Rule Break: That's for Teeth {Rules v. Teen's Toothbrush} D3

[Arrows]

Da Rules Book (D4f) [Tom] vs. Teen's Electric Toothbrush (D5m) [Ele]

Fight!

[✌ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ]

Toothrbush never thought that it’d find someone who liked it for it, instead of for what it could do for them. Squirmle hasn’t only become someone that it cares for, but someone it would die for. Finally, it has found its purpose and it is to die.

How fickle life is.

squirmle is across the house and it will fight its way to it. It attaches the kitchen knife to it’s rotating head and starts it’s lil’ engines.

[teen girl’s electric toothbrush attacks Da Rules Book 4f with knife]
0AZDHDXDizknife
Deep Gash on Forehead -- 9.0 damage +1 blades

knife

[Tom]

"Oh mama! We drowning these bottoms in F's. Come get it honey. Gir We're taking you home! Make sure to get your ass in gear and start grooving to the the scene!"

Rule #89: My Spiiiiinnnnneeeee is for cracking and backing and fucking.
Rule #120: No one is as Hawt as me! You're a bottom if you think otherwise
Rule #356: C'mon and get these Mommy Milkers! You won't regret it.
Rule #444: GIR ISNT GETTING HOME! WHAT A BOTTOM!

9Da Rules D4F attacks Teen's Electric Toothbrush with Balloon Blaster)
svlzGC3nDwthrowing knife

(Accuracy because miss)

throwing knife
(shallow cut on cheek 3.5)

throwing knife·throwing knife

[✌ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ]

Toothbrush's blade rotates and chops at the weird book. Sometimes it wishes it could read but alas, it is a toothbrush. "Listen up book," it says as it chops at its pages, "This isn't Levar Burton reads."

[teen girl’s electric toothbrush attacks Da Rules Book 4f with knife]
Qa3IK|m4ulknife
miss

tom says i get accuracy
knife
Shallow Cut on Forehead -- 4.5 damage

knife·knife

[Tom]

"Read this you big ole sexy brush!"

Rule #69: FUCK ME ZADDY
Rule #262: You're gonna get in my spine and you're gonna like it!

(Da Rules D4F attacks teen girl’s electric toothbrush D5M with Balloon Blaster)
4|rjZddM|Ethrowing knife
(Deep Gash on Back 8.5)

throwing knife

[✌ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ]

"You think I'm sexy?" the toothbrush asks, stopping in its tracks. Images of the teen girl's bedroom flash through its tiny head piece. The lights out, the terror.

"When will it end?"

[teen girl’s electric toothbrush attacks Da Rules Book 4f with knife]
axPUKFO9r7knife
+1 blades

knife

[Tom]

"When will it end? Is there's a story here Mama? Tell me before you get in my spine."

Rule #416: Brush my spine baby
Rule #111: Be my bottom with Gir
Rule #75: ALL OF US WILL BE ONE MAMA!

(Da Rules D4F attack Female Teen's Toothbrush 5M with Balloon Blaster)
JslrklzHTJthrowing knife
(Deep Gash on Stomach 9.0)

throwing knife

[✌ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ]

"You would take even my story from me?" the toothbrush shouts in rage. Everything, everyone, always taking from it. The worm had been the first to only give and expect nothing in return.

The kitchen knife on its rotating head slices the air in front of it and the toothbrush lets out a mighty whirring sound.

"I'll have your stories first!"

[teen girl’s electric toothbrush attacks Da Rules Book 4f with knife]
9_SpbqUfEdknife
Shallow Cut on Cheek -- 3.5

knife

[Tom]

"Your stories will be mine! C'mon Baby! You'll be in my spine, it'll taste so good! MY SHINY TEETH AND ME!"

Rule #72: Knives hurt my spine!
Rule #88: GET IN THE SPINE BABY!
Rule #12: Y'know toothbrushes smell kind of fishy?

"C'mon Sugar, get in here!"

(Da Rules D4F attacks teen girl’s electric toothbrush D5M with Balloon Blaster)
Rq5Yef3Bekthrowing knife
(DG 7.0)

throwing knife

[✌ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ]

"I don't want in your spine. I'll get in somewhere else.... I'll tear a HOLE THROUGH YOU."

[teen girl’s electric toothbrush attacks Da Rules Book 4f with knife]
yO1VlPMVv2knife
Shallow Cut on Back of Head -- 4.5 damage

knife

[Tom]

"The only hole you'll be in is in my SPINE! GET IN ME!"

Rule #21: C'mon big boy, get in my spine
Rule #31: I'm gonna smell like a fish
Rule #55: Oh honeyyyyy; make my pages shine like you do with teeth!

[teen girl’s electric toothbrush attacks Da Rules Book 4f with knife]
LpW5ZpDx3Gthrowing knife
(Knife deep in leg 8.5 )

throwing knife

[✌ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ]

Toothbrush feels itself being sucked into the book to become one with it. Across the room, it sees squirmle still fighting for its life. She won't know it is gone until her battle is long ended.

What they could have been ends here.

"My only solace," the toothbrush whispers as it becomes one with the book, "Is that now you will know the deep terrors that I have seen. Now you will know true darkness."

[toothbrush is deceased]