that's rough, buddy { nokia v da rules }

[🌱 kaitlin.]

D11M Indestructible Nokia vs D4F Da Rules Book

[Tom]

"The sins of a toothbrush's past has come to me. A Redacted sent a message to me, but I can't break da rules? can I? HONEY I NEED MORE SPINEWORK!"

Rule #BOI: Get some meat!
Rule #GURL: The Sins are here. I do not want to see these "teens"
Rule #DIE: YOU WILL PERISH IN MY SPINE!

(Da Rules D4F attack Indestructible Nokia Phone D11M with Balloon Blaster)
xC85Bia1Zwthrowing knife
(Severed Ear 8.0)

throwing knife

[[ retro gm ] angel lí ✨]

the fake phone is dead

and i am

i n d e s t r u c t a b l e

after a quick power nap i feel much better

FULLY CHARGED 100%!!!

attacks da rules with spear
02VG3bzNckspear

shallow cut 4.5

spear

[Tom]

"Oh Babbbbbyyyy? You're indestructible? I need you in my spine baby. Join my sins! Be a bottom! We love those here!"

Rule #784: Nothing is indestructible! Not even that sweet thicc ass phone
Rule #664: The Spine is warm. You'll love it Sweatie
Rule #TWINK: Don't let the Twink hear about it though!

(Da Rules D4F attack Indestructible Nokia Phone D11M with Balloon Blaster)
jc7wCSS5asthrowing knife
(Knife in Cheek 7.0)

throwing knife

[[ retro gm ] angel lí ✨]

"N3V3R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

can i block this book from ever contacting me again??

even the fake phone made more sense with its MMS's!!

zLF4LSPUpNspear
deep gash 8

spear

[Tom]

There's a scream from the spines. A bulge forming in the spine of a furby with legs.

"ITS SPINE TIME BABY!"

Rule #8888: The spine is perfect. All who come will live in paradise. So will you!

(Da Rules D4F attack Indestructible Nokia Phone D11M with Balloon Blaster)
bR6fUQ6M8fthrowing knife
(Miss so accuracy)

throwing knife
(Second accuracy because of my wooden staff lol)

throwing knife
(Sc on Chest 4.0)

throwing knife·throwing knife·throwing knife

[[ retro gm ] angel lí ✨]

is this book trying to give me its number or something? it keeps yelling letters at me called 'rules' ????

they're called digits idiot!!

except wait.... is that.... no.... the creature with legs??

IT KILLED THE CREATURE WITH LEGS?????

":O :O :O :O :O 0MFG!!!!!"

attacks da rules, spear
X63eUEnKgDspear

miss 0

accuracy which apparently i have KSLFJKDS??
spear
3.5

spear·spear

[Tom]

"Hope is like a box! Da Rules are always in box! The box is my spine! JOIN THEM! I WANT YOUR NUMBER BABY!"

Rule #666: ALL DEMONS BELONG IN MY SPINE!

(Da Rules D4F attack Indestructible Nokia Phone D11M with Balloon Blaster)
CY7yOD_vahthrowing knife
(Shallow Cut on something who knows 3.5)

throwing knife

[[ retro gm ] angel lí ✨]

MY NUMBER IS

1800 1N UR DR34M5!!111!!

attacks da rules, spear
JX2qTkdaRwspear
4.5

spear

[Tom]

"Everything I touch dies, but you'll live in my spine baby! C'mon I just want your number! Swiggity Swoogity get in my spineeeeee SEXY"

Rule #0: You will all join the spine!
Rule #1800: We're calling about your car's extended warranty!
Rule #22222: I love you, Nokia. Please, my Spine will love you too

(Da Rules D4F attack Indestructible Nokia Phone D11M with Balloon Blaster)
GTJFurJhrCthrowing knife
(Shallow cut 3.0)

throwing knife

[[ retro gm ] angel lí ✨]

1ND35TRUCT4B13,,,, n0 M0R3

;________________________;

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