heare the whispers. Yall wanna play with fire?
I can do that too. I unslung my pack and rummaged around for a gun and came out with a banana.
Ah what the hell?
"I'll kill you"! I threw the banana and struck the geek in the head, and the banana came bouncing and I inhaled it accedentily.
"H-h-elp M=meme-"
I choked to death and died.

End of Jonny Murphy.

So so sorry I had to kill him off sometime)

[dannoirl]

O.o I'm gonna delete this post. Sorry It was my brother.

[skippy]

Um, ok? i found that very funny though...

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(yeah, leave it like that. it was awesome)

[skippy]

(shall we continue where we left off?)

[dannoirl]

(Erm.. Maybe I could be his bully friend now and still rp?)

[skippy]

(i don't care)

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(i godmodded a bit, is that okay?)

Xeno -><-

I jump as I realize I was dawdling and drop the gun startled. Oh great. The impact won't break it, thankfully, and it shouldn't take to long to reach down and pick it up. But I wasn't counting the innocent lump of hardened dirt at my feet, and my coordination problems. I lean down and.....

KERSPLAT.

I trip and barrel the boy over. The gun goes flying where no one can reach it and everything is a blur. The boy with the crowbar has been knocked over by the boy in front of me, like dominoes.