stocking stuffer // carter's ss

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Dear Carter Laws,

Ho ho ho, bitch! My teacher said I can't use that as an introduction, but Mr. Hall said we needed an interjection and I don't got nothin better. Anyways, Happy Hollidays and all that, I'm a Ratmukkah guy myself but I figured I'd sign up for the free present. There's always something a little bit more exciting about a gift I didn't get myself, and the faculty at my school helped me get my gift to you together. 

That's sweet! 

So I sent you some dice, I was gonna send em to whoever I got but I figure they'll fit you. I mean, I'm sure there's some secret cowboy game with dice, right? Snake eyes, snake in my boot, something or other? Me and some bros at school play Blunders & Bards with them, but get bored enough and you can make up whatever you want really. 

I also got some knight statues in there too. My step-mom collects them for the holidays and I figured it's something you can set out wherever you want. Maybe hide them around the house in weird spots and see who finds them, I used to do that with rubber ducks back at my old school. I mean, I would hide those things everywhere too, nobody knew who was doing it nevertheless who even had that many rubber ducks. 

Again, happy holidays Carter! 
- your secret santa
(btw josiahs a hater, i voted for you on PGT)