four || fitz alexander ripley
Feb 7, 2012 21:01:06 GMT -5
Post by wimdy on Feb 7, 2012 21:01:06 GMT -5
BLUUUUUUURB
My name isTaeminniebabypieFitz. Fitz Alexander Ripley. I'm pretty much the coolest little bugger you'll ever meet, but I'll never say that to your face cause I'm just that awesome. I have like the cutest face and the bestskinnystickbody that every girl wantstohaveasherownbody. I'm like five years old at heart, but like not really cause I'm like mature and stuff. Y'know? Y'know. I don'tdodobelieve in silly things like Santa or the Easter bunny and my brothers can'tstilldotrick me into thinking things that aren't true cause I'm like a geniusbutI'msofreakingullible.Bite me.
I can deal with all the shit in the world. My brothers are idiots and Ihatehowthey'reokaywiththiscraplove them to pieces and never want to be apart from them. While theystealthebelongingsofthedefenselesskeep our family alive throughrobbingscavenging, I'm like spitting out rainbows and giving birth to unicorns and crap cause like nothing can bring me down. Legit. I'm like a unicorn. I'm the mother of all unicorns cause unicorns are pure joy and love and happiness and there is no other pure source for good than me. So like, I'm starting my own unicorn colonywhenIgetawayfromthishell. Can you start a unicorn colony? No. Get on my level.I taste like friggen cotten candy.
I'm like totally the mosttrappedandscaredhappy person in the world and everything is sunshine and rainbows and unicorns and cotton candy and love and happiness andIwishIcouldgetawayfromherenowI want it to stay like this forever. I can't imaginebeingoneofthepeoplewerobhaving a better life. My life is perfectlyhopeless. My family is amazinglymoral-less. I love everything ever and everything is dandelions and gumdrops. Everything is wonderfulandnooneishappy.I dare you. Bite. Me.