i'll wreck u m8 - [zoe]

[eulalie blake 1a 🍒 tris]

like srsly pyrite
stop using me as a punching bag
taste my bony fury, gurl!

[dice=200+3000]
[8.0 - DEEP GASH ON YO' RIGHT CALF, BEEYOTCH]

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[✨ zozo.]

u fuckin srs m8
rly
rly

oW WHAT THE FUCK YOU CREEPY LITTLE SHIT
THATS MY FUCKIN LEG
I HAVE FUCKIN GR8 LEGS THANK YOU
DON'T TOUCH WHAT U CANNOT AFFORD
srsly hot damn

[dice=200+1000]
Shallow Cut on Left Thigh -- 3.5 damage

u fuckin srs

oh wait there's no such thing as a deep gash
coz ave is too skinny LOL


damage: 8/40

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[eulalie blake 1a 🍒 tris]

oh wow
so um,
being a career
= shallow cuts?
wow ok, py
u couldn't hit the broad side of a compustiphant

[dice=200+3000]
[3.5 - stupid shallow cut. stupid left calf.][rand=9690664035733789406625628704205164211998262908309747142540430650115]

[✨ zozo.]

omfg
don't look @ me ok
that was a one-time thing
won't happen again
i swear

[dice=200+1000]
Severed Left Hand at Wrist -- 9.0 damage

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BITCHES




damage: 11.5/40

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[eulalie blake 1a 🍒 tris]

oh, wow
that was my effing hand
oh whatever
now i'll have to resist the urge to pick up food and eat it
I'M NOT DOWN, YET, YOU FOOL's gold

[dice=200+3000]
[4.5 - STUPID SHALLOW CUT. STUPID BACK OF YOUR HEAD.]

damage: 12.5/40[rand=313507786951959137578909187577665193759088637307329839652334339917]

[✨ zozo.]

hey ave
you need
a hand with that?
ahAHA
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHA OH SHIT
OH MAN
OH HAHAHHHAA
hey don't touch my fuckinG HAIR


[dice=200+1000]
Stabbed in Chest -- 9.5 damage

FUCK YEAHHHHHHH
(zoe where are all of these badass hits coming from omg)


damage: 16/40

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[eulalie blake 1a 🍒 tris]

oh whatever, py
my chest is flat anyway
omfg u r brutal
COME ON SPEAR, DON'T FAIL ME NOW

[dice=200+3000]
[9.0 - DEEP GASH, YAY! ON YOUR FAT STOMACH? YAY, AGAIN!]

damage: 22/40[rand=213459147606045927324527874589271516771055758842567526968196]

[✨ zozo.]

.....the fuck did you just call me?


[dice=200+1000]
Shallow Cut on Back of Head -- 4.5 damage



.....fuckin seriously

(("where are the shallow cuts?" oh there they are [eyerolls]))

damage: 25/40 fuck

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[eulalie blake 1a 🍒 tris]

u
r
a
F-A-I-L-U-R-E
lol, just so you know
don't remind me about how i am one, too, plz

[dice=200+3000]
[0.0 | why u block me from all your social networks?]

damage: 26.5/40[rand=317692497279495554979492677375778475614311173567578690217342228]

[✨ zozo.]

/O/ \O/ \O\
AAAAW YISSSS

[dice=200+1000]
block 0.0


..........i-

damage: 25/40

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[eulalie blake 1a 🍒 tris]

AND I'MMA DANCE ALL NIGHT
TO THE BEST SONG EVAH
BECAUSE LIKE
LOL
I'M WHOOPIN' YO' ASS, BEEYOTCH

[dice=200+3000]
[3.5 | ah, we meet again. stupid shallow cut. stupid left thigh.]

damage: 26.5/40[rand=99276599194854525948785385116935868770117871463308868351206183434]

[✨ zozo.]

right shit's gonna get fuckin srs now

[dice=200+1000]
Deep Gash on Right Thigh -- 8.0 damage

that's fuckin RIGHT



damage: 28.5/40

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[eulalie blake 1a 🍒 tris]

yeah, so
i'm kinda regretting this now
owie
all dem ouchies
ily, spear, please help me

[dice=200+3000]
[8.0 | OH, RIPRED, ILYSFM, SPEAR! DEEP GASH ON LEFT FOREARM, HOLLER AT ME! \o/]

damage: 34.5/40 -cries-[rand=7564945030026138605583074968308290527783124707643651000955142081]

[✨ zozo.]

there's no way in hell i'm loosing to this freak
well let's be honest i'm going to hell anyway
lol welp

[dice=200+1000]
Stabbed in Foot -- 8.0 damage

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SCREAMING AAA!!!!! THANK U RIPRED THANK U DICE GODS MY PRAYERS WORKED \O/




PYRITE OUT

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[eulalie blake 1a 🍒 tris]

ugh, i'm dead
oh well, thanks for settin' me free
lol, actually, i hope you realize that none of this is reality
SO SUCK ON THAT, PY

damage: 42.5/40

(R.I.P, AVE, OMFG. DAMN U PY/ZOE!)