noel monette. d9. cb2. fin.

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N O E L    M O N E T T E

Master of disguise!

Expert infiltrator!

The star of the show!

Yes it is I, Noel Monette the main character!

And I don't just mean in a play, I'm the main character of life too! And everyone else is my wonderful supporting cast, as long as they don't try to steal the spotlight from me.  I mean just look at me! I have main character energy. I have a certain je ne sais quoi, do I not? That's why some people pretend not to like me.

I say pretend for a reason. There's a simple fact. Everyone falls into one of three categories. Category one is that they simply love me, why wouldn't they? Category two is that they're jealous of me, and when you're as likable as I am why wouldn't you? And category three? They haven't met me yet! Which is where most people fall.

Now what do I like, other than acting? I'm big on imported fancy cheeses from other districts. My family is quite wealthy so we can actually afford important stuff like that, hence the jealousy from some of my peers. Sorry not everyone chooses to be poor around here. I'm not sure what my parents do for work to make so much money honestly, Père tells me it's just a business that I'll have to take over when I'm older and that he'll have me start to help once I turn sixteen.

I've never seen his business since he keeps his office locked up tight. Though sometimes he has guards watch over the house or will disappear for a few days at a time. Not to mention the times I'm pretty sure I've heard gunshots. That isn't too uncommon in Nine but I'm very sure that they're from inside the house. He keeps all of his business documents locked up from me. Maybe because I have an eidetic memory and just have to scan them to know. That's why I'm such a great actor! I never forget my lines.

Either way, I'm basically the best person you've ever met.

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SCREAM THIS IS DONE ONE MORE

[Azalea]

Accepted!