Sponsor Windy for Things?

[wimdy]

SPONSOR NOAH RIPLEY
for a personalized haiku
or an ode
or a love letter
or something
idk

Hi. I'm Flo, this is my twin sister Deb hi how are ya?

Okay no but really. Hi, I'm Windy. You've probably seen me around the site, or more accurately the cbox. I kind of lurk like all the time or cause general havoc. As you may know, my character Fitz Ripley was in the 61st Hunger Games and died in the final two glooooriously. Then I was away for awhile cause Korea and then college apps and yeah stuff. I have come back though! It seems fate is pulling me back especially. Now, for the 63rd Hunger Games, my character Noah Ripley (yes it's his brother I know feels stahp) was Reaped for the District Four male position. This is where you come in. I have lulzy things planned for Noah, which may or may not require things that would need to be sponsored. Things like trying to travel across the lake via giant fish or other such shenanigans. So, like many other before me, I am opening a sponsorship thread! Ready?

I will write you things.
Probably lulzy things.
Maybe drama-y things if you really want.
It's up to you.

Your input is small. I'm not going to charge specific amounts for specific things. That being said, I will not write you a full out ode for $20. No wife'in in the club. Just like, contribute what you can and ask for what you want? In order of difficulty, and thus how much you should gestimate paying, would be:

haiku
letter
ode
other things? idk if you have an idea just ask
OH IF YOU WANT ASIAN MUSIC THAT IS EASY but yeah
OH I COULD FIND YOU AN FC? idk I'm good at that sometimes. especially asians.
have I mentioned asians?
I could sing?
I make graphic things sometimes idk
idk idk idk things?
okay this is the most random sponsorship thing ever sorry bear with me
this isn't actually in order of difficulty tbh

So yeah idk what this is actually whatever. Give Noah $20 or more and I'll give you something in return. Pretty much ask for anything and I'll see what I can do. Idk tbh. But yeah. Here, have a form:

[color=4B5771]NAME: [/color][color=B0D6C9]write yo name hurr
[/color][color=4B5771]WHAT YOU WANT: [/color][color=B0D6C9]write whatever the eff you want of me here, all details included
[/color][color=4B5771]LINK TO SPONSORSHIP & AMOUNT: [/color][color=B0D6C9]linkage proof and how much you gave
[/color][color=4B5771]IDK ANYTHING ELSE?: [/color][color=B0D6C9]idk what this is tbh wat
[/color]

[School is the bane of my life]

NAME: Northwoman
WHAT YOU WANT: Okay first ride the fish because lols and maybe some more thrift shop in the BB/games?
LINK TO SPONSORSHIP & AMOUNT: Link and $65 ( If you need more for this I can bump it up a few digits )
IDK ANYTHING ELSE?: I just want to laugh

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[mara0107]

NAME: Mara
WHAT YOU WANT: A Blitz-play and u get to start! (Got characters in Districts 4-9, the choice is yours)
LINK TO SPONSORSHIP & AMOUNT: Link to your $100
IDK ANYTHING ELSE?: I have to get up to 8000 words for the Post-a-thon with another 7500 to go so I'm in need of plays! (I know you're probably busy preparing for the games...) Plus, I got Fitz in the 61st tributes sweepstake and he (you) earned me $150 so I kinda feel obliged to sponsor Noah. Still I would love to thread with you.

[L△LIA]

NAME: Lalia
WHAT YOU WANT: Okay. So. In Pen's forever!WIP deathpost she writes mini-letters to the people in her life and Noah's goes like this:

Noah —

Maybe I will be your truest love lost at sea and you will seal all your relentless hopes up in bottles before throwing them out to me. Ten thousand crumpled scraps of rejected paper will make mountains upon your bedroom floor, jagged peaks of failed cursive from endless attempts at making your last words to me more beautiful than true. I always loved that about you. The way you aimed for perfection, but fell back on your flaws every time, because trying too hard was never as effective as the gritty honesty of doing what you had to do. In the end, your message was never destined to be a series of pretty loops curling down the page, but rather an impulsive scrawl of sharp edged frustration or rage interspersed with moments of softness, where your mind was temporarily tamed by the coaxing whispers of sweeter memories. Looking at your handwriting, I will know everything you've written before I've even read it, the rise and fall of each letter as undeniable as blips on a pulse monitor — your heart palpitations on a page. This will not be a moment for mysteries. Everything we never were will be in those bottles, as if it were a future-history of togetherness that spent my lifetime not knowing itself.

And, tbh, I don't really know what I want. Just some kind of response-y thing. A response letter with all the lulzy crossed out bits where he scratched things out after changing his mind. Or a blurb of him trying and failing to write a love letter to her. Or a flashback of something from before she died. Or an AU blurb for if she hadn't died. Orrrr... idk. Whatever you want. Basically I'ma just trade you money for some feels of whatever sort you want to write, lol.

LINK TO SPONSORSHIP & AMOUNT: IDK. No, really. I don't know. How much do you want? I'm bad with numbers, you're really just gonna have to pick one for me. XD
IDK ANYTHING ELSE?: Ily <3

[wimdy]

OKAY SO HI.

North, there is a Thrift Shop reference in Noah's BB intro. More will follow in time. Aw yiss.

Mara0107, I posted a thread in D4 for you but now PAT is like almost over and I am lame and I am sorry. I didn't really realize when it ended. I'm sorry. I can also do other things for you?

Lalia, I WILL WRITE THAT. LIKE. IN THE GAMES OR SOMETHING. IDK IT'LL HAPPEN THOUGH OKAY? YES. OKAY. Qurl, just sponsor me an amount idk how much. That's on you.

[umber vivuus 12b 🥀 [dars]]

NAME: Dars<3
WHAT YOU WANT: uh...idk..lol you. Just, idk come up with something. Use that..bright imagination <3 xD
LINK TO SPONSORSHIP & AMOUNT:
Jeeze, why would I lie? and $100
IDK ANYTHING ELSE?: .... one time I dreamed that I was Beyonce. Okay, I lied, I didn't, but really why would I lie about sponsorship money? Non-trusting hoe. xD jk <3

[shrimp]

can i get a haiku pls

[Sunrise Rainier D2 // [Thundy]]

I would also like a haiku

[WT]

speaking of haiku, my school,,

[wimdy]

for shrimp:

don't think about that-
you may spank it, but just once.
don't think about dong.

[wimdy]

for thundy:

happy wine wednesday.
get nostalgic about those
good old games. fuck rats.

[wimdy]

for wootee:

please send me the specs
to 3d print a tissue
blew my nose so loud