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Mar 18, 2013 16:22:03 GMT -5
Post by Verbal, Lord of The Dreadfort on Mar 18, 2013 16:22:03 GMT -5
"You like her...I can tell and right now you're probably thinking of her and her beautiful red lucious locks..." he teases me and my face reddens, not because I necessarily like her, (do I?) but simply because of the way he words it, like a high school taunt from one of your buddies.
Wait, red locks? Nora doesn't have... he doesn't know...
Oh, he's trying to bait me into saying more about her.
He offers to pay for the stew, which looks mouth watering I must admit, and I don't argue. When he calls himself half a cripple and his mood seems to take a dive again, cosying up to his beer and his eyes being all glazed over, I joke to him "Hey, thanks to me, now your only three quarters of a cripple!"
Okay, not my most tactful joke.
I recline in my chair to try and make myself not seem as embarrassed as I am, and tell him in as smooth and assured a voice I can muster "Yup, a few weeks and you'll be just as you were." I tell him with sincere confidence, even if it is somewhat uneasy.
I quickly try to change the subject. He... uhh... Nora! He wants to know about Nora!
"So Nora..." I blubber out.
"She's not a red head... her hair's blonde." my voice evens out.
"Brighter than mine. Much brighter. And she's got brown eyes, kind of like a puddle of mud..." I muse to him, taking a sip of my beer before casually adding to him "Weirdest thing I ever saw."
Oh god, if Nora heard this, she'd give me that look again...
But I like mud! It was a compliment! Ah! Think of something else nice to say! Umm, she sure did smell nice...
Nah, that'd come of as really creepy...
I begin to eat my stew and I look to the bar at the other end of the pub. When I see Nora drinking there, next to her dad, (she took after that man when it came to drinking, I swear...) not noticing me, my heart stops.
To my everlasting credit, the stew stays down my throat.
Wait, red locks? Nora doesn't have... he doesn't know...
Oh, he's trying to bait me into saying more about her.
He offers to pay for the stew, which looks mouth watering I must admit, and I don't argue. When he calls himself half a cripple and his mood seems to take a dive again, cosying up to his beer and his eyes being all glazed over, I joke to him "Hey, thanks to me, now your only three quarters of a cripple!"
Okay, not my most tactful joke.
I recline in my chair to try and make myself not seem as embarrassed as I am, and tell him in as smooth and assured a voice I can muster "Yup, a few weeks and you'll be just as you were." I tell him with sincere confidence, even if it is somewhat uneasy.
I quickly try to change the subject. He... uhh... Nora! He wants to know about Nora!
"So Nora..." I blubber out.
"She's not a red head... her hair's blonde." my voice evens out.
"Brighter than mine. Much brighter. And she's got brown eyes, kind of like a puddle of mud..." I muse to him, taking a sip of my beer before casually adding to him "Weirdest thing I ever saw."
Oh god, if Nora heard this, she'd give me that look again...
But I like mud! It was a compliment! Ah! Think of something else nice to say! Umm, she sure did smell nice...
Nah, that'd come of as really creepy...
I begin to eat my stew and I look to the bar at the other end of the pub. When I see Nora drinking there, next to her dad, (she took after that man when it came to drinking, I swear...) not noticing me, my heart stops.
To my everlasting credit, the stew stays down my throat.