warm and cozy.— [sammy’s secret santa]

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Hey Sammy,

Not really sure how to start this off. Sorry if this is a bit out of line, or if it doesn’t pass the government censorship requirements or whatever. But that really fucking sucks what happened to your brother. How old are you? Fourteen? Fifteen? I think he said his brothers were kind of young. It sucked watching him, I was really rooting for him Sammy.

It shouldn’t have to have but this fucking government [THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH HAS BEEN REDACTED FOR NATIONAL SECURITY REASONS].

Shit, I got a little ranty. Anyway I got you some stuff. Hopefully it’ll keep you warm over there. I know 10 has livestock and maybe you have sheep, but it still helps. I made you a sweater. Believe it or not, I’m pretty good knitting. And then some balls of wool yarn in case you want to learn yourself. It’s pretty fun. Gives you something to do.

Is it boring over there?

It gets pretty boring over here. I hope you’ve been having good holidays. I wanted to send you some knitting needles too, but they probably would’ve confiscated them. I thought about making something for the animals there too but I don’t know what all you have your farm. I’ve made a sweater for my dog before, I can’t imagine a horse or whatever is much different, just a lot bigger.

Is it cold over there? If you need anything more let me know. I can do socks, gloves, blankets, scarves, anything. Or if you just ever need someone to talk to. I’m supposed to let you guess who I am, but I’m only a couple years older than you. And I don’t have a little brother, but I do have a twin sister who is kinda like a little sister. I am 27 minutes older. And I’m wise as shit so.

Hope you have a good Ratmas, sorry that the government sucks ass. Yes you reading this with your little Peacekeeper eyes you fucking [REDACTED DUE TO VULGARITY].

[ secret santa gift for sammy pepperwood ]

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