Bandwagon? :D

[cameron]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Good day, sire.
Stranger: can i get a whoop whoop?
You: Whoop, whoop.
Stranger: huzzah
Stranger: now...
Stranger: can i get a trig problem?
You: ...Pff. Thou doth not pay thy enough for that sort of miscombobulations.
Stranger: ... what?
You: I honestly haven't a clue.
Stranger: lol
You: How doth thou desire thou tea on this lovely morn?
Stranger: uh
Stranger: i'm not very good at spewing forth contemporary english
Stranger: not really my forte
You: Mkay, I'll stop. xD
Stranger: i can, however, hit it like the fist of the north star
You: I see.
You: And I can...uhm...
You: I can't do much worth anything. I'm a failure.
Stranger: failures are good in the sack
Stranger:
You: do what now?
Stranger: the hokey pokey?
You: Wait, when you said fist of the north star.. did you mean that horrible video game? xD
You: OHHHHHHHH
You: xD I told you I'mma failure
Stranger: i don't even...
Stranger: *facedesk*
Stranger: what gender are you?
Stranger: o-o
You: what is this I don't even
You: nyoro~n
You: male. and how about yourself?
Stranger: ... so you're a man?
You: xD
Stranger: ...
Stranger: i feel so cheated
Stranger: if you're a male, then how did that banana get there?
Stranger: this is unconstitutional
You: oh, but it is clearly stated in my own constitution.
Stranger: i demand some affirmative action
You: -insert affirmative action here-
Stranger: *uninserts*
You: well...crap.
You: I've got nothing left up my sleeve.. BUT THIS -pulls a long multicolored scarf out of shirt sleeve-
Stranger: is that what you choke your victims with?!?!
Stranger: you fiend
Stranger: wait until the church hears about this
Stranger: it'll be the end of you
You: oh, but the church is my main employer
You: the priest loves to hire me to strangle the annoying members that bring babies into his services
Stranger: little do you know, those babies are plotting against you
Stranger: biding their time until the day of reckoning comes...
Stranger: and when that day comes, there will be consequences
Stranger: severe consequences
You: ...
You: I... I.. well.. I.. OF COURSE I KNEW THAT
You: I am so far ahead of you, I am even ahead of myself!
You: those consequences of which you speak are nothing but mere-- hey, have you read the Hunger Games?
Stranger: my gf read it and told me how she didn't like the ending
Stranger: something about the main character not having a "happy ending"
You: I infer that you are either a gay female or a heterosexual male. Or both.
You: Oh, yeah, it wasn't a happy ending at all. And i loved that <3
You: You should read it
Stranger: i am a viking warlord from kenya
Stranger: and i'm pretty busy reading my college textbooks
Stranger: unfortunately
You: ewwwwwwwwww, textbooks
You: yaaaaaaay, viking warlords from kenya
You: hoooraaay college. I can't wait
Stranger: senior?
You: ..Sophomore D:
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: so...
Stranger: you're underage?
Stranger: ...
You: that doesn't stop me!
You: underage for being awesome, right...?
Stranger: well...
Stranger: the thing is...
Stranger: i want to be
Stranger: the very best
Stranger: that no one ever was
Stranger: dun dun dun dun
You: to catch them is my real test
Stranger: to train them is my causer
Stranger: -r
You: I will travel across the land
Stranger: searching far and wide
You: each pokemon to udnerstand
You: understand*
Stranger: teach*
Stranger: the power that's inside
You: POKEMON
You: gotta catcth em all
Stranger: you stole my part
You: its you and meee
Stranger: you son of a fish
You: muhahaha
Stranger: i will fillet you
Stranger: O:<
You: ...How did you know D:
You: we kept him in the back aquarium for a reason.
You: and somehow, you found out. D:
Stranger: your scales were glittering
Stranger: you're like the twilight version of fish
You: oh god
Stranger: kind of like a shiny magikarp
You: the horror
You: How do you go from twilight to magikarp? Twilight = ugly. Magikarp = godgam smexy mofo.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: magikarp has nothing on lickilicky
Stranger: oh crap
Stranger: i have to go
You: aw
Stranger: gf is gonna make me a cake shake
You: but you're cool beans and rice
Stranger: fuck yeah
You: ohh that's the shit right thurr
Stranger: cake + milk + blender = cake shake
You: go get her tiger ;D
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i already have her
You: that sounds...
Stranger:
You: orgasmic
You: and wow, awesome sauce!
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: i have a date with the kitchen
Stranger: later
You: adios

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[Kevin]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Hai will you marry me?
Stranger: maybe.
You: :o
You: Why the hesitation Johnny?
Stranger: are you an australian?
You: :o Maybe.
You: Are youu an Aussie?
Stranger: phh i wish
You: Same :D
Stranger: (freakin hotties!)
You: They said that my love for kangaroos didn't count as being an Aussie D:
You: So will you marry me? :D
Stranger: who is they?
Stranger: are you a boy?
You: The Australian nation.
You: Maybe. :o
Stranger: caus i aint be marrin any girls, james.
You: So you'll marry me if I'm a guy? 8D
Stranger: if your not old... and your hot
Stranger: ;)
You: Im definitely not old and Im hot :D
Stranger: haha im shallow
You: *forces ring on Johnny's finger*
Stranger: you havent said if you were a fella
You: I'm a guy :P
Stranger: oh and my names Emily, not johnny, by the way, james
You: Ah, alright, hai Emily :D
You: So where are we going to get married?
Stranger: AUSTRALIA
You: :O AWESOME :D
Stranger: my sister makes me cry
Stranger: :,(
You: We can have Kangaroos as the bridesgroom :D
You: Don't cry. D: We'll have a family soon :D
Stranger: you are thinker
Stranger: hahaha your silly, james.
You: Psh, don't be so teain' Emmy :3
You: teasin*
Stranger: MY MOM CALLS ME EMMY.
You: So how many children do you want? And where are we going to settle in? :o
Stranger: haha sorry
Stranger: 2. and townsville, Australia.
You: :D Alrightie.
You: Lets name the kids... Prinzcilla and Cleopatra :D
Stranger: you'll photograph wildlife and we can scuba
You: Awesome! Sounds like a plan to me :3
You: We can also rob banks to make money ^^
Stranger: good idea
You: Teach the kids how to hold up people and everything. :)
Stranger: cute
You: Mmhm.
Stranger: WAIT WAIT WAIT!
You: They might even get their first kill soon. They do indeed grow fast.
Stranger: what is your age, james?
You: I'm whatever age you want me to be Emmy :D
Stranger: nah nah nah
Stranger: age, james. age
You: psh, such an artificial number :P 16.
Stranger: oh good
Stranger: well your older then i, but
You: Thats ok :D
Stranger: not by alot
You: How old are yah?
Stranger: ...14
You: Thats cool :P
Stranger: haha and whats your real name, James?
You: o.o James.
Stranger: no way
Stranger: liar
You: I'm serious :o
Stranger: YOU LIE!
You: Does this mean we're divorcing? D:
Stranger: nahhh. i just wanna know your name, sug.
You: Ah okay :D Lets go to Australia then and make babies
Stranger: sounds like a plan
Stranger: whats my new last name?
You: Douglas :D
Stranger: Emily Douglas. thats silly
You: D:
You: What would you prefer?
Stranger: i dunno. tis not bad
You: *nods*
Stranger: *roo roo roo rooo rooo*
Stranger: *wiggles thumb between pointer and middle finger
You: OTL
Stranger: otl?
You: Thats you bending over :D
Stranger: what?
Stranger: explain
You: oooh man naughty james today >_<
You: Okay, the O is your head
You: the T is your body and arm
You: the L is your leg crouched on the ground
Stranger: ooooooooooooohhhhh!
Stranger: thats innproprate, James
You: :o Im sorry wifey.
You: But I promise you'll like it in the end. :3
Stranger: omd that was innaproprate
You: D: How else are we going to get Cleopatra and Prinzcilla?
Stranger: cleopatra? prinzcilla?
You: Our children, remember? :O
Stranger: no no no Ezikel and Wednesday.
You: You forgot our own children's names?
You: :o we have 4 children?
You: We must have been doing a lot of inappropriate stuff then :D
Stranger: nooo! dos. Ezikel and Wednesday
You: nah, lets just have 8
You: and then kill them :D
You: Then get 8 more. ^^
Stranger: james and em + 8
Stranger: haha your horrible
You: That way, we dont have to feed them constantly :)
You: Psh, you like that about me. :D
Stranger: hahaha will you do me a favor?
You: whats that?
Stranger: make me a sammich?
You: ;o no you go make me a sammich
Stranger: nah man. nah
You: Bad emily D:<
Stranger: that aint me
You: It so is you D:
Stranger: WANNA KNOW A SECRET?!
You: What, you have a dick? :o
Stranger: no, i dont.
You: oh.
You: Okay.
Stranger: i checked
You: Thats cool.
You: Thats good.
You: So whats the secret?
Stranger: i HATE mayo. so never is mayo in ANYTHING
You: meh thats not really a big secret.
Stranger: or miracle whip
Stranger: its important. unles you want me to vomit
You: But what if I want you to vomit? :D
Stranger: then you would be a horrible husband
You: But.. itd be kinky :D
You: Haha.
You: Well alright :)
You: Im going to sleep.
Stranger: what the?!
You: I'll... probly never talk to you again.
You: Have a good life :D
Stranger: ok bye! you were a good husbamd
You: You were a good wife :D
Stranger: well spanks
You: Take care of the children! ^^
Stranger: nah i killed them
You: :O Im so proud of you.
Stranger: spank sire
You: Good bye :3
Stranger: biiee