[ STERO SAVES PANEM ] 🦅 Gays For Zeus 2022
Apr 3, 2022 22:14:06 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2022 22:14:06 GMT -5
mr. zeus hollistero
the following message does not
reflect the opinions of the ZEUSTV corporation itself
"(Ahem)- THIS IS MISTER ZEUS ANNOUNCING I AM RUNNING FOR HIGH COUNCIL." Concise, boom bam, "WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN A WHILE! During my very successful year of birthing f*#$!^ modern independent reality television I got a degree in Political Science. BOOM! Why? DARK MONEY." Clap, point at the camera, if you know man you fucking know, you know?
"BOOO boring, you don't want to hear about that just know I'm QUALIFIED TO S#!% and I'm being censored on my own F*#@!( network. I know jargon like MALARCKY and DOGWHISTLE and IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH I'm curing boredom in the capitol one EXPLOSION at a time-" 💥 BOOM 🔥 . "LET'S GO, LET'S GO! In this day and age what's more important to SOCIETY than TRASHY TELEVISION?! I DON'T KNOW.
"We here at ZEUSTV think politics are F*#$! AWESOME!! If you want to radify the election with the face behind the silver screen, think about endorsin' the STERO STALLION today. All you have to do is go to your LOCAL SLACK CHANNEL AND DM RAVE WHATEVER THE F$*@ THAT MEANS.""KIDS TODAY AND THEIR CRAZY LANGUAGE AM I RIGHT?"
"THAT'S ALL GOODNIGHT"
