Word war(open)

[Mylies43]

This is for everyone with nothing better to do but this. This is called a word war. Basically you can do whatever you want, like toaster tow trucks. Here's a example.

Bob:I have a bean and it's alive.
Jill:well so do I and my beans crushes yours.
Bob:My bean can't be killed! Therefore it pokes you.

I'll start

I have a eighten wheeler tow truck.