ariana grande concert in costco {OBMT vs WCJ Day 5}

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I got the yellow sponge's arm! That should really stop him!

[:stuck_out_tongue: attacks :caveman_spongebob: [Cato] with hatchet/axe]
UbUhoC7FgBaxe
0.0 - block

axe

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I miss singing, I haven't done it in a while meaning this past hour. I join in with a rumbling bass that you can feel in your chest. Wig I'll get you later.

Bear Fur?!?! In my wig?!? It will not happen today sir?

attacks :wig: [Aza]
lc5Cerjostspear
3158 -- Shallow Cut on Left Bicep -- 3.5 damage
(Spear)
spear

[ryan]

I cant believe that no one is responding to my angelic voice. "Youve got a very big uh, mouth, so dont say a thing." I sing at the top of my lungs, taking my knife and making a slash at the sponge thing.

They will lie in ruin when I am done.

Attacks Caveman Spongebob || Knife
yeURilGEJGknife
[miss]knife

[Azalea]

wig: an evolutionised word

Wiggy wiggy woo... I try to summon the spirits of the greatest and strongest wigs of all time. I think of Lady Gaga's wig from The Fame era... I think of Nicki Minaj's pink wig from Superbass... I think of the grey wig that important white men wore back in the day... I think of Sia's mighty bob... I think of Roxxxy Andrews - wait, Roxxxy Andrews? I'm meant to be thinking of iconic wigs. Well, I get that one slipped through the net.

Their power arrives and I feel amazing and expensive and fully human. The power ignites in my follicles and surges through to the tip (which does not have a split end). Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaa wiggggggggg WIGGGGGGG WIGGGG I FEEL IT ALREADY!!!! Wow. That was powerful. 

[ wig attacks omg ]

8135Qiq4Fnknife

[ 2162 -- Shallow Cut on Left Bicep -- 3.5 damage ]

knife

[Malachor Erso D2 (Cato)]

I'm tired. Just want to go to my cave. I want to relax and heal and cry. It hurts. But I am and I will roar.

caveman_spongebob attacks omg
LDQxUrIHV4spear spear

[Arrows]

Catch Me Out Here, Joyfully Sobbing

:jobbing:

    It ends by the will of a sponge born from a cave. He stands victorious his power clear and his kill fresh. I turn to see wig still standing before running to spongebobs side. 

     “Let’s go see if we can find the sponge aisle to get you a new arm!”

Jobbing flees

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OMG NOOOO OMG RIP OMG

We must avenge! I go for one more try

[:stuck_out_tongue: attacks :caveman_spongebob: [Cato] with hatchet/axe]
Q_AJb3O3EJaxe
Shallow Cut on Left Calf -- 3.5 damage
(Axe)

axe

[Deleted]

I did not get my wig, only lost a friend. now, who will do the duets with mermaid girl?

Bear flees

[ryan]

Omg has died and I am sad for a moment, but I cannot fret, because I want to go home. A casuality is a casuality. Im just going to miss my singing partner.

"Ariana out bitches"

[ariana flees helping bear because of his severed foot]

[Azalea]

wig: an evolutionised word

Wig has been unfairly and unjustly tugged. Thankfully, not yanked or pulled or snatched completely. That would be a much more tragic story. But still, a tug is enough to hurt! This lace can only have so much force exerted onto it before it rips, and honey, oh honey, you do not want to see me when my lace is ripped. It's a mess. I'm a mess. I want that bottle of vodka from days ago.

Ahh. That makes wig happy. You know what else makes wig happy? Reflecting on my long career of highs and highs - never any lows! Not everyone can relate. You know... my philosophy for life is: snatch today before today snatches you. It's also: if you can't snatch yourself how in the hell you gonna snatch somebody else. Those two phrases have made me the wig I am today, and for that, I stand here a better wig. People will learn to appreciate my star power soon enough! Maybe it'll just take another song for them to realise I am a wig that was a gift from the heavens that came to sing, in pink to satisfy your kink and make you think that you wanna link to my sink. Yum. Wig!!!!!

[ wig feels like a fart in the void, floating away from the fight ]

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Fleeing?

[fled]