Let Them Eat Cake [open for 1 more!]
Jul 14, 2011 23:47:57 GMT -5
Post by Gale Hawthorne: Ace Attorney on Jul 14, 2011 23:47:57 GMT -5
((Tl; dr: he made a speech at a banquet about career training, and part-way through said speech he cut down the podium, and by the end he told everyone to enjoy the rest of the banquet.))
He put on an air of confidence to hide how nervous he was- even though his uncle owned the building, this was still the first time he had spoken at a banquet. The fitted tailcoat he wore for the occasion had a certain classic feel- much unlike even the other eccentric clothing he was used to. He wore a sword at his belt for ceremonial purposes, but it did make an excellent prop. "It's come to my attention," he began, "That our district is beginning to lose its nerve. Does anyone recall the extra meals and stipends we were thriving on a decade ago? Where have they gone?" The audience's reactions were mixed- some were raptly listening, and a few elderly gentlemen seemed almost offended.
“Evidently, it’s gone to a mess of soot-covered miners- miners, and Topaz Ross, but I’m beginning to digress. On that lighter note, his eyes shifted briefly. “The reasons for this are many, but to me, quite obvious: Twelve must have launched a career program, and if the recent years are any indicator, it’s quite good- better than ours, perhaps.” This comment seemed to strike a number of chords, and provoke enough thought to fuel more than a few people to start their own conversations. After waiting a few moments for the audience to quiet down, he started up again. “That’s going to change this year.”
He waved a hand across the audience. “My instructors have taught me that our traditional methods are too focused on combat- far from the only present element in the Hunger Games. District Twelve tributes have excelled in bits and pieces we often fail to acknowledge. Example: survival.” He took a discreet breath, keeping himself from getting anxious. “I know we all love to eat, but most of us never learn to hunt or go without food. This is a problem in the Games when food becomes scarce.” And, captivated. Most of the guests had ceased speaking to look- he had their attention, if nothing else. “Careers need to be able to spend at least a week without more than what we’d normally consider a day’s worth of food- perhaps not more than rarely, but enough to ensure that managing it isn’t a problem for them.”
"You could argue that it's brutal, but historically, the evidence is hard to argue with. Victory has gone to those whose training was the most grueling. The Greek City-State of Athens was filled with learned scholars, had more wealth than any other city of its time, and had the most powerful navy in all of Greece. Still, the Spartans - Warriors trained since age seven who left weak children in the mountains to die - managed to overcome them on the battlefield through raw power and determination." He briefly adjusted the collar of his tailcoat.
"For those who would like to call the war a coincidence, there was a television program popular in twenty-first century America that proved their Green Berets were inferior to the Spetsnaz, the special forces of a nation whose name has been lost in antiquity. Spetsnaz soldiers trained daily- among their methods, swimming in pools of blood under barbed wire. Such methods, of course, would have been illegal in the so-called 'Land of the Free' whose ultimate downfall was an unwillingness to use such methods."
He didn’t like taking shots at the Old America like that- he actually did like the way they permitted themselves to live because of his central philosophy, but they were an easy target- especially since Panem rose from their ashes. “Survival is only the hard part, though. Another thing we’re not getting right is Capitol sponsorship. For some reason, we seem to think it’s okay to send huge, hulking death-machine types into the Games – both male and, in scarier cases, female – and though we do a good job of sponsoring them, the Capitolites go ahead and send tridents to the dashing gentleman in District 4 or what have you.”
Thomas wasn’t about to make the mistake of bashing his allies- he did have a plan to avert what would have killed his speech otherwise. Chuckling lightly, he started up again. “Now, thankfully, that’s not the case this year- the tributes this year should definitely be looked on as examples, no matter which one of them (and it will be one of them) makes it back alive. On that note, can I get a hand for Razor Creel and Sylvania Legend!?!?” Waving both arms into the air to signal a rise, most of the attendees, especially the younger ones, jumped into a roaring clap.
Letting the guests simmer down once again, he made a point of it. “So, if you can afford to sponsor one of them, or both of them if you’re really serious, I’m sure they’d appreciate it. In fact, a lot of sponsors often get to meet their victors if they manage to save their lives in the ring.” His coaxing quelled into something more serious. “Either way, the fact of the matter is that we’ll denying Twelve,” His eyes were burning with hate as the podium in front of him split in half on a diagonal, with the top slowly falling to the side. The sword formerly at his belt was in his opposite hand; either the movement was rehearsed, or his handling on the blade in his hand was frightening. “…another victory.”
[dice=200+1000]
Okay, the dice wouldn't roll, so I'm gonna assume I cut that podium in half B |
The fury in his eyes seemed to die down as he began sheathing his blade, but he did need to take a breath to calm himself. To finish the thought, he smiled softly. “On a much, much lighter note, enjoy the banquet- all of you. The miso ramen and the cake in the corner in particular are amazing, if you haven’t tried either yet. Can we have a round of applause for Canas Biddle, our Head Chef?” Another ovation took the audience as Thomas signaled a large, mustached man with a wide smile to rise. “Thank you, thank you. By the way, I’m Thomas Esemplare. Happy Hunger Games!”
Whew. Coming down from the (now severed) podium, he joined the other guests. I guess public speaking’s no scarier than death after all, he thought, grinning hopefully. The orchestra looked like it was going to be ready to start soon, so he began to prowl across the banquet to get a meal in before the dancing started.
He put on an air of confidence to hide how nervous he was- even though his uncle owned the building, this was still the first time he had spoken at a banquet. The fitted tailcoat he wore for the occasion had a certain classic feel- much unlike even the other eccentric clothing he was used to. He wore a sword at his belt for ceremonial purposes, but it did make an excellent prop. "It's come to my attention," he began, "That our district is beginning to lose its nerve. Does anyone recall the extra meals and stipends we were thriving on a decade ago? Where have they gone?" The audience's reactions were mixed- some were raptly listening, and a few elderly gentlemen seemed almost offended.
“Evidently, it’s gone to a mess of soot-covered miners- miners, and Topaz Ross, but I’m beginning to digress. On that lighter note, his eyes shifted briefly. “The reasons for this are many, but to me, quite obvious: Twelve must have launched a career program, and if the recent years are any indicator, it’s quite good- better than ours, perhaps.” This comment seemed to strike a number of chords, and provoke enough thought to fuel more than a few people to start their own conversations. After waiting a few moments for the audience to quiet down, he started up again. “That’s going to change this year.”
He waved a hand across the audience. “My instructors have taught me that our traditional methods are too focused on combat- far from the only present element in the Hunger Games. District Twelve tributes have excelled in bits and pieces we often fail to acknowledge. Example: survival.” He took a discreet breath, keeping himself from getting anxious. “I know we all love to eat, but most of us never learn to hunt or go without food. This is a problem in the Games when food becomes scarce.” And, captivated. Most of the guests had ceased speaking to look- he had their attention, if nothing else. “Careers need to be able to spend at least a week without more than what we’d normally consider a day’s worth of food- perhaps not more than rarely, but enough to ensure that managing it isn’t a problem for them.”
"You could argue that it's brutal, but historically, the evidence is hard to argue with. Victory has gone to those whose training was the most grueling. The Greek City-State of Athens was filled with learned scholars, had more wealth than any other city of its time, and had the most powerful navy in all of Greece. Still, the Spartans - Warriors trained since age seven who left weak children in the mountains to die - managed to overcome them on the battlefield through raw power and determination." He briefly adjusted the collar of his tailcoat.
"For those who would like to call the war a coincidence, there was a television program popular in twenty-first century America that proved their Green Berets were inferior to the Spetsnaz, the special forces of a nation whose name has been lost in antiquity. Spetsnaz soldiers trained daily- among their methods, swimming in pools of blood under barbed wire. Such methods, of course, would have been illegal in the so-called 'Land of the Free' whose ultimate downfall was an unwillingness to use such methods."
He didn’t like taking shots at the Old America like that- he actually did like the way they permitted themselves to live because of his central philosophy, but they were an easy target- especially since Panem rose from their ashes. “Survival is only the hard part, though. Another thing we’re not getting right is Capitol sponsorship. For some reason, we seem to think it’s okay to send huge, hulking death-machine types into the Games – both male and, in scarier cases, female – and though we do a good job of sponsoring them, the Capitolites go ahead and send tridents to the dashing gentleman in District 4 or what have you.”
Thomas wasn’t about to make the mistake of bashing his allies- he did have a plan to avert what would have killed his speech otherwise. Chuckling lightly, he started up again. “Now, thankfully, that’s not the case this year- the tributes this year should definitely be looked on as examples, no matter which one of them (and it will be one of them) makes it back alive. On that note, can I get a hand for Razor Creel and Sylvania Legend!?!?” Waving both arms into the air to signal a rise, most of the attendees, especially the younger ones, jumped into a roaring clap.
Letting the guests simmer down once again, he made a point of it. “So, if you can afford to sponsor one of them, or both of them if you’re really serious, I’m sure they’d appreciate it. In fact, a lot of sponsors often get to meet their victors if they manage to save their lives in the ring.” His coaxing quelled into something more serious. “Either way, the fact of the matter is that we’ll denying Twelve,” His eyes were burning with hate as the podium in front of him split in half on a diagonal, with the top slowly falling to the side. The sword formerly at his belt was in his opposite hand; either the movement was rehearsed, or his handling on the blade in his hand was frightening. “…another victory.”
[dice=200+1000]
Okay, the dice wouldn't roll, so I'm gonna assume I cut that podium in half B |
The fury in his eyes seemed to die down as he began sheathing his blade, but he did need to take a breath to calm himself. To finish the thought, he smiled softly. “On a much, much lighter note, enjoy the banquet- all of you. The miso ramen and the cake in the corner in particular are amazing, if you haven’t tried either yet. Can we have a round of applause for Canas Biddle, our Head Chef?” Another ovation took the audience as Thomas signaled a large, mustached man with a wide smile to rise. “Thank you, thank you. By the way, I’m Thomas Esemplare. Happy Hunger Games!”
Whew. Coming down from the (now severed) podium, he joined the other guests. I guess public speaking’s no scarier than death after all, he thought, grinning hopefully. The orchestra looked like it was going to be ready to start soon, so he began to prowl across the banquet to get a meal in before the dancing started.