to pimp a butterfly | storm&zeus | 95

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mister. zeus hollistero


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"Woah, THERE you are, kid. Been waitin' minutes for you," probably six. Or seven.
Fucking RIDICULOUS.

Rip-Fucking-Red, you know, you'd think after I was so kind as to NOT FUCKING MURDER HIM WITH KOBOLDS OR DRAGONS OR MY COOL HIDDEN FOUNTAIN RANDOM EVENT THAT NEVER GOT TRIGGERED BEHIND THE WATERFALL he'd at least have the decency to call if he were going to be late. Really, is that too much to ask? FUCK. 

"And what happened to the phones, eh?! I called, what, twice? And didn't hear back once, and the other I had some brat ask 'who the fuck is Zeus' and 'shut up, bitch'? I mean, dude, so not fucking chill, brah," seriously, Storm, have some decorum. "Anyways, look, business proposal, Victor Strauss shit himself- oh hold up, HEY WAITER YEAH YOU BTICH-"

Man I wonder what Storm thinks of me. I hope he thinks I'm so cool, like, look at me! I'm the GOD of Television. I have the hottest girlfriend - if anyone asks tho we're just cool and watch movies and sometimes she'll stroke my hair, but I can't tell people she's my girlfriend, because she's not. "Yea and then I'll get this fuckin shrimp slutty or whatever- scampi? Fuck yeah, let's get that. Hey, nice rack, you single? Ah. He more you'r speed?" I point over to Storm who looks like he's gonna wet himself by how hot this waiter is. 

And androgynous, he's totally into that. Go get 'em, champ.  

"Yeah, I'm orderin the same for him too. You allergic to seafoo-? Eh, don't care, it's fried anyways. Here's the tip because if I don't like the food I will dine and dash. Bye." 

"You can leave now. Toodaloo," where was I? "Right, Storm. Mr. Adroxis? Nah, that's Babe. Anyways, Victor Strauss done fucked up District 2 and I need to jump ship. How's District 9 looking? Not my first choice but that Irvine broad is kinda hot; both of 'em, you know? And Talon probably ain't had good dick since Valentino got assassinated. You heard 'bout that? Crazy shit going down in District 7." 

Beer time. CHUG, CHUG, CHUG- COUGH, CHOKE, COUGH- CHUG. Done. Does he look impressed? 

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