Yo Ho Ho and a Carton of Milk [Yearlings] {kheft}
May 11, 2012 17:50:21 GMT -5
Post by thatirishguy on May 11, 2012 17:50:21 GMT -5
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Julyan moaned as a spear of light rested on his face, cutting in between the cloth curtains in the modest little room that he called his own. "Moooom, it's Saturday, I don't have school today, jeez..." He rolled over onto his front and flopped face down back onto his pillow, shifting a few times to get comfortable like a dog settling down to sleep, before collapsing into what appeared to be a coma, mouth hanging wide open. Julyan was at home in his bed, it was his natural habitat. His mother had always told anyone that would listen that her son would quite happily spend the rest of his days there, given the chance. These days, he would spend anywhere from twelve to fourteen hours in bed, had he not to get up for work, an act that had become a daily hell. January had gotten him smelling salts to help with the process of getting him awake, but they proved to be ineffective. He had instead resorted to dumping a jug of water on Julyan's head, which worked more often than not.
Julyan's eyes suddenly snapped open. I'm not with mom anymore, she's...well I'm in January's house now. So who the hell... He quickly sat up to see Juniper perched on the end of his bed, watching him. "What the f-" As he backed away from her, more than a little creeped by her presence in the room while he had been sleeping, he fell off his bed backwards. A moment of utter terror, he flailed his arms around uselessly whilst in mid-air, looking for something in reach to grab onto, before meeting his inevitable fate and falling to the wooden floor below, whacking his head off his beside table in the process. He lay unmoving for a few moments before a groan came from the misshapen pile of sheets and limbs. After feeling the back of his head to find a bump that must have been the size of a fist (no blood...), he rose from the ground, shedding the blanket that caught around his shoulders. It was only after pulling his vest back down from over his head that Julyan remembered the reason he had fallen off the damn bed. Juniper.
His eyes flicked across the room to find her still sitting there, a grin plastered on her face. It was right about then that Julyan realised that he was standing in his bedroom, with a girl, wearing only a vest and boxer shorts. Purple ones with polka dots, for that matter. Even better. He swiftly fetched a sheet from the floor and swept it around himself as a makeshift cloak, hiding his chicken legs and utter lack of muscles of any way, shape or form. She had only arrived in the house a week ago and she had already seen him stumble about his bedroom in luminous boxers. Smooth, as ever. No, wait. Why was she here in the first place? He had forgotten to question why this phantom-esque looking woman, with her bleached hair and pale complexion, had infiltrated his bedroom."Wha...why...who..." He scratched the back of his head as he tried to form a coherent sentence. Girls always made him awkward, but this was a whole new level of social ineptness. "Were you watching me sleep?" Julyan wasn't sure if he was entirely cool with the idea of a girl he barely knew, or a girl full stop, examining his unconcious form. If he watched February sleep, he would almost certainly get a whack of the nearest blunt object. But for some reason, Julyan wasn't nearly as outraged by the situation as he should be. I sure hope I didn't do anything weird in my sleep he thought, forgetting the fact that he was currently donning a blanket toga.