Omegle?

[Meeka]

So basically, I and other people (including Shrimp and Rosetta) were on Omegle, which is this crazy site on which you speak to random strangers. We were joking and pretending that we are from Hogwarts. It's an odd chance to actually meet someone you know on Omegle, usually it's just crazy strangers who hate Harry Potter. Just sayin'.

So. I'm You and the Stranger turns out to be Rosetta.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Wizard or Muggle?
You: Snape Snape Severus Snape? ??
You: Wizard!!
You: well.. witch
Stranger: WIZARD!!
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Same
You: ooh <3
Stranger: <3
Stranger: I'm a Gryffindor
Stranger: You/
You: Ravenclaw!
You: I've been looking for another HP fan for agees
Stranger: Same!
Stranger: This place is full of Muggles
You: so sad
You: one person disconnected... just because I asked him about the Prophets new Article
Stranger: Aw I asked someone if they went to Hogwarts
Stranger: But they told me I was a troll
You:
Stranger: I'm a witch, thank you very much
You: someone told me the same thing
You: and I tried to very calmly explain to them that Trolls aren't admitted into Hogwarts anymore
Stranger: I know, right? It's just so sad!
Stranger: So, what are you up to? I'
Stranger: I'm so confused about Snape's essay
You: Nah... I did that one fine
You: it was the Transfigurations assignment that got me stumped
Stranger: Well, you're a Ravenclaw
Stranger: Oh, that one's a hard one
Stranger: But, I think I got most of it
You: McGonagall expects 4 feet of parchment
Stranger: Ugh, but Neville took all my parchment!
You: Yeah. Luna took some of mine. Said she had to doodle something important
Stranger: That's weird. So, don't tell Cho, but I heard a friend of mine has a crush on her
You: really?! Is it Ron?
Stranger: Nah, it's Harry
Stranger: Sh!
You: because I'd totally go for him if it wasn't for that Granger girl
You: OhMyRowling! that's big news
You: like gossip wild-fire
Stranger: Question
Stranger: Are you Meeka?>
You: omg... No way!
You: I am
You: hahaha
Stranger: Ah!
Stranger: Rosetta here
You: this is epic
Stranger: Epic win!
You: never thought it possible xD
Stranger: Haha, this is hilarious
You: lol. this was amazing
You: I knew there was something fishy the moment you said you were talking about Neville
Stranger: Yeah, and then you're like hey, I'm talking about Luna
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Well, I'm gonna go find more HP fans
Stranger: talk to you on HG
You: yupp
Stranger: haha
You: see ya
You have disconnected.

[Rosetta]

This is really amazinggg!!

[shrimp]

♥

And that is all I can really say about it.

[Prince Inigo]

I was officially playing the "Who Will Leave First?" game for my enjoyment.

First Omegle, I pwned him. Just said "Yo?" and "What's up?" and he left. YESSSSS

This guy took a bit of work, but my smooth transition of references were awesome.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello!
You: Yo.
Stranger: How are you today?
You: Oh, very tired while risking my life to stay alive.
Stranger: Goodness, that sounds exciting. 0.0;
You: I have an assault rifle and some provisions. Care to cover me before students in BR kill us?
You: Oh yes. With their guts spilling out. I can't get one second without some bastard trying to kill me.
Stranger: *strokes nonexistent beard* This is all very fascinating..
You: Cha. One guy tried to throw a grenade inside someone's mouth. (Decapitated head. Original, eh?)
You: I just chucked it back.
You: No manners. At all.
Stranger: Makes my day sound mediocre, to say the least. At least till I go to work anyway, and try not to spill concentrated acid on myself.
You: Oh. Careful. Don't want another Acid Bath Murderer.
Stranger: Hahah!
Stranger: Well, I'm a lab assistant. It's not really that sort of situation.
You: Yea, though, half of these children are dead.-- Oh?
You: Damn.
You: Good thing it's concentrated.
Stranger: I will admit that I am extremely confused at the moment.
You: Understandable. I'm confused and I'm only in one of these 50 classes out for each other's blood.
Stranger: It's like Battle Royale!
You: Haha. Yea, exactly. Exactly it.
You: Goodddddddddddddd. Wish I could just shoot myself, have some god come out of me, and kill all these guy!!1!
Stranger: Like Shin Megami Tensei!
You: Yea!
You: That would be so badass.
Stranger: I think everyone would like that.
Stranger: Too bad you have to almost kill yourself for that.
You: ................True.
You: Ugh. Must now kill Mr. No Emotions. I'll just get out my trust Psynergy...
Stranger: Well, I'm all out of videogame and movie references.
Stranger: Too tired.
You: lol
You: *casts wind on BR participant* There we go. I am victor.
You: xP
Stranger: Muurrr...
You: Chirrrrrrrrrrrrr?
You: Now that I am the Victor, I don't have to face frickin' muttations.


He left after that. I did about four or five video game/movie references, and it was full of awesome. XD[/size]

[Meeka]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: I'm so exhausted
Stranger: why?
You: spent the entire day running around and scaling walls
You: I had to
You: because I had to assassinate these people
Stranger: why scaling walls?
Stranger: what people?
You: it's my task
You: and scaling walls because you get a better view of the city on the church tower
You: see, these friends of mine, they put me in this machine called the Animus
You: and that made me travel back in time
You: to Italy
You: and because I'm an assassin, I have to kill people
You: and how is your life going?
Stranger: pretty well, i was nearly assassinated today though.
You: really?
Stranger: he then jumped into a haycart and i lost him
You: you saw him jump into the haycart and you lost him?
You: I saw a thief
You: but then he disappeared, these guards were in my way
Stranger: yep for some reason there were lots of different haycarts under high buildings.
You: yeah. strange, isn't it?
You: there's also always eagles up there. They leave though, once I've reached the top
You: practical
Stranger: he knocked a lot of people over though and then the guards tried to kill him for that for some reason
You: and why did someone try to assassinate you?
Stranger: whenever he jumped, i heard eagles.......
You: yeah, he's sort of special
Stranger: i was looking shifty and carrying spare knives,
You: I met Da Vinci too. Cool guy.
Stranger: i think he wanted them.
You: that's what you get for looking shifty, you know
You: can't blame an assassin for trying
Stranger: well i've learned my lesson.
Stranger: damn haycarts though.
You: yeah, I know what you mean
You: but I prefer the haycarts
You: Imagine if I just jumped off of the church
You: and splat, landed on the ground?
You: that would kind of suck
Stranger: then you could not assassinate people anymore.
You: and that would ruin everything I stand for
You: and then I'd have to go play Halo or something
Stranger: for some reason this city is well equipped for assassins.......
Stranger: big jump into the future.
You: suspicious
Stranger: better weapons though.
You: hidden knives, for the win
Stranger: silent kills-handy.
You: true. true.
Stranger: spikes-efficient.
Stranger: and fun.
You: that too
You: now I'm just interested in knowing if you're a guy or a girl?
Stranger: girl.
You: same here
Stranger: u?
You: gamer girls!
Stranger: lol.
You: I have to go now. was actually nice talking to you
Stranger: bye, glad to chat to a normal person.
You: haha. true! bye!
You have disconnected.

[phunke]

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m22
You: FINNICK!
You: I knew you were still alive!
Stranger: yaa
You: I knew you wouldn't really die just from getting your head ripped off.
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

AND:

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 19d?
Stranger: d?
You: DUMBLEDORE >:D
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

[ᕙʕ•ᴥ•ʔᕗ]

I don't have me records, but I was fooling around with Omegle last last summer. Tricked a guy from China into thinking that I was from Mars (told him we have good real estate ), and a girl from Brazil into thinking that I was from the Underland (as for Internet, I just stole a bunch of Internet cables ^_^).

-sighs- Good ol' Omegle days.

[shrimp]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: Hey

You: wizard or muggle?

Stranger: muggle

You: oh. That's too bad then. I was going to offer you a transfer to
Hogwarts

Stranger: Awww well, I can't do any magic

Stranger: I guess I don't belong to Hogwarts

You:

Stranger: I suppose you're a wizard?

You: Yep.

You: You could go to pigfarts though, they may accept non-wizards in training. It's on mars though, so you need a rocketship.

Stranger: wow that sounds too complicated and how can they teach me magic if I don't have the skills?

You: Hmm... maybe something to do with auras...

Stranger: haha

You: like, those twins who gained powers from Flamel. You know he's like, dead now, right?

Stranger: Oh yeah, I understand !

Stranger: But this place can't be as good as Hogwarts

Stranger: do you like it over there?

You: Well I'm not actually in Pigfarts. You see, I'm from Hogwarts.

But I've heard that their headmaster is a lion. Who talks.

Stranger: really cool
You: I know, right? He might be Aslan's second cousin, three times removed.

Stranger: haha!

Stranger: I'm sorry, but I have to go nice to meet yah!

Stranger: bye bye

Stranger: hej då

You: you too!

You: byeee!