Come at me, Bro [Vulpix/Rave]

[Zephyr]

[seduces Rave with my awkwardness, then throws a pointy object at him]
[dice=200+9000]
[9065 -- Shallow Cut on Forearm -- 3.0 damage]

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[Deleted]

[Attacks Vulpix with my golden locks of death]
[dice=200+11000]

[11123 -- Miss -- 0.0]

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[Zephyr]

[Vulpix had a little lamb whose heart was black as coal. It crept into Rave's room one night and ate his freaking soul]
[dice=200+9000]
[9006 -- Deep Gash on Neck -- 10.0 damage]
[What did I tell you, you have to lock your door, my soul-eating lamb is dangerous]

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[Deleted]

[Summons Julian Bryze to kill Vulpix]
[dice=200+11000]

[11088 -- Deep Gash on Right Thigh -- 8.0 damage]

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[Zephyr]

[Come on Knife, don't fail me now]
[dice=200+9000]
[9052 -- Knife Deep in Calf -- 8.5 damage]
[AWWW YISSSSSS *takes axe and makes it into an axe-bass*]

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[Deleted]

Leaked gif of Rave dancing in the Afterlife