Where's the secret formula? { theydies vs gabagool }

[🌱 kaitlin.]

The Tit-nium Theydies vs The Gabagool Gang.*
(Peepi Sock D7F, Chia Pet D7M vs Teen Girl’s Toothbrush D5M, Squirmle D6F)

*One death required

[✌ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ]

the battle had been long and difficult but toothbrush is longer and difficulter. so it’s doing great.

water runs past its bristles and when toothbrush glances down at squirmle it sees it’s little hairs flowing majestically in the water.

IT makes it hard to vibrate a long, sea water fills its circuitry but the magic of christmas keeps it alive.

Wow.

[teen girl’s electric toothbrush attacks peep sock d7f with knife]
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Stabbed in Stomach -- 9.5 +1

knife

[Deleted]

I had a feeling we meet again PUNKS
I’ve put badder bitches in graves y’all are done for

Teeth.. prepare to get BRUSHED

[attacks toothbrush]
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[hesper hart 🐺 d9f]

i am literally burning UP in here like giel peepi socks weren't made to be in the fire lord's chamber that's not my shit???? anyway tho this plant head is growing at a RAPID pace even without any moisture???? make it make sense?

"you literally served it and ate bitch."

that's a lie she actually kinda didn't do jack shit but peepi sock isn't a bitch. i amn just sometimes spell bad. peepi sock is a good friend bitch and thats when i see em i have no choice bt to literaly fuck that bitches uPPPPP

[attacks tooth brush, balloon launcher (affectionately called ballooka)]
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[miss]

throwing knife

[calla]

She takes toothbrush to a nice little restaurant for a nice little dinner date. They are getting quite close, she likes the way his bristles gleam in the sunlight.

But oh no!! This is NOT a double date. She squirms in elegant discontent. It smells like feet.

"You're ruining date night!!"

squirmle attacks peepi sock
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Stabbed in Calf -- 8.5 damage + 1

spear

[✌ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ]

You might think life is strange being an electric toothbrush for a teenage girl.

It is.

"Squirmle," the toothbrush buzzes, "Squirmle I'm dying here, you need to get the krabby patty formula on your own."

[teen girl’s electric toothbrush attacks peep sock d7f with knife]
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Stabbed in Chest -- 9.5 +1

knife

[Deleted]

Date Night?! I hardly know em!
hello 911 im here to report a murder

yea i already told them it was illegal

[attacks toothbrush]
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omg ur bristles are like, everywhere
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[hesper hart 🐺 d9f]

not yall taking performance enhancers or something what the FUCK??????????

i'm boutta die ain't even done nothing except miss w my nail balloon gun yall mean to peepi sock i amn lieterally an sock! literally . So?

NURSE!! shock this bitch again!!!!!!!!!!! i just died in the engine but i'm not dead yet so ignore that i'm SWINGING STILL (metaphorically) scream please peepi sock is ready to sleep now

[attacks tooth brush, balloon launcher (affectionately called ballooka)]
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[3.5]

throwing knife

[calla]

Squirmle cries beautiful worm tears and they fall into the ocean, piss-coloured. There are no other toothbrushes in the sea for her. She is a lesbian, but no-one has ever made her feel the way that toothbrush does.

"Don't leave me Brushie," She whispers, her tail ghosting over his bristles, "I can't do this without u."

squirmle attacks peepi sock
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Deep Gash on Stomach -- 9.0 damage + 1

spear

[Deleted]

hey- hey we're all friends here!! except for that dead guy
you don't need to kill me, im just ur friendly neighborhood
Target Exclusive Sophia from Golden girls Chia pet

[ pleads toothbrush for my life ]

[✌ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ]

toothbrush leers at the chia pet grandma pot roast.

"This time," it says menacingly. Then nods.

[spares chia pet but DOES NOT water it]