shootout at the HD (hot dog) corral [angryhowdy vs jobbing]

[lance]

Catch Me Out Here, Joyfully Sobbing

:jobbing:

"You brought fists to a knife fight?! How quaint, ya dog-eared sassy!"

I manage a smirk with my smiling half, my sobbing half locked forever in grief. "With the way you've been handling that knife of yours, I'm not too worried."

jobbing attacks angryhowdy; her bare hands

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5079 -- Bruised Ribs -- 3 damage

unarmed

[alex 🐺]

“Haw haw haw haw … and keep reachin’ for the ceiling, till ya reach it!”

[angryhowdy attacks jobbing; knife]

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[2120 -- Shallow Cut on Right Thigh -- 3.5 damage]

knife

[lance]

Catch Me Out Here, Joyfully Sobbing

:jobbing:

Pain floods into numbness, yet my face is forever locked in its strange dichotomy.

Fitting that I die on my feat, at the very least.

"Come on, fam," I choke. "End it."

jobbing is about to then perish. rip in rest.

[alex 🐺]

"There ya are ya buck-toothed barnacle … say yer prayers”

thank you for the fight and the lols, lance <333

[angryhowdy attacks jobbing; knife]

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[damages]

knife