HGNTM

[ja'mie]

WHY DO I MISS EVERYTHING

[cameron]

lololwhoops deleted the first post by accident.

buuut I'll make a recap of what all happened in a bit.

[cameron]

HUNGER GAMES NEXT TOP MODEL

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with your host, TYRA BANKS
and assistant judge, MISS J[/font]

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Girl, we have some supah fabooluss contestants this cycle, I mean, girl, these models got some potential in dare chocolate asses! Girl.

Mm, girl, those models are lookin' fiercer than evah, girl! And that tenacity! Girlllll.

Girl, Cycle 1 was so fierce I can't even wait for cycle two (which airs tonight right after the Tyra Banks Show, so errybody best be watchin' me on the telly, you know what I'm saying, girlll?

Girl. Get. Ready. Girl.

WEEK ONE. Girls be FIERCE, girl.

We started with a grand number of eight lovely ladies. Thundy, Dee, Cinder, SpecialK, Elegant, Eastern, Lalia, and Skylar. After being carefully selected from over thousands of applicants, cycle one of HGNTM was on its way to fame. All the contestants gave their best three poses, while I, Tyra Banks, judged them based on several factors, most including the word fierce.

After several stunning photos, we called out the names of the contenders who were safe. Cinder, Elegant, Dee, Thundy, and Eastern. I promoted Lalia to Miss J, girl, because she was so fierce. Girl.

Before me stood two lovely ladies, Spesh and Skylar. Only one of them was still in the running towards becoming Hunger Games Next Top Model. One contestant had a bulbous nose that was distracting heavily from her photoshoot, while the other was being incredibly slutty without removing his shirt, which is a surefire way to let us know you're not fierce. And so, we moved Skylar on to week 2 and send Spesh packing his bags, never to be a model again.

WEEK TWO. I'll give you favors.

This week went by rather quickly, seeing as our fierce sponsors went on strike and we had to go off of about ten minutes of air time. But those girls were still fierce, and one contestant promised me favors if I put her through. God, those were some GOOD favors.

The photoshoot today was to look like a zombie. The contestants had to do their own makeup because this is a cheap cycle. Here are the resulting photos:


At results, Elegant, Skylar, Cinder, and Thundy all were moving on, while the two lovely ladies Eastern and Dee were in the bottom two. One didn't exactly seem herself this week, and her photo showed it. The other however is asian was unable to make proper eye contact, and thus was eliminated. Also I had a feeling she slept through the photoshoot. Eastern was moving on, while Dee's model career was over.

WEEK THREE. Safari Mamas be FIERCE.

This week, the contestants got Tyra Mail letting them know they were about to take their special international trip! Cinder and Eastern were excited for getting to return to their ghetto roots, and I'm fairly certain Cinder—being supahfierce as always—snuck off to give some favors to some big bulky native African men. Girl, that was fierce, reminds me of myself at your age so like a few days ago! Girl.

The girls were taken to ZIMBABWE JUMBALAYA SIMBA PUMBA TIMON RAWR WALKWAY, girls, for the safari photoshoot! The girls were asked to take on the persona of an animal. Eastern chose a duck with some other furry thing. Elegant gave some magnificent poses of different personas and thus has extra photos in this reel. Skylar was a flaming little kitty. Thundy was a giraffe or a pony or a burrito or something. Cinder was a lovely little flower that gave me plenty of wonderful favors.

Sadly, one contestant had to go home. And while Elegant, Skylar, and Cinder were called to move on, the two lovely ladies Eastern and Thundy were left in the bottom two. Immediately after realizing she was in the bottom two, one contestant starting cussing up a storm all fierce-like, and girl, she saved her chocolate ass right durr. Without that fierce determination, Eastern might have gone home, but she was saved and went on to the next week. Thundy, however, was sent home.

WEEK FOUR. Some Serious Head to Toe Modeling.

This week we once again suffered from extreme budget cuts and instead of doing our planned running with animals wearing fancy animal-like clothing, we had to strip each candidate of one article of clothing.

Eastern removed her hair, Elegant removed her sock, Skylar removed his left eyebrow, and Cinder removed her shirt.


In results, Cinder and Skylar were the first two to be called back, leaving Eastern and Elegant in the bottom two. Eastern cussed up a storm again. Elegant had been first basically the entire game, so this came as a major shock for everyone. However, it was noted that her feet stole the attention from her face, and also her better poses weren't delivered until after the photographer was onto the next contestant. Quite sad actually. But, when we looked at her foot again, we noted its true beauty and and decided to keep her on for her feet were just too fierce to pass down, girllll. Eastern was sent home, still cussing.

WEEK FIVE and FINALE. No One Has Ever Made Me Wanna Be a Stair Railing Before.

This week was quite strenuous on the contestants as they all had to perfect their own personal catwalk strut. Cinder did some great strutting on her bed and later gave me favors involve said bed and said strut. Skylar walked around in some huge ghetto boots that were supahfierce. Then Elegant showed everyone up with her superb stair climbing, take several steps at a time while still keeping a fierce, beautiful facial expression and making her legs look like that of a crane's, long and elegant.

When it came to results, Miss J and I deliberated for quite some time. Three lovely ladies stood before us, but we couldn't decide who shouldn't still be in the running. Finally we came to a conclusion. So we called out Elegant, and then talked to Skylar and Cinder—Skylar having not been in the bottom since week one and Cinder having never entered the bottom two because of her favors. Both contestats were fabulous and very lovely ladies, though in the end we called Skylar's name. And Cinder's. They were all going to the finale! MMMGIRLS.

And America's HG's Next Top Model Is...

The girls were all then taken on a little safari around Africa to celebrate. Afterwards, the three had to record a Covergirl Cosmetics commercial. All three did quite well. Skylar wrote an extensive letter about his dream and how Covergirl has helped him to have buttsecks. It was rather touching, and his nose didn't even appear that bulbous. Elegant whispered sexily about her sexlife as well, and even gestured a finger entering a hole. I was nearly in tears at the fierceness and her extreme evolution. Last was my favorable Cinder, who—in the spirit of Effy Stonem—licked her fingers. It just made me so wet with exasperation and awe of her pure talent.

After the commercials, the girls had a final photoshoot, lasting approximately 20 straight minutes of constant posing. Here is a compilation of these poses.


Then we had the results. The girls tearfully waited on the runway, Cinder becoming very emotional and flabbergasted. Skylar was tearing up, and Elegant looked extremely nervous yet managed to maintain her fierce posture.

After careful deliberation, I stepped towards the girls, holding one photo in my hand. Three lovely ladies stood before me, but only one could be America's Next Top Model. The person coming in third place who would not be ANTM was... Cinder. As she dramatically flipped out on me and said she'd never give me anymore favors, I turned to the two remaining lovely women. And, flipping the picture over, I revealed that Skylar was America's Next Top Model.

Girls, be sure to join us tonight for Cycle 2 of Hunger Games Next Top Model! It's sure to be fierce. We have returned judge Miss J, the fashionable third place contestant Cinder taking the persona of Twiggy, and even a few guest judges in store, such as Nicki Minaj! So tune in tonight at approximately 11PM EST to tinychat.com/IAMHGRPGWALRUS ! Diva, out!

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[cameron]

Finished. Also, gave Elegant a makeover, girlllll.

[Matt]

I VOLUNTEER TO BE A CONTESTANT

[gamemaker kelsier]

I LIKE MY MAKEOVER.

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Of course I miss the fun part. -.-

[cameron]

THE COMPETITION STARTS IN LESS THAN THIRTY MINUTES GIRLS.

Make your way to tinychat.com/hgnmt

[cinder]

Naturally Twiggy is cool af, so she'll be showing up late to the competition c: <333

Also, I'd like to encourage all wannabe slags to join AMTS, where we don't discriminate like the judges do on ANTM.

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thegloss.com/culture/tyra-banks-modelland-is-a-fashion-inspired-hunger-games-knockoff/

[cameron]

DUDE in the middle of saying results tonight I went "DUDE it'd be so cool if there was a ANTM/HG Crossover!"

And there actually IS one. <3

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THE MODEL ALBUMS

pictures of all the models for you to enjoy.
recap will be posted by Cameron later.

SOUTH
GLITTER
AYA
ELEGANT
SNAKEBIRD
SKYLAR
EASTERN
MATT


THE JUDGES

TYRA CAMERON
CO JUDGE DAMEN
GUEST JUDGE SHRIMP

[cameron image is purposely horrible. I did it quickly, horribly, and idc.]

[glitter .]

If anyone asks about the hat... DEATH.

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[cameron]

What's with the hat?