Dianna Agron Vs. Lea Michele (MATT)

[Nofo]

I'm Dianna Agron and I have blonde hair. I'm super pretty and I'm perfect. Oh, and I have a Xiphos.

[Matt]

I'm Lea Michele and I can SINGGGG. I look way better with bangs and I have a bigger role than my EX-BFF Dianna trolololololo!

[Nofo]

I'm 100% better than Lea Michele. I sing like an angel. I'm so sweet and cute. I'm going to kill that bitch with my sword.

[Attacks Lea Michele; Sword]
[dice=200+1000]
[1043 -- Stabbed in Hand -- 8.0 damage
(Sword)][rand=2085579824633896441664964426308870934508610516786635461962898261845]

[Matt]

The bitch stabbed me in the hand! WTF! The little snot, always thinking she's better than me because she got to make out with Alex Pettyfer. She will pay! I grabbed my bow, loaded an arrow, and fired.

[dice=200+4000]

Miss -- 0.0 damage

I missed! She must have done severe damage to my hand. I can't shoot like this! I lay down the bow and pick up a crowbar, ready to BEAT A BITCH UP.[rand=08283142186701298677581663010641969625979266129431424878395628184]

[Nofo]

Ha! Lea Michele missed! I cut through bone! She can't even hit me! I stab again.
[Attack Lea Michele; Sword]
[dice=200+1000]
[1056 -- Shallow Cut on Right Shoulder -- 3.5 damage
(Sword)][rand=2764800186268985723250749055296264273686241358524834916493855417]

[Matt]

"YOU SLUT!" I screamed, picking up the crowbar and charging the goody goody blonde.

[dice=200+7000]

Miss -- 0.0 damage

I missed again! Tears threatened to well up in my eyes, but I forced myself to push through. I WILL END HER![rand=6655387592036277803227382712066265346660092473038675412798766047]

[Nofo]

I'm too fast for this bitch! Haha! "I'm gonna win Ms. Michele!"

[attack Lea Michele; Sword]
[dice=200+1000]
[1052 -- Shallow Cut on Forehead -- 4.5 damage
(Sword)][rand=2560976331587881116567333228886138674434414133432335212219040841]

[Matt]

My forehead began to bleed, and I studied the blonde. She didn't have a scratch on her! There was no way I was going to win, no way...and then I thought to myself.

What would Rachel Berry do?

She would believe in herself, and so, that is what Lea did. Almost as calm as if she was at the beach, Lea picked up a sword of her own and swung toward Dianna.

[dice=200+1000]

Dianna blocked it, but Lea wouldn't let it phase her. She had to keep fighting. She had to.[rand=59173325425945228573661334812641202842780854552985748395198024809]

[Nofo]

Dianna decided to switch to third person. She was a safe bet in this fight. No hits had landed on her yet. The girl must have been half dead, but Dianna was untouched.

[Attack Lea Michele; Sword]
[dice=200+1000]
[1046 -- Stabbed in Back -- 9.0 damage
(Sword)][rand=2374740568920971800320949405431769974111393094066453128131106496]

[Matt]

The small hits were adding up,and Lea knew it. She couldn't die, she couldn't! With all of her might, Lea charged with the sword, hoping for SOMETHING.

[dice=200+1000]

Shallow Cut on Cheek -- 3.5 damage

It wasn't as great as she planned, but it was something! She wasn't going down without fighting, that's for sure.[rand=5990879104938358665307388408109559614037605933855666919469367713]

[Nofo]

Dianna smiled as the sword cut her cheek. Pathetic really. That was all Lea could do? Dianna was as good as gold. She wouldn't be the one dying here.

[Attack Lea Michele; Sword]
[dice=200+1000]
[1039 -- Shallow Cut on Right Shoulder -- 3.5 damage
(Sword)][rand=1907680628355592548430145625025034696377655956894245860511949285865]

[Matt]

Lea could feel death reaching out for her. But she wouldn't let him take her.

[dice=200+1000]

Shallow Cut on Stomach - 4.0

Lea barely made contact with her. At that moment, Lea broke down and started bawling. "Please, Dianna, please!"[rand=80918678105808836444107186980546195411199936643244410743727348745]

[Nofo]

"You bitch!" Dianna screamed. "You cut my stomach, now I'm going to cut off your head!"

[Attack Lea Michele; Sword]
[dice=200+1000]
[1123 -- Deep Gash on Right Thigh -- 8.0 damage
(Sword)][rand=6114442502148449925260880729183655628000153228647935972437262535]

[Matt]

Lea was almost dead. In one final attempt, she slowly walked over to Dianna and swung.

[dice=100+1000]

Shallow Cut on Left Shoulder -- 3.5 damage

She had failed. Lea accepted defeat, knowing she tried her hardest.[rand=47278162953443825888018410885706553593086684122683898315723054111]

[Nofo]

Dianna knew if she didn't miss, this next blow would end it all. She walked up to Lea and swung.

[Attack Lea Michele; Sword]
[dice=200+1000]
[1076 -- Shallow Cut on Left Bicep -- 3.5 damage
(Sword)][rand=3753332733176648637773334444500506232944832183420663514242481905967]