Kitchen cabinets

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Best service, quality and price for kitchen cabinets is www.solidwoodkitchen.co.uk/kitchen-cabinets.php .
I’ve searched for long enough for the right kitchen cabinets so I should know a little. Kitchen cabinets normally come in heights of 870mm for the base unit cabinets but that includes feet heights of 150mm. The wall cabinets come in three different heights. 57omm, 720mm or 900mm. The depth of a normal base cabinet is 570mm. Kitchen cabinets genarally come in standard widths of 300mm, 400mm, 500mm, 600mm, 800mm, 1000mm and sometimes 1200mm although 1200mm kitchen cabinets are quite rare. The majority of kitchen cabinets are made from MFC more commonly known as chipboard although some companies do offer solid wood or MDF kitchen cabinets. Most kitchen cabinets are meade from 18mm thick chipboard although some kitchen companies do offer a 15mm cabinet. A lot of council home kitchens use only 15mm chipboard. The back of the kitchen cabinet is normally made from 3mm MDF or even hardboard although some kitchen companies offer a solid back panel. Most kitchen cabinet doors are 720mm high normally known as a highline door. Some base unit doors can be 570mm high with a 140mm drawer that goes above commonly known as a drawerline door. Most kitchen doors come in widths of 300mm, 400mm, 500mm or 600mm although some kitchen companies do offer a 150mm and 450mm door. So that’s what I’ve learnt about kitchen cabinets over the last month so I just thought that I would tell you all.

[kneedles]

Scutcher's eyes grew round in wonderment as he listened more to the strange man's tale of kitchen cabinets and the exquisite detail with which he relayed the news, realising that all this time he had been living in an environment with inferior kitchen cabinets. Leaning forwards towards the man, Scutcher pressed his palms onto the table and murmured "Tell me more about the solid back panels".

[Broca > Hulk Hogan]

A deep set hatred, one that goes back to the annuls of time. One that has been around since the dawn of the Aldjoy family.
Prophecy proclaimed that one day a hero would arise, a hero who would wash away the pain and misery caused by the worst type of evil.

The man spoke of this prophecy, they had the best service, quality and prices for kitchens. All this time Broca had been afraid of kitchens, all because of their inferior quality. Now he could sleep easy knowing that the kitchen cabinet doors were 720mm high. It was amazing this man hadn't been taken by the Capitol for trying to start a riot.

[meg.]

The long, hard, perilous search for quality kitchen cabinets bought tears to Augusutus's eyes. He was right. In a world full of injustices, possibly the worst was the lack of quality cabineting material. The rare 1200 mm cabinet seemed elusively thick, and the choice between MFC and MDF? Near impossible. The atrocious quality of council home kitchens described sent shivers convulsing down his spine, and as the words slowly left the traveller's mouth, he silently vowed not to rest until everyone could share in gloriously thick sheets of plywood. Now that he knew all about drawerline doors, he felt the compelling urge to share his newfound knowledge with the world.

"Thank you sir," he said, shaking the man rather over-enthusiastically by the hand. "And may God bless you! You've changed my life for the better, sir. Praise be!"

Nothing would stop him now. He was moving forward, ridding the world from the atrocities of 15mm chipboard, one kitchen at a time. Why should people have to suffer from poor quality cabinets? They wouldn't, not if Augustus Asquith had anything to do with it. Why, one day, he dreamt that he could even be so much as an inspiration as this speaker, posting a useless URL on an irrelevant board. That would be a dream come true.

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[Cait]

Kitchen cabinets.

They haunted Shani's every waking thought and dream. All he could think about was kitchen cabinets. His mind would just not rest. How he longed for the day when he would be so priveleged to even be in the presence of a silkwood cabinet, the most beautiful cabinet known to mankind. In Shani's opinion. Even a touch of such wonderfully hand-crafted wood, with such skill and years to perfect, would complete his meaningless sad ridiculous entire life.

He could feel the urges, the sensations, stirring inside of him yet again.

Yet there was something about kitchen cabinets that made Shani's blood boil. Something about the kitchen cabinets brought a sense of dread that they were built for evil rather than good. Maybe they were more than just ordinary kitchen cabinets. But thinking about kitchen cabinets also brought a sense of longing to actually be a kitchen cabinet.

Yes. Shani wished to be a kitchen cabinet.

Having spent so long admiring the beauty of the objects, it would come as no surprise that Shani had eventually become infatuated with the cabinets. To be able to store food items inside of the skilfully crafted cabinets would be all too much. Shani would surely lose it then, if he hadn't already. If he was priveleged enough to take it a step further, to become a kitchen cabinet... oh. Oh, happy days! That was what Shani truly lived for. It would be a hard thing to do, fully transform a human into a kitchen cabinet. But Shani felt he could do it.

Maybe turning into a kitchen cabinet could finally rid away the thoughts that kitchen cabinets were horrid creatures. Creatures, living things, not just inanimate objects, sent to Earth in disguise to kill us all, wreck havoc on the beautiful planet.

Shani, as if awoken from a trance, bobbed his head up. A small gathering was up a little way, a group of maybe 4 people? The small group sparked Shani's curiousity, but he just though it was a group of young teenagers mucking around. That was me once. But upon second glance, it appeared to be a group gathering around... around...

No.

Kitchen cabinets. Shani wanted to die in heaven. He lunged forward, greeting his beloved, knocking small bodies out of the way in his crazed attempt to be close to the cabinets. He would not rest until he was with them. An old man, a creep, a seed advertising kitchen cabinets, trying to sell them to the unknowing kids, was standing in front of a cabinet. The very cabinet Shani had sought after for so long. Here come the urges. Shani knocked the man to the ground, as he launched into a monologue.

"I WANT TO BE A KITCHEN CABINET. Come close, my sweet pea, hush now. No need for words, when our love is infinite. IT WILL REACH ACROSS THE WIDEST OF OCEANS, an undying love that is ours, and ours alone. Never have I felt this way about anyone, because to me, you are perfect. You are my everything, everything I ever wanted. Transform me. Make me yours, right here, right now."

Silence.

"What is that? YOU DO NOT FEEL THE SAME. Yea, noise? Then I'll be brief." Breaking off a bit of the kitchen cabinet, Shani held it close to his chest, a fire a-blazing in his eyes. "O, happy dagger! This is thy sheath. There rust, and let me die." The splinter of wood crashed deep through Shani's chest, and he crumpled to the ground. Kitchen cabinets had driven him to the point of insanity. There was a fine line, and he had crossed it.

There is a lesson to be learned from this. Kids, stay away from kitchen cabinets, especially those that old men on RPG websites advertise with website links. Gbles <3

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[florentine, d4b ❁]

Kitchen cabinets... how do I begin to explain kitchen cabinets?
Kitchen cabients are flawless.
I hear some are insured for $10,000.
I hear they star in homeware commercials... in Japan.
Their favourite appliance is a microwave.
One time, they met Jamie Oliver on a cooking show.
-And he told them they where sturdy.
One time, they were advertised on HGRPG.
It was awesome.

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[✨ zozo.]

Sometimes I write poems
This is one called a haiku
About cabinets.

(yay)