Let's Roast Quint!

[Quint]

Okay, so most of you know me as Quint, Q-Ball, Q, Q-Money, Quintness, and many other alias', but I just thought it'd be fun to hold a roast.

For those of you who don't know what a roast is, it's basically when you go up and basically go up an--eh, screw it.

Definition ripped off Wikipedia: A roast is an event in which an individual is subjected to a public presentation of comedic insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories, and heartwarming tributes, the implication being that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult, and therefore, show their good nature. It is seen as a great honor to be roasted, as the individual is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers, who can receive some of the same treatment as well during the course of the evening. The party and presentation itself are both referred to as a roast. The host of the event is called the roastmaster. Anyone who is honored in such a way is said to have been "roasted".

So go ahead! XD

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[Tori]

*grabs quint*
My dear friend, Quintionium,
*puts on stick*
I'm sorry to say,
*hangs over fire*
ARCHER IS GOING DOWN.

[Prenten]

For one of my greatest THG friends... You poof again, and I'ma throw into that fire! -Points to the one Tori's hanging you over-

[cinder]

Hey look, Quint is making a topic dedicated to himself!

How untypical of Quint, being so dramatic and spotlight-wanting.

Roasting doesnt sound nearly as fun as I thought it would when I saw the topic title. Thanks a lot Quint, you got me all hopeful and stuff and then theres this >.<

[kyra]

Lol, Quint, so disapointing, I thought we were going to cook you.
I haven't known you long but it was clear from the first day I got here that you're a good person, great rper, and very well liked, an important part of a site like this.
You sure we can't have Quint roast? I have a knife now to serve the pieces XD

[Sunrise Rainier D2 // [Thundy]]

*grabs quint*
My dear friend, Quintionium,
*puts on stick*
I'm sorry to say,
*hangs over fire*
ARCHER IS GOING DOWN.

Yay, so true..

[WT]

Aww, and here I was hoping I'd get to eat some yummy roasted Quint! :/ Now I'm hungry, and there's no food. Thanks.

^^

[Jasik]

Quint, I don't know you at all, but you're name is pretty cool. Good job.

[inFamousL]

I give you good luck my friend! *hits Quint in the head with a spatula* VERY good luck!

Okay, actual roast: Quint, Quinty, buddy, pal. I don't wish to hurt thy feelings but........ YOU ARE GONNA DIE IN THE NEXT FEW POSTS DUE TO THE FACT THAT EVERYBODY HERE IS GONNA BE OUT TO GET OUT IN THE THREAD THAT YOU HAVE MADE HERE AND NOW I WILL RECITE SOME DIGITS OF PI TO ROAST YOU UP WITH CHEESE AND NOODLES AND RAMEN.

[Jasik]

Mar 7, 2010 20:56:49 GMT -5 inFamousL said:

I give you good luck my friend! *hits Quint in the head with a spatula* VERY good luck!

Okay, actual roast: Quint, Quinty, buddy, pal. I don't wish to hurt thy feelings but........ YOU ARE GONNA DIE IN THE NEXT FEW POSTS DUE TO THE FACT THAT EVERYBODY HERE IS GONNA BE OUT TO GET OUT IN THE THREAD THAT YOU HAVE MADE HERE AND NOW I WILL RECITE SOME DIGITS OF PI TO ROAST YOU UP WITH CHEESE AND NOODLES AND RAMEN.

Whaaaaat?

[~Avalon~]

Okay, Hello! ^.^ I thought we were going to eat you. This sounded like fun. So I will now commence the roasting.

*Takes quint from off of the stick Tori is using to roast him.*
Ha ha ha ha ha
*Gets big oven and sticks quint into it quickly. Then turns up heat to..... oh about.... 400 degrees F. Then watches Quint as he is slowly dehydrated, burnt to a crisp, then becomes so dry that he lights on fire.*
^.^ Yay!!!!! Any one want to eat some Quint?

[WT]

*just sits there and watches the fire* Pretty... Quint, you make pretty fire. Excellent job.

[inFamousL]

Mar 7, 2010 21:00:45 GMT -5 Jasik said:

Mar 7, 2010 20:56:49 GMT -5 inFamousL said:

I give you good luck my friend! *hits Quint in the head with a spatula* VERY good luck!

Okay, actual roast: Quint, Quinty, buddy, pal. I don't wish to hurt thy feelings but........ YOU ARE GONNA DIE IN THE NEXT FEW POSTS DUE TO THE FACT THAT EVERYBODY HERE IS GONNA BE OUT TO GET OUT IN THE THREAD THAT YOU HAVE MADE HERE AND NOW I WILL RECITE SOME DIGITS OF PI TO ROAST YOU UP WITH CHEESE AND NOODLES AND RAMEN.

I am not sure.

Whaaaaat?

[Tori]

"Pass that, will you, Avalon?"

[inFamousL]

Can I have the head Avalon?