Gadgets and Fruitcakes[jimmylost, zonacat, closed]
Sept 2, 2010 12:31:35 GMT -5
Post by shrimp on Sept 2, 2010 12:31:35 GMT -5
Dashica Starr
"Goddammit." I mutter under my breath. Now I'm going to have to spend the next hour scraping this off the floor. Our janitor's out sick, so we have to clean up our messes.
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The alarm rings. No, not an alarm clock, an oven alarm. They're ready.It smells pretty good. Although the fact that I put like two sticks of butter in them probably covers up all the fruit and whatnot that's caked in it.
It was relatively easy to make a fruitcake. Flour is easy to get. So are fruits; nobody buys them, they go after the proteins. There's a nut tree on our rooftop, so I stole some of those. I think they're called pecans or something. Sugar was harder, but I was able to find it in a small store for a small price after a day of looking around.
The other ingredients were harder, but I got them after searching for a long time. The spirits were easy. There's a whole small black market in an abandoned warehouse.
But it's finished. My fruitcake is done. Sure, it's in the middle of summer, but who cares? It's a cake goddammit.
I heard over by the water fountain that the boss loves fruitcake. And I need to get a promotion, so here it is. One freaking fruitcake. Enjoy.
But dear god it's heavy. It's really, really dense. So I put it in a basket, and head out towards work.
I'm lucky. I don't have to do much physical labor. I help the secretary. So in short, I'm sort of a secretary's secretary. Confusing much?
The only problem is that today, the elevator's busted. So now I have to walk up countless stairs to get to level 25, where they have another elevator to take me up to level 43. That's the boss' office. And my office is on that floor too.
So, after countless staircases, I'm on level 25. But it's a bit crowded. I'm trying to make my way to the elevator when someone bumps into me. I'm falling. I knew I shouldn't have worn these shoes. They have no friction.
I hear a splat. That cannot be good.
Slowly, I turn around to see the fruitcake.
It's squashed. It's hard as a rock, but it's squashed.
"Goddammit." I mutter under my breath. Now I'm going to have to spend the next hour scraping this off the floor. Our janitor's out sick, so we have to clean up our messes.
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