What did the corn say when he got flustered?
Jan 11, 2012 13:11:48 GMT -5
Post by miladyfirearms on Jan 11, 2012 13:11:48 GMT -5
"Awww shucks."
Get it? Cause you shuck corn and.....
Thought I would start off with a joke.
Ahem. Well, uhh.. anyways you can call me Firearms or MF. Actually, don’t call me MF because that could stand for two entirely different words. Call me what you want.
I like cats. I do. I really, really do. I have a cat.
I know for a fact I will grow up to be the crazy old lay that lives alone with hundreds of cats, except I will not really have hundreds but two or three at the most. I have seen hoarders and no thank you. I will just make it seem like I have a lot of cats, thanks to hidden speakers that play caterwauling sounds and R/C robotic cats that I will chase small children with. Maybe the male cats will come with a pouch that sprays fake urine. There will be a red button on the remote control that says the urineator in white letteing. All caps.
Yea, cracking corny jokes and talking about human waste in my intrdocution. I'm sure to impress you guys.
Get it? Cause you shuck corn and.....
Thought I would start off with a joke.
Ahem. Well, uhh.. anyways you can call me Firearms or MF. Actually, don’t call me MF because that could stand for two entirely different words. Call me what you want.
I like cats. I do. I really, really do. I have a cat.
I know for a fact I will grow up to be the crazy old lay that lives alone with hundreds of cats, except I will not really have hundreds but two or three at the most. I have seen hoarders and no thank you. I will just make it seem like I have a lot of cats, thanks to hidden speakers that play caterwauling sounds and R/C robotic cats that I will chase small children with. Maybe the male cats will come with a pouch that sprays fake urine. There will be a red button on the remote control that says the urineator in white letteing. All caps.
Yea, cracking corny jokes and talking about human waste in my intrdocution. I'm sure to impress you guys.
