Family Tree V.2

[NoireRose]

Otay... Roseh here! I know that earlier on this site we have posted a thread similar to this. As many of you already know this is just one big dysfunctional family. With many unique members. And so I would like to jump start this idea... Just reply in this thread and list your relatives.

Name:
Relative of:

thehungergamesrpg.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=7975 <---- The old Family Tree

Roseh- Daughter of Earthling; Younger Sister of Wolfie

[cameron]

Okay, so, in my knowledge, website family trees normally get pretty messed up, considering the incest, reproducing with oneself, spontaneous generation, and being the same person. So, what you should do is post the picture every time something is added to it. That way, if someone is confused you can fix it for the next one^^

I am Dee's twin, I am the same person as Lulu, I am the lovers of Damen, Shrimp, Chaos, and various others I've forgotten. I assume from my lack of contraceptives I have a large number if children, one if which is probably my lover as well.

Also, Lulu and Aya are obviously everyone's great great great grandparents.

And I think I reproduced with a spatula to make a member.

[cameron]

It's hard to modify posts on my phone. So.

Kara is my child. I made her with a toaster. She reproduced with chaos to make a ...piece of toast or a spatula, I forgot which

[Ally is tentatively back]

I am sisters with Manda, Arrow, Stare, Sam, and Wyld. L is my not-quite-sort-of-brother-in-law, because he and Stare are engaged to be engaged to be engaged. Yeah. And I was married to Chase briefly... not sure if we're together anymore. So Saph is related to me in some way since she was also married to Chase at some point.

...I don't think that's it. Oh well.


Oh yeah, and not sure if this should be up here, but I was one of like nine people in Kara's harem.

xDDDD

[ja'mie]

Kara's harem.

oh yeah, i had that didn't i? >>

Kara is my child. I made her with a toaster. She reproduced with chaos to make a ...piece of toast or a spatula, I forgot which

i approve this message

cinder and i are insomniac veggie twins.

EDIT: LALIA IS MY WIFE. let the jealousy begin/continue

[cameron]

Did I also make cinder, then, if you two are twins? She can be my child with a brick that was made into the toaster I made kara with?

[cinder]

I have countless lovers under cover of the night, I mean

Oh so anyways,
Kara is my insomniac veggie twin. Preeetttyy clear. Cameron I guess is mii parental then? Well okay then.
I pray to Aya,
I count Lalia as my somehow family, prolly a past lover of some sort. Maybe of the SOUL or a past life
LEROY YOU BETCH, YOURE MY IT YOU BETTER NOT FORGET IT
Quint is my twin
Gaylar is def my gay lover
Thundy + Phunkeh = my Chicas
Wolf Tears is like the odd cousin, in my book ^^

I think family sometime is less than a term, like cousin or grandfather. Its like a general kinship in my book, not so easily defined as a facebook family request thing

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[Tsarashi 2.0]

Mine is simple.
Shrimp is my Father, and East is my Mistress. That's about it.[/color]

[L△LIA]

Kara is my wife.

Chaos is my jailbait twin.

Cinder is my... something... idek. Yesyes, let's go with the SOUL thing, that sounds about right, pft. KELLA CINDER IS MY SOUL.

South is my... also something. I turned down her marriage proposal once welllll, my wife turned it down for me lol, soooo... scorned secret lover? IDK.

I think they are the only ones silly enough to claim me sooo...

[cameron]

I made South with Lalia? Did someone say that?

I hear yes.

[Arrow]

Alex is my sister. Shrimp is my brother or sorts. Danny's my it's complicated. Nervoux is my sister as well.

[Spesh]

Damen is my brother now, i think. Thus, we make Damesh.

[Tsarashi 2.0]

Apparently according to Skylar, (Seeing as I have just realized I have been on this site for exactly 9 months) I have just given birth to a Llama whose father is HGRPG itself. And if HGRPG is the child of Aya and Lulu, I am Lulu and Aya's daughter-in-law?

This is getting... complicated.

[Rosetta]

I'm married to Cam, and apparently Chaos is my aunt, but another wife of Cam or something so it's all incest in the end. Also, apparently I have two fathers: Shrimp and Matt.

[cameron]

I did not mate with the offspring of Shram and Matta. Sorry.