get off my lawn -shakes fist-

[jj jenkins d7. ✨ zozo.]

OK PEASANTS
HERE'S THE DEAL:

[dice*=200+7000]
40 DAMAGE

PICK YOUR WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION

INTRO POSTS FIRST PLZ


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So these peasants are on my lawn and I'm like 'um excuse me don't touch what you cannot afford' so I hop on my lawnmower and I'm like

CHOO CHOO MOTHERF-CKERS

[Tom Hiddelston...jk it's kale.]

I see this peasant on a lawn mower and being all peasanty. But I will not have any of it.
Time to die.

[jj jenkins d7. ✨ zozo.]

BEEP BEEP COMING THROUGH

[dice=200+7000]
Bruised Ribs -- 3.0 damage

DIE PEASANT

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[Deleted]

Dreamer sees this peasant on a lawn mower attack his friend and he won't let it happen! "Stay away from my friend!" he demands from the peasant

[jj jenkins d7. ✨ zozo.]

'SCUSE ME PEASANT I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR PEOPLE

NOW OUT OF THE WAYYYY

[attacks dreamer]
[dice=200+7000]
Bruised Back -- 2.5 damage

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[SinInChaos]

Aw hell no. The peasants are at it again. Roughin' it up on the lawn. Don't be messin' up the lawn you peasants!



I hope you're ready peasants, cause I sure as hell am.

[jj jenkins d7. ✨ zozo.]

ALL ABOARD THE S.S DESTROYER


[attacks kale]
[dice=200+7000]
Miss -- 0.0 damage

LOL NVM

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[Deleted]

The non peasant just back stabbed me! Not really stab more of just hitting me but still. In the back!!! "Oh no you didn't!" I yelled at the lawn mower. I pull out my axe and attack her.

Attacks Zoe
[dice=200+11000]
Deep Gash on Back of Head - 9.0[rand=109811006804810657081364005277713416697196813690308888776987616365]

[Tom Hiddelston...jk it's kale.]

"peasanting is bad zoe"

{attacks zoe}
[dice=200+7000][rand=42493422632105654633185046259314239493531873449687816381072625518]

[SinInChaos]

I rev the the weedwhacker, looking at the peasants. Their blood's just going to ruin this yard. Damn peasants.

[Attacks Zoe]
[dice=200+7000]
[Bruised Left Collar Bone - 2.0][rand=84357644776482635048061881474165158832982449886087095288901291563]

[Deleted]

Well seeing as how Aria is doing so well in the Arena I'm going to attack Zoe again. Just cuz.

[dice=200+11000]
Deep gash on forehead - 9[rand=6064864383304966265643973491404902906980635673542637080953222073]