DєAD DªISIєS ~ [keeni family]
May 19, 2012 13:54:37 GMT -5
Post by semper on May 19, 2012 13:54:37 GMT -5
bear Keeni
Fuck flowers.
They’re everywhere – in every available space, they’re spreading their wretched array of colors and carpeting the ground with rainbows. Really, it looks like someone vomited up rainbows everywhere. All the yellows, purples, reds, pinks, whites, and I don’t even know what; spikey edges, round edges, thin needle-like things, and they’re all different sizes, some coming up to my knee, waist, and even head. Those particular plants are tall with wide, rough leaves, and like a head of little pink flowers on long stems. I pull the serrated knife from its nesting spot on my jeans and swipe it out at the plant, cutting it in half. The force of me hitting it, though, caused a plume of yellow pollen to spray up at me, and as soon as I breathe in, I instantly react by sneezing rather violently. If I didn’t know any better, I would think that the power housed behind the sneeze was enough to blow my nose clean off my face – another sneeze, and another, and another.
I scowl and quickly dart away from that flower, but not without giving it a good stomping first. While on my escape, I take a few good swings with my boot at a patch of “happy-looking” yellow flowers, tearing them up out of the ground and sending a few flying through the air.
Spring is the worst. Now that I mention it, summer is hell, too. And winter is awful. Fall is just eh. There’s no good season. They’re all a piece of shit. I hate staying indoors though, so I’m just forced dto endure the wrath of Mother Nature.
It’s not like I don’t like staying inside at times, but my entire family (minus all the shitty dads and our mother) is all living under the same shanty roof I grew up under. There’s about fifteen of us, all with crazy and psychotic ticks, and I’m honestly surprised we haven’t slaughtered each other yet. While we may only yell and tear each other down, you can’t find a closer-knit family. We all know of each other’s issues, and we still accept them. Someone talks smack about us Keenis? They’ll have fourteen psychopathic teenagers chasing them with either flames, knives, teeth, or their own stark-naked body. Hell, people fear us! They sometimes actually cringe when they hear the name Keeni! My family is a legend, I tell you. A legend!
Upon entering the small house, I make a beeline for the kitchen sink, opening the cabinet underneath and pulling out a drawstring bag. I closed the wooden doors with my shoe and seated myself at the kitchen table. Pulling the bag open, I reach in and take out a strip of my infamous jerky and started eating it, drawing patters into the wooden table with the tip of my knife.