The battle for Fair Geebs' heart. [Charade]

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"I challenge thee to a duel for the fair Lady Geebs' hand!" South shouts, brandishing her sword. "Have at thee, coward!"

[[attacks Charade, sword]]
[dice=200+1000]
[[shallow cut on left calf, 3.5]]

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[charade]

"Coward you say? I am no coward knave, You have insulted my honor! And that of the fair maiden Geebs! EN GARDE!"
[Attacks Ser South]
[dice=200+1000]
[Deep gash on back of head. 9.0]

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"My head! How dare you, you vile cur! The good Lady Geebs loves me and me alone!"

[[attacks Charade, Sword]]
[dice=200+1000]
[[deep gash on right thigh, 8.0]]

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[charade]

You dare impugn my honor further?! I name you for a base cur!
You have brought this misery upon yourself!

[Attacks Ser South]
[dice=200+1000]
Shallow Cut on Left Shoulder -- 3.5

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"Thou art a villain, Charade! I shall win fair lady's heart and end thee, relishing in both!"

[[attacks Charade, sword]]
[dice=200+1000]
[[deep gash on left forearm, 8.0]]

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[charade]

"A pox! A pox on thee and thy entire lineage, most malicious foe of mine! The fair lady hath asked for my hand in marriage!"
[attacks Ser South]
[dice=200+1000]
-- Shallow Cut on Right Hip -- 3.5 damage
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"The fair lady knows not what she wants! Thou possessest not the fortitude nor the chivalry to win the hand of Geebs! Fight, thou churlish, earth-vexing clotpole, fight and meet thy doom!"

[[attacks the vile cur Charade, sword]]
[dice=200+1000]
[[severed right foot at ankle, 9.0]]

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[charade]

"You Rogue!, You baseborn whoreson! Tis only a flesh wound, and I shall not trouble myself hence!"

[Attacks Ser South]
[dice=200+1000]
-- Shallow Cut on Right Shoulder -- 3.5 damage

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"I am no whoreson, thou yeasty, dog-hearted scullion! For I am a lady! What dost that say for thee, that thou art bested in swordsmanship by a female? Come, give me thine other foot to take as a trophy! I shall mount them in the bedchamber of myself and the Lady Geebs!"

[[attacks Charade the Rapscallion, sword]]
[dice=200+1000]
[[deep gash on chest, 9.5]]

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[charade]

"Alas, I fear I am slain... ... to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee South...Fair maiden turn thine eyes away, lest they gaze upon my final shame. The Gods are cruel to have me enraptured by thy beauty, only to have my very life-blood stolen away by a foul-mouthed and scurvy villain. Let it be known that Ser Charade never once thought to yield; yet, let it be also known that that led to his demise. Farewell O virtuous lady... Fare.... Well...