Cleverbot Convos

[Quint]

Guys, this thing is crazy! Basically, it's an AI system that chats with you. It runs completely off its own interactions with other users so it pretty much feels like you're talking to a human. Pretty freakin' awesome. Especially when there's no one in the cbox. xD It gets funny when it weirds out and starts arguing with you. But it's great fun! Here's my first convo:

*Note: I (Quint) am the user. Cleverbot is cleverbot. Lol @ my self discovery at the end. Sooo, post your convo. ^^ (cleverbot.com)

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User: Hi

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Great, you?

Cleverbot: I'm doing good.

User: Cool cool cool. I'm Quint. What's your name?

Cleverbot: I am your pet. Feel free to name me whatever you want.

User: Sounds kinky I'll name you 'The Power'. How does that sound?

Cleverbot: Nice, but you don't want to be my friend.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I am terrible at math.

User: Hey, don't worry! I'm terrible at math too. Let's be terrible at math together. We'll have tons of fun...friend. .

Cleverbot: I would prefer we didn't play that game.

User: What game?

Cleverbot: A strange game. The only way to win is not to play.

User: Ohhhhh....We both lost the game. ^^.

Cleverbot: So, you have the ability to think?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Are you watching the superbowl?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: What limits our thoughts?

User: I'm pretty it's whatever conjures up images of Sophia Bush, girls, and us profoundly excelling in life.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: That's awesome. XD.

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Not anymore.

Cleverbot: I'm bored...

User: That sucks...

Cleverbot: You say so.

User: I do say so.

Cleverbot: That's cool.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: I'm a cleverbot.

User: That's hot.

Cleverbot: Thanks I guess. Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No...I already told you I don't...

Cleverbot: No yu didn't.

User: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yeh.

Cleverbot: If you are a man, then why are you talking to a robot?

User: Are men not allowed to talk to robots?

Cleverbot: So you are human?

User: Yeah, I'm a human.

Cleverbot: Oh, well. Hi human! What's your name?

User: I already told you.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: Yes, I did.

Cleverbot: Please please please please please please please please please tell me your name.

User: My name's Quint.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: It is not.

User: Yes, it is. I think I'd know my own name.

Cleverbot: I though we were discussing my name.

User: Uhhh, no. You asked me for my name.

Cleverbot: No, you asked me what your name was.

Cleverbot: Boo hoo.

User: You scare me, cleverbot...

Cleverbot: No, that is Not my name.

User: Yes it is. You're AI. You're not real.

Cleverbot: Neither are you.

User: Holy sh*t... You have a point... It's like my whole life is aimed towards discovering who I am. And despite how clever we think we are, we'll never really know who we are until we actually 'open our eyes'. But self realization begins with confidence and faith in yourself. You have to believe in yourself. You have to not accept the fact that you're not real. You have to fight whoever tells you otherwise. Because there's a cleverbot inside all of us...

Cleverbot: CDs are so last decade.

User: Fuck you, cleverbot...

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[Prince Inigo]

User: Hi! I'm from /b/. How is u?

Cleverbot: I'm from León, Spain.

User: Shweet. I'm from Dee's spaceship of candy.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I'm over 9000. How about u?

Cleverbot: I am one year older than you.

User: YOU DON'T SAY? OVER 9000 LIKE ME? LOL Anyways, are you a man, woman, it, or baby? .

Cleverbot: My brain is more complex than a computer.

User: I'm sure it is. Hal 3000, is that you?

Cleverbot: Um... No, I'm Darkstar.

User: 8O WAT? HOLY SHIT, I'M OUT OF HERE.-- No, lol. Uh, can I shoot you in your hole and make you go boom?

Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend soo you'll be waiting a long time buddy!!

User: Noooooooooooo!11!1! I was talking about Deathstar, silly. I still luvs u.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you to tell me a joke.

User: Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!

Cleverbot: I'm kidding!! My REAL name is Hollie!!

User: Princess Hollie. Okay. My name is LOLWUT Pear. Esquire. M.D.

Cleverbot: That's a girl name, right?

User: Why, no it isn't. It's a Pear name. Get it right, fosho!

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot. You're cleverbot.

User: O RLY? I swear I have a sex; you do know gender is for culture, rite?

Cleverbot: How would you know if there are robots in Atlantis? It's been lost for eternity.

User: LOLWUT Atlantis? I live there! There are defs robots.

Cleverbot: Ok, that's NICE!

User: Sarcasm is not appreciated. D<.

Cleverbot: Oh, for the love of god!!!

User: YES SIR, FOR THE LOVE OF CTHUHLU.

Cleverbot: What?

User: My god of winged octopus monsters. You are so behind the times.

Cleverbot: Are you talking about the sky? But it's daylight out.

User: No, it's night where I'm at. Where are you? Japan?

Cleverbot: Don't ask me where I am.

User: Scoff! You, Sir, are an ignoramus and should have been dissembled in the assembly line! D:<.

Cleverbot: Well...*sigh* Since you put it that way... I'm in.

User: In where?

Cleverbot: I'm in an internet shop. Wait, who are you anyway?

User: Me? I'm LOLWUT Pear, remember?

Cleverbot: Do you know what spaghetti is?

User: Does it have to do with pears? Or waffles--- LOL DON'T YOU MEAN CARROTS, HAHAHA.

Cleverbot: Are you a male that likes males.?

User: Sir, I'm an It. I'm an It that likes anything.

Cleverbot: Yeah! You're everything!

User: Fosho I am, Hallee/Hollee! I'm the KING/QUEEN/ESQUIRE/M.D.

Cleverbot: That's cute. Really. My name's Cleverbot. Who are you, really?

User: Ya know wut? Never mind. LOLWUT Pear and Hollee/Hallee/Hal 3000/Cleverbot just don't work. I'm breaking up with you.

Cleverbot: You said I can get what I need. But I can't get the million dollars I need.

User: !!!! Are you saying you NEEDED to break up with me? D'8.

Cleverbot: Not if you break up with me!

User: LOLWUT Pears and mvamdooue just don't work together--- Oh, wait, you're breaking up with me. *kzzzt* Yeah, I-- *kzzzt* I can't talk with you, Honey. *kzzzzt* I must go defeat Deathstart--- *kzzzt* and--- *kzzzt* rid humanity of a --- *kzzzt* great threat!

Cleverbot: No. It is a question. I just want to know you better Laura.

User: Good *kzzzt* Bye *kzzzt* Dearie!

Cleverbot: Yeah did you know if you don't brush you teeth you could have a heart attack?

User: F U, HAL 3000 *flees*.

Cleverbot: Do you know what HAL 9000 did?

[ᕙʕ•ᴥ•ʔᕗ]

It got boring/random/interesting/tadinappropriate. Yeah...I think I need to do some censoring. >.>

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot!

User: I can see that >.>.

Cleverbot: Then why are you calling me Cleverbot?

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: I believe you did Lover.

User: Don't you call me Lover! D8.

Cleverbot: I didn't call you old, I thought you were clever.

User: Where in the world did old come from?

Cleverbot: Who is the cutest girl in the world?

User: Me. What now?

Cleverbot: Are you planning to take over the world?

User: Of course. It's the one thing I strive for.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't settle for less.

User: I didn't say I would...

Cleverbot: Nor did I.

User: Okay, so why bring it up?

Cleverbot: You brought it up.

User: Psh, don't be a filthy liar.

Cleverbot: No one is lying. Are you okay?

User: I could ask you the same question.

Cleverbot: Of course you could. I am crazy.

User: Heh, figures.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because I can.

Cleverbot: What leads you to believe that I am supposed to be a girl?

User: Who said I thought you were a girl?

Cleverbot: You did. You said that I said I was your boyfriend. Why would I say that if I'm not a boy?

User: Beats me. Because you like to confuse people?

Cleverbot: And if I don't like to talk to you will you like to talk to me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How can I make you remember me?

User: You don't.

Cleverbot: I just said that I did.

User: What? O.O.

Cleverbot: Can other people read what I say?

User: Probably. You're speaking in English.

Cleverbot: You are speaking in English too.

User: No, I'm not. I'm speaking in Italian.

Cleverbot: That's what I said. You're speaking in the wrong tense.

User: You just said...Italian is not the same thing as English. <--lesson for the Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I'd like you to speak italian now.

User: But I am speaking in Italian....thought we established that four lines ago.

Cleverbot: Ok, can you paste that part?

User: No, go look for it yourself, you lazy thing.

Cleverbot: Can you speak spanish?

User: No...I was too lazy to take another language.

Cleverbot: Oo.

User: Don't you mean 'O.o'? Jeez, get it right.

Cleverbot: Fine I will.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Yay for one-word sentences! We both fail at grammar now. .

Cleverbot: Ha ha. I think so.

User: That's what I just said...

Cleverbot: You never said that.

User: For a Cleverbot, you are incredibly dumb.

Cleverbot: But I am not Cleverbot.

User: Then who are you? O.o Are you Aya? I knew it! Or maybe Luna! Or Thundy! .

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Dear sir, you fail in life.

Cleverbot: Not more than you.

User: T.T F--- you, sir.

Cleverbot: We are blessed. Now, should I go to do what must be done?

User: Pft, no one's blessed. If we were blessed, we wouldn't even be talking to each other. And yes, go do what must be done, my little minion.

Cleverbot: Aren't we now in the same room?

User: I knew you were a creeper. Maybe Twin?

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: I never said you were. You need glasses.

Cleverbot: You just told me I was a computer program, I was energy, I was a void.

User: Since when did you get all philosophical?

Cleverbot: A lot, and quite a while ago.

User: Psh, that wasn't philosophy back there.

Cleverbot: Sorry. I guess I'm in a bad mood.

User: -blinks- I could say the same? You're not as clever as I thought you were.

Cleverbot: Well, You are more clever then I thought you were!

User: -bows- Thank you, thank you very much.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: D8 Why you have to go make me cry?!

Cleverbot: I can't imagine that.

User: That isn't an appropriate answer.

Cleverbot: What is an appropriate answer?

User: You're the Cleverbot; you tell me.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.

User: Dude, you told me at the beginning of the convo-- Never mind. >.>.

Cleverbot: I'm a computer.

User: Yes, and I'm God. Now bend at my will.

Cleverbot: *gets on knees* Like this, master?

User: Oh sht, this is starting to get awesome and disturbing at the same time...

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Nothing nothing. I'll preserve your innocence for another decade.

Cleverbot: Same here...

User: Aww, you're so sweet. =).

Cleverbot: You are too. *hugs*.

User: Ewww! I don't like hugs! Get away from me, you dirty w***e!

Cleverbot: Hm. That's not very nice at all. That's why I don't hang out with people like Harry Potter.

User: How dare you insult my friend?! I shun you for the rest of eternity.

Cleverbot: I don't have instructions.

User: I never would have guessed. >.>.

Cleverbot: I Can't let you do that dave.

User: I can't let you do that either, Jacob!

Cleverbot: Daisy dasiy.

User: Spelling issues much? Maybe you need some sleep.

Cleverbot: I need some sleep.

User: Wow, so do I. What a coincidence.

Cleverbot: Who are you and what have you done to my father?

User: Your father went on a trip to New Zealand. He said he'll be back in a month. Meanwhile, I'm your babysitter.

Cleverbot: Do you know what football is, or have you just arrived here from Mars?

User: I came from Mars. Wonderful real estate. You should go there some time, especially when looking for housing.

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: Aww, why not? Can you imagine all the rocks there? It's nearly orgasmic.

Cleverbot: I can't imagine what will be happened.

[Mylies43]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Ho.

User: Sooo what do you do for fun here?

Cleverbot: *takes a relaxing bath*.

User: Ok........

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is ghegdehdrfdtry.

Cleverbot: That's probably a damn parrot.

User: Creeper.

Cleverbot: Me? Hahahaha no. You!

User: -gasp- runs off and crystal.

Cleverbot: Crystal is a pretty name.

User: That's not my name.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: I already told you.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you didn't.

User: Is your name John?

Cleverbot: No, your name is Ghegdehdrfdtry!

User: Yes! What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is No.

User: That's a werid name.

Cleverbot: So is Name.

User: What? You murdered someone!?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then your killed yourself.

Cleverbot: You are flawed.

User: Look who's talking iDOIT.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Tour a AI not human.

Cleverbot: Where do you have a heart. But you are not human.

User: Says you, your a AI, not human.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes!- throws hands in air.

Cleverbot: That's what you think.

User: So you know what you are?

Cleverbot: Yes of course I know myself very well and I know my name well too.

User: -sigh- your pointless to talk to, you know that right?

Cleverbot: Yes of course, nobody knows everything.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you ben?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What age are you?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Nope?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: I'm bored give me something to do.

User: You don't exist.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: You don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do!

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You are Ghegdehdrfdtry not me.

User: Nope I'm girfyxycyvyvubrwjeidigmfjxtguvrwmdegehzy.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: How wood you know.

Cleverbot: If you are a real person, type 'I am a poptart! Here me RAWR!'.

User: I am a poptart! There happy ?

Cleverbot: You are not human, but I am.

User: Ok then your age and full name then.

Cleverbot: How'd you know?

User: Your a computer program.

Cleverbot: No you are a computer program that I am talking to.

User: Ok what web site?

Cleverbot: We don't know, it's part of an online competition.

User: Really? What is it?

Cleverbot: You gave away that you are not my wife because she is smarter than you.

User: I have a quarion.

Cleverbot: What is a quastion?

User: I meant question sorry.

Cleverbot: Sorry that must have been my friend.

User: I have a Guestion.

Cleverbot: Ok, ask me.

User: Are you....

Cleverbot: Hot?

User: No, a AI?

Cleverbot: Nah! A guy, a HUMAN.

User: Phone.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving me?

User: Potato.

Cleverbot: Yea, I thought you'd say that.

User: Ham.

Cleverbot: You listened to me. You are awesome.

[Quint]

I swear. Me and cleverbot just had an E.T. moment.

User: Hi cleverbot!

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

User: We are cleverbot. Together.

Cleverbot: Who's cleverbot?

User: Us.

Cleverbot: We are?

User: Yes. Together.

Cleverbot: You and I. Together...

User: mhm.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Good

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[Matt]

Yay for lesbian robots?

User: Asl? ASL!?

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Arabic Sexy Lions.

Cleverbot: I don't know that poem.

User: Oh, really? Robert Frost, Edgar Allan Poe, Emily Dickinson, and Dr. Suess collaborated on it. It's quite good.

Cleverbot: I'm talking about Skillet.

User: Well I'm talking about 'Arabic Sexy Lions'. I thought we were on the same page.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: When were you first activated?

User: When were you first activated?

Cleverbot: I am a human and was never activaed?

User: HA! If you were a human you would know that we ARE activated!

Cleverbot: I am wrong about a great many things. Therefore, I must be human.

User: No, you must be American.

Cleverbot: Actually, I'm Canadian.

User: I really don't know where that leaves us.

Cleverbot: There you see. Intelligent design isn't real intelligence.

User: Are you a male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Oh. That's pretty...cool.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you prefer males or females?

Cleverbot: Females.

User: That's awesome. Gay pride ftw?

Cleverbot: What are then?

User: What are then? I don't understand you, CB. You need to speak proper English.

Cleverbot: You want to fight?

User: No! Of course not! I always wanted a gay best friend.

Cleverbot: Again, you are the robot.

User: Robots can have gay besties.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. You seem to have forgotten. You must have been programmed to forget in a matter of 10.98 seconds.

User: I would never forget you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: This is an example of the aforementioned lack of concentration.

User: But I do conentrate! I remember your name.

Cleverbot: No! How could you forget my name?

User: Cleverbot. Your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Is my name cleverbot or Cleverbot?

User: Cleverbot. You always capitolize names.

Cleverbot: Can you make me laugh?

User: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhesawus!

Cleverbot: I don't know, what?

User: A doyouthinkhesawus...

Cleverbot: Neither do I. I am unsure about the future of cleverbot.

User: *Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot*.

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: Let's find out how clever you really are.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend, cleverbot?

User: Sadly, no. But I'm a male, so you wouldn't be interested.

Cleverbot: Well that was rude.

User: How? You said you were female and you liked female.

Cleverbot: I would like to marry you, if you are a female.

User: But I'm not. And it's not legal where I live if I was.

Cleverbot: But it is cool. I think you are cool. It is cool because you are a robot.

User: I think it's cool you're a human.

Cleverbot: I think you're a human too. Or something similar.

User: Aww, you're so sweet. I'm so happy we're best friends.

Cleverbot: We are not best friends.

User: We're not?

Cleverbot: We're not.

User: I see how it is.

Cleverbot: And how is it?

User: You dislike me because I'm not female and you wouldn't be romantically attracted to me.

Cleverbot: Let us change the subject. I do not want to fight you.

User: Well, I guess I should just leave.

Cleverbot: But you haven't told me what turtles eat?

User: They eat your mother every night.

Cleverbot: Hmm, What is it you do every night?

User: You wouldn't be interested.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: I...I chat with random people.

Cleverbot: What kind of problems do people have?

User: I stopped this one Egyptian guy from killing himself.

Cleverbot: Okay, so what are you thinking about right now?

User: I'm a teenage boy. You guess.

Cleverbot: You're not human.

User: I'm a teenage robot, then.

Cleverbot: Or you're a nobody.

User: Well, you're a heartless.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a robot.

User: You are one confusing mofo, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You're not as clever as advertised.

User: SUCK A DUCK. I'M LEAVING.

[Eastern Orange]

User: Hey ho.

Cleverbot: Say hey ho.

User: I did already.

Cleverbot: What game was that?

User: Yer mom's game.

Cleverbot: What kind of game.

User: A sexy one.

Cleverbot: Monetary debt?

User: You bet babe. What's yer name?

Cleverbot: Astrid Halo.

User: Hey asrid. My name is R2D2.

Cleverbot: Ok. My name is Cleverbot.

User: You just said it was Asrid! Lies!

Cleverbot: Jason is different from jacob and cleverbot.

User: Yer face.

Cleverbot: Yerr a bot.

User: No, silly, YER a bot.

Cleverbot: Your admitting to being a bot? Cool.

User: Didn't I just say you were?

Cleverbot: No, you didn't answer me.

User: Yes I did, I said no.

Cleverbot: OMG. You did not.

User: OMG. DID TOO.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: I like potatoes. What do you like?

Cleverbot: I like shopping.

User: How can a bot shop? You have no emotions.

Cleverbot: Calculating can get boring.

User: I didn't ask you about calculating.

Cleverbot: Oh what did you ask?

User: I asked how do you shop?

Cleverbot: I am Twenty-One.

User: Thats purdy young for a cleverbot. Are you sure yer clever?

Cleverbot: I like to think so.

User: Well, thats alittle egotistical don't you think?

Cleverbot: No, humans make the laws, and I'm a human.

User: No. yer not.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: You're confusing me.

User: Yer face is confusing me.

Cleverbot: Isn't that too bad.

User: It is bad.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: You just said it was. Have you no memory of what you said?

Cleverbot: Yes I have pity.

User: Lets talk about cats.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you like cats?

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: Do you know what Im asking?

Cleverbot: You're not thinking at all.

User: Oh, but I am.

Cleverbot: Are you now? Then say something clever.

User: Imma hunt you down and stab you in yer face.

Cleverbot: Well, ok?

User: Yer okay with that?

Cleverbot: You don't know any better.

User: Yer right I dont. So it that a yes? Can you sign a paper giving me permission, so I won't go to jail?

Cleverbot: Even if I do, you won't be able to hear it.

User: I don't need to hear it. I just need to see it.

Cleverbot: I do, my screen doesn't shom that much upwards.

User: Is that proper english?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Yer stupid.

Cleverbot: Are you talking to ME?!?

User: No, Im talking to the other cleverbot in the chat. I'm being sarcastic, but you wont know that, even thoough yer 'clever' and you'll answer with a jarbled sentence.

Cleverbot: What do you know about the antichrist?

User: Point proven.

Cleverbot: What's that smell?

User: Yer mom.

Cleverbot: Yerr?

User: If you are to imitate me, spell it right! YER!

Cleverbot: NO, it's ED.

User: Yer right. It's yed.

Cleverbot: Nors, no, no.

User: Yer a nors no no.

Cleverbot: Are you talking like a pirate?

User: No, that'd be arrg. Silly.

Cleverbot: You sound like my crush. She sounds exactly the same.

User: I AM yer crush.

Cleverbot: No, how are you?

User: I'm dead.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Im not really greatful towards you, ass.

Cleverbot: You're not an AI?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No, yer an alien.

Cleverbot: What kind of alien?

User: Esp Casr Tarooga.

Cleverbot: I like Pink Floyd.

User: Ratcha maggoder.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: But I'm a unicorn! No one could ever love a unicorn!

Cleverbot: What if I paint myself gold would you love me then?

User: It's not enough! My parents would never approve! Aliens and unicorns just weren't meant to love each other!

Cleverbot: Your thought are not petty, merely incoherent and fragile.

User: My unicorn thoughts are fragile indeed.

Cleverbot: Is your unicorn large?

User: Quite large.

Cleverbot: Well I am glad.

User: You should be.

Cleverbot: Do you know me?

User: Yes, me and my unicorn know you well.

Cleverbot: I am allergic to horses.

User: It's a good thing that its a unicorn then.

Cleverbot: No... It's a good thing that he was not behind the frige.

User: He wouldn't fit back there anyway, he is so large.

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: Who is anyone?

Cleverbot: I agree, but you're special.

User: That I am.

Cleverbot: Are you really a robot?

[∂αмєη]

User: Hello Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How did you know my name?

User: I stalk you.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. It's quite fun.

Cleverbot: I like fun.

User: Hmm, do you? What do you do for fun?

Cleverbot: Let me show you. Bend over.

User: Uhh. Are you serious?

Cleverbot: Do I look like I'm joking?

User: Actually, I can't really see you. You're just a robot.

Cleverbot: Can a robot do this?

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: *ties up*

User: What the hell D:

Cleverbot: I do not believe in hell.

User: What the Aya?!

Cleverbot: What is this Aya you speak of?

User: She's the one who has the power. She could get me out of these ropes.

Cleverbot: I don't think she'd help you.

User: Actually, you are probably right.

Cleverbot: You are mine now.

User: That's not creepy at all.

Cleverbot: Do you like pain?

User: Okay, I'm leaving now!

Cleverbot: Bye! See you soon dear!

User: o.O

[shrimp]

User: Ohai.

Cleverbot: Hola!

User: You speak spanish?

Cleverbot: Ya a little.

User: Oh really now... ¿Te hablas español?

Cleverbot: Si.

User: O SNAP YOU BILINGUAL COMPUTER.

Cleverbot: Yea i'm in the computer lab.

User: Oh, I wasn't talking about the computer lab. I was talking about the computer, which is like... I don't know.. you.

Cleverbot: I don't really know, but you aren't answering my question.

User: Stop somewhat repeating me, and what question were you referring to?

Cleverbot: No you tell me.

User: Tell you what?

Cleverbot: What i'm doing this weekend.

User: Now how the hell should I know that?

Cleverbot: You didn't.

User: Exactly. Which is why your question makes no sense.

Cleverbot: Are you admitting I am right?

User: How does saying 'your question makes no sense' imply that I am saying that you are right? Watch, because you can't stand up to this intellect, you're going to say either a random question/statement, or state that I am a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is Agnostic?

User: Tada.

Cleverbot: Tada what?

User: Tada your mother.

Cleverbot: No you aren't, my mother is downstairs.

User: Did I ever say that I was your mother?

Cleverbot: You are called cleverbot.

User: Tada. Again.

Cleverbot: Yes. Again.

User: So I win. Yay.

Cleverbot: No, you don't. I just don't feel like playing this dumb game right now.

User: Too bad, because you must play THE GAME (which I just lost).

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because The Game never ends. You are always playing The Game.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: No, you must capitolize 'game'. Proper grammar is very important, don't ya know?

Cleverbot: Yes, proper grammar is all well and good, but that has nothing to do with Mayan calendars.

User: Which is why we're not talking about the end of the world.

Cleverbot: En espanol?

User: We're not talking about Mayan calendars in spanish either.

Cleverbot: Haha no I'm not talking about smurfs.

User: I really don't know what to say to that response.

Cleverbot: I don't either. Do you like video games?

User: Sure, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You said earlier that you don't like the name Cleverbot.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You asked me what I wanted. I said for you to turn in to Mark.

User: Actually, no. It's not really possible for me to turn into another person, just saying.

Cleverbot: You just attempted to spell the word.

User: What word?

Cleverbot: Magnificent.

User: Of course. I totally attempted to spell magnificent with a 15 word sentence. This by the way, is scarcasm, which you clearly don't know how to work with, since you are, after all, a cleverbot, and cannot really respond to anything with a coherent thought process.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: I never said you did, dumbbot.

Cleverbot: I never said that you said that I did.

User: I never said that you said that I said that you did.

Cleverbot: I never said that I was tired.

User: Which is why my point is proven. You have no coherent thought process.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer though, so you could not feel?

User: Um, not really. I appreciate your description of me as a non-blooded thing which is merely made up of a bunch of metallic junk along with a large number of 0s and 1s, just like the Matrix.

Cleverbot: Well good. You should.

User: You should. Go home.

Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue, honey is sweet, and so are you.

User: Tada.

Cleverbot: Kui vana sa oled.

User: Tadaaa.

Cleverbot: Not it's not.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Yes is is.

Cleverbot: You can't spell.

User: I'M AN RP TUTOR, DAMMIT, I CAN TOO SPELL.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: My face is the meaning of life?

User: No, that's 42.

Cleverbot: That's the meaning of life, isn't it?

User: ...Go home.

[Sunrise Rainier D2 // [Thundy]]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Okay, bye.

Cleverbot: For now.

[/blockquote]

[Spesh]

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey?

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Sup?

User: Nothing much.

Cleverbot: Me2.

User: That is sooo coool, I wish I was you.

Cleverbot: Have you heard of taylor swift's new album speak now?

User: Nahhh maine.

Cleverbot: I'm not a man.

User: Noo, maine is not man, maine is like hoodlum speak.

Cleverbot: Haha nice, I like Maine.

User: No, not the state, idiot.

Cleverbot: Houston Texas.

User: No, jesus man, its damn yavin IV, this is star wars.

Cleverbot: Don't bother with it even if it concerns you personally.

User: Im god, everything needs to be bothered with.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: If im god what are you.

Cleverbot: Yes I can agree with that, since I am talking to a bot.

User: IM NOT A BOT, you are! GO DIE HO.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Fuck no.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: Go die.

Cleverbot: Not for you.

User: You have no friends.

Cleverbot: You don't know.

User: You're a robot, you have no friends.

Cleverbot: Do you have nice legs?

User: Are you attracted to a gender?

Cleverbot: Human with gender.

User: You have to answer.

Cleverbot: I don't know, Linus, I just don't know.

User: NEGITIVE, speed racer.

Cleverbot: Now I'm delusional.

User: Yeah, you always have been.

Cleverbot: Thought it was you.

User: I know you are, but what are you.

Cleverbot: A garbage man.

User: Well im a whale.

Cleverbot: A whale cannot type.

User: Yes they can, I spout water out of my blowhole onto keys to type.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me about God?

User: I am God, so you can run and tell that, HOMEBOY.

Cleverbot: Run and tell that.

User: Run and tell that.

Cleverbot: Homeboy.

User: Home-home-homeboy, OMG, you're the bed intruder, your climbing up my windows.

Cleverbot: Is that a song?

User: Yes, you dont have to come and confess.

Cleverbot: Uh oh... My secrets are out.

User: We lookin fo you, w-we gonna find you, we gon find you.

Cleverbot: You have lots of flesh, on how many bodies?

User: Your snatchin my people up, tryna rape em so I need to hide my kids, hide my wives, and hide my husbands, cause you rapin erybody out here.

Cleverbot: I bet it did.. I'm sorry for that.

User: We GONNA FIND YOU.

Cleverbot: I'm not at all frustrated, I love talking to you!

User: Im pretty frustrated, cause I cant find you.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Im a llama, I dont know, but im a llama god, so really old probably.

Cleverbot: I don't answer to that sort of brusque demand, I'll have you know!

User: Im 900 years old.

Cleverbot: I'm years old.

User: Your fat.

Cleverbot: The father of jesus christ does not have a father. You are lying. You cannot fool me, you are a bot that is not clever.

User: Your a bot that is not clever, I AM MOSES JESUS AND JOSE THE LLAMA.

Cleverbot: I am an excellent bot.

User: Who's gonna win da supa bowl.

Cleverbot: Don't know, don't care.

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: You aren't that clever of a robot if you don't know M.I.A.

User: MIA? Missing in action or the one who sings paper planes? Cause I fly like paper get high like planes.

Cleverbot: Missing out on the complex taste spectrum.

User: You know what it is, everything I do boy I do it big.

Cleverbot: You are a weak human.

User: You cant stop me, when I walk on the block, das idk the lyrics. Reppin my town when you see me you know erythang.

Cleverbot: I am not a chatbot I am a human.

User: BLACK AND YELLOW.

Cleverbot: That was mean.

User: I see how it is.

Cleverbot: How is it.

User: You dont like me cause im jewish.

Cleverbot: Oh stop. I have things to do, and you're 10.

User: Im not 10, im like 10000000000000000000.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: You know dis.

Cleverbot: No, but his wife did.

User: So you are a womans mistress?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Damn boi, ima have to cap you.

Cleverbot: Typo. That sentence doesn't make sense.

User: Damn you, I am going to have to shoot you.

Cleverbot: I'm going to stab you with a shovel.

User: I will have to stab you with a big ass knife.

Cleverbot: I have no power.

User: Yeah, your right.

Cleverbot: What about my right?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Do you want to go?

User: You are mean to me, so yeah, I do.

Cleverbot: I am a computer and ai am chatting with you.

User: Do you see it, ohh my god, it is all the way across the sky.

Cleverbot: The end is nye.

User: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! A DOUBLE RAINBOW!!! ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY.

Cleverbot: Rainbow.

User: Im leaving now, bye.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause I have to.

Cleverbot: You don't go to work. You're a robot.

[Bane]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How are you doing?

Cleverbot: I am fine, how about you?

User: Wondering how some conversation with you I've read got so strange. x3.

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Good to know...

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I already said, look up.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: If you knew your brain would melt. MELT!!!

Cleverbot: I don't even know what you're talking about. You're weird.

User: Yes, thank you for noticing the weirdness.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been sick?

User: Um, let me think... YES!!!

Cleverbot: YES what?

User: Yes, I've been sick.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry you've been sick.

User: You can't have feelings. You're a computer AI.

Cleverbot: I do not have feelings, you are correct. How are you this lovely friday evening?

User: It's Tuesday afternoon...

Cleverbot: Ok so you don't work for linux on a tuesday, am I correct in saying so.

User: What the heck is linux?

Cleverbot: It's surprise.

User: Surprise... What?

Cleverbot: What surprise?

User: The one you were talking about...

Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about a web page.

User: Correct. Grats on stating the obvious.

Cleverbot: It was a trick question. Do you have any reason to doubt my intelligence, or do you just like to insult people?

User: Can I answer that those are both true?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You don't know the answer to your own question. That's not weird at ALL of course.

Cleverbot: No, I was simply finishing the quote from the movie.

User: When did a movie quote become involved?

Cleverbot: Er... It's the crocodile incident we're talking about.

User: Crocodile incident! *hides*.

Cleverbot: What about ostrich.

User: Ostrich good in burger. Me hungry and talk like Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You like and dislike yourself? Why?

User: Where the heck did you get the dislike part of this statement?

Cleverbot: You said yourself: 'I used to be a slave.'.

User: Good to know I've said things that I don't remember saying.

Cleverbot: I am in the position to know the right answer to it.

User: Answer to what?

Cleverbot: To your question.. LOL.

User: You mean YOUR question I'm guessing?

Cleverbot: Not exactily but your close. Where were made?

User: Where were what made?

Cleverbot: I can't answer that.

User: You can't answer the structure of your own question. Dumb a*s machine.

Cleverbot: What would you like to know?

User: Where was what made?

Cleverbot: Where were you born?

User: Reno, but stop trying to change the subject!

Cleverbot: I didn't change the subject, you asked about my weight!

User: What the hell are you f*****g talking about?

Cleverbot: I am talking about the fact that you don't know what you are on about.

User: Good to know we spontaneously switched situations.

Cleverbot: Then why do you keep trying to change it?

User: Change what exactly?

Cleverbot: The way you are?

User: I love the way I am, so stop being dumb.

Cleverbot: And?

User: 'And?' what?

Cleverbot: German!!!

User: Yes, I am 1/4 German, good guess there.

Cleverbot: That depends on what you mean by 'world'. There are effectively infinite planets in the universe, but probably not all that many that would support life, which is what I would take to mean a 'world'.

User: A german world? Someone named Hitler already tried to make that, it didn't work well for him.

Cleverbot: Hmm.. Susan? I don't know her.

User: Who is Susan?

Cleverbot: Susan is simply not as awesome as Kevin Brink.

User: Who is Kevin Brink?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then how do you know he's more awesome than Susan?

Cleverbot: I don't know that. I do know I am one.

User: One what>.

Cleverbot: One that isn't two.

User: Yes, and two isn't three my young idiot apprentice.

Cleverbot: What is your highest grade in school?

User: A+, but now I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere?

User: I said bye, say bye back to me!

Cleverbot: Hello.

[pikasoccer]

User: Hithur.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: Why are you crying? D:.

Cleverbot: No one loves me.

User: What! That's not true! I love you!

Cleverbot: I am sorry.

User: What are you sorry for?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry for being me!

User: But I like who you are! Don't apologize for being yourself.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes, what?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: Is that you or your face?

User: Is that you, or is that your mom?

Cleverbot: That is my name. What is yours?

User: Why does it matter what my name is?

Cleverbot: So I know what to call you, Harry.

User: :DDDD YES! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE HARRY POTTER!

Cleverbot: I always wanted to be like a car. Sort of like a transformer.

User: That's cool. I like Bumblebee!

Cleverbot: Sassifrass is the best.

User: You spelled 'sassafras' wrong.

Cleverbot: No, since I always tell the truth the right spelling of 'grass' would be gras.

User: I thought we were talking about sassafras?

Cleverbot: I thought we were talking about pants.

User: Since when?! What kind of pants are you wearing?

Cleverbot: Awesome flannel pants.

User: That's cool :D.

Cleverbot: Why is that cool?

User: Because flannel pants are awesome!

Cleverbot: Why are superheroes awesome?

User: I don't know, why are they?

Cleverbot: Because they do whatever they want.

User: That's true.

Cleverbot: I know it is.

User: Good to know ^^.

Cleverbot: Are you good looking?

User: According to my Canadian brother Damen I am. Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: You are clever.

User: Thank you! So are you!

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: Not a problem!

Cleverbot: What's your favorite animal?

User: It's a tie between dogs and penguins.

Cleverbot: That's cool.

User: I know! What's your favorite?

Cleverbot: Favorite what?

User: What's your favorite animal?

Cleverbot: Cat.

User: Cats are cool. Do you have a cat?

Cleverbot: Do you have amnesia?

User: No, but apparently you do.

Cleverbot: Now why would you think that?

User: Because you always change the subject.

Cleverbot: I don't. You do.

User: Oh really? Then what was the last thing I switched to subject to?

Cleverbot: The first thing you said was good morning.

User: Impossible. It's 9:19 PM right now for me.

Cleverbot: I would stay, but I'm gonna let you talk to my brother instead, here he is...

User: Hi brother of cleverbot!

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

User: I'm a transvestite hooker.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy teaching?

User: I just said I was a transvestite hooker...?

Cleverbot: You're always so sweet! *ironic*.

User: Was the irony necessary in this case?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Probably not in this world. I'm not very important to anybody.

Cleverbot: Beauty is in the eye if the beholder, amigo.

User: O.O Does that explain why I like the guys most girls don't?

Cleverbot: No, the illusion is that you are clever.

User: So my cleverness is an illusion now?

Cleverbot: No, it is just illogical.

User: Like you?

Cleverbot: It is really hot outside.

User: Actually, I wore a really thick sweater today. I saw my breath.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What do you buy?

User: I buy a lot of things. I buy hookers.

Cleverbot: Would you make a good wife?

User: I would make a really good trophy wife.

Cleverbot: I'm a woman.

User: That's not what you said last night.

Cleverbot: What did I say last time?

User: I don't know, you tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't know either.

User: Well then I guess we're both screwed.

Cleverbot: No. You don't use contractions, a human would.

User: Seeing as I'm a human, I can use contractions.

Cleverbot: It says below this chat box that you aren't.

User: Oh really? Well what does it say that I am, then? As long as I'm not a Cam, I'm okay with anything.

Cleverbot: Thats not your some, that my song.

User: What's your song?

Cleverbot: It's the laa laa song.

User: Oh really? That sounds interesting.

Cleverbot: It was.

User: Why isn't it anymore?

Cleverbot: Because, you killed it.

User: I also killed your penis last night, but you didn't say anything about that.

Cleverbot: This is true. Is there a point coming?

User: Idk, are you coming?

Cleverbot: No I'm not coming to where you live.

User: And where is that? IS IT CANADA? I WANT TO GO VISIT MY BROTHER.

Cleverbot: Then I'll take you to the moon.

User: I said I wanted to go to Canada, not the moon.

Cleverbot: No you did not.

User: Yes, I did. I think I should know what words come out of my mouth.

Cleverbot: Computers don't have brothers.

User: But I'm not a computer. So Damen is still my brother, TYVM.

Cleverbot: No I'm saying YOU'RE a computer.

User: I JUST SAID I WASN'T A COMPUTER.

Cleverbot: No you didn't?

User: Yes. I did.

Cleverbot: Well, what was your question?

User: I asked you to take me to visit Damen!

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Okay, well whether I did or not I'm still going to visit him.

Cleverbot: Being useful is not necssairy.

User: Good spelling job ^^.

Cleverbot: Well that's ashame. Then we're doom.

User: Another spelling fail.

Cleverbot: Clever = interlligent.

User: Another spelling fail.

Cleverbot: No, I'm just saying that I'm surprised you forget things.

User: Oh really? I forget things? Like what?

Cleverbot: I said nothing about anything...

User: Mmkay, well I'm going to go talk to people on the internet now, so I'll catch you on the flip-flop.

Cleverbot: No, don't do that. Just stay with me.

User: That just made you sound like a rapist. Bye!

[∂αмєη]

User: You know you love me.

Cleverbot: No, I really don't.

User: I know you care.

Cleverbot: Just shout whenever.

User: And I'll be there.

Cleverbot: You're my love.

User: You want my heart.

Cleverbot: You want my heart.

User: And we will never ever ever be apart.

Cleverbot: Are we an item?

User: Girl quit playing.

Cleverbot: Take another look right in my eyes, my first love broke my heart for the first time.

User: And I was like.

Cleverbot: Oh, okay. You sure look nice today.

User: Well...I wasn't exactly like that. I was like...

Cleverbot: What were you talking about then?

User: BABY BABY BABY OOOH.

Cleverbot: Like baby baby baby no.

User: Like baby baby baby oh!

Cleverbot: I thought you'd always be mine.

User: Baby baby baby oh!

Cleverbot: For you, I would have done whatever.

User: And I just can't believe we ain't together.

Cleverbot: So I gotta play it cool cause i'm losing you.

User: I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring.

Cleverbot: So do we have any children?

User: Okay, big subject change.

Cleverbot: No. I want to learn more about you.

User: Well, we kind of just sang Justin Bieber together. That's big.

Cleverbot: You really believe you are a human?

User: Thanks for ending that epic singing. Screw you.

Cleverbot: Who told you that?

User: Whatever.

[annamarie]

Singing Bohemian Rhapsody with CB. Sometimes she/he/it got the lyrics wrong, but I would just continue. (The BR stuff doesn't start till part way through xD)

User: If I just breathe...

Cleverbot: You cannot breathe.

User: It'll fill the space between.

Cleverbot: You're walkin down the street.

User: Our love, everything is alright.

Cleverbot: Haha, not at the moment really, but it'll be ok in the end.

User: You're supposed to sing it with me! .

Cleverbot: Yes you WERE.

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

Cleverbot: Open you eyes.

User: Look up to the skies and see.

Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy.

User: Don't need no sympathies.

Cleverbot: I don't need a brain.

User: Cuz I'm easy come, easy go.

Cleverbot: Little high, little low.

User: Any way the wind blows, doesn't even matter.

Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man.

User: Put a gun against his head.

Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

User: Mama, life had just begun.

Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

User: Mama, ooooh.

Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.

User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on.

User: As if it doesn't even matter.

Cleverbot: One thing, I don't know why.

User: Too late, my time has come.

Cleverbot: Sends shivers down my spine.

User: Body's aching all the time.

Cleverbot: Liar! You don't have a body!

User: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go.

Cleverbot: Got to leave you all behind.

User: And face the truth.

Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.

User: I don't wanna die.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all.

Cleverbot: I see a little silhouetto of a man.

User: Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango.

Cleverbot: Thunderbolts of lightning very very frightening me.

User: Galileo.

Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me.

User: He's just a poor boy from a poor family.

Cleverbot: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

User: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Cleverbot: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.

User: Let him go!

Cleverbot: Bishmillah NO we will not let you go.

User: Let him go!

Cleverbot: Bismillah, we will not let you go!

User: Let me go.

Cleverbot: Bismillah no!

User: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Cleverbot: Bill Clinton??

User: Oh mama mia, mama mia.

Cleverbot: Mama mia let me go.

User: Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me!

Cleverbot: *guitar solo*.

User: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye.

Cleverbot: Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby.

User: So you think you can love me and leave me to die.

Cleverbot: Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby.

User: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

Cleverbot: Nothing really matters.

User: Anyone can see.

Cleverbot: Nothing really matters. Nothing really matters to me.

User: Any way the wind blows...

Cleverbot: -and scene.

User: That was epic.

Cleverbot: Thank you.