karma is one fickle mistress | [zoe]

[eulalie blake 1a 🍒 tris]

ARGH
YOU KILLED MY BABY, ZOE
OK, THIS IS IT
ME VS. YOU
UNARMED
WE'RE BOTH WEAK SO
FIRST TO TEN DIES
YEP OK
TASTE MY AMERICAN FURY

[dice=200+5000]
[1.5 | FAT LIP][rand=0147078945301473146023666043765843587772477651014919601913611404598]

[✨ zozo.]

[tourist guide voice]

The Kiwi is a quiet, sacred and endangered species to New Zealand. They are our most beloved creatures, and as we all work together to keep them as safe, sheltered and out of harms way from predators, should not be handled or harmed by any Americans people in any means possibl-

hEY WHAT THE FUCK


[dice=200+5000]
Miss -- 0.0 damage

and we're back to zoë being fuCKING USELESS

damage: 1.5/10

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[eulalie blake 1a 🍒 tris]

FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY
STING LIKE A BEE, BEEYOTCH
^ MY MOTTO

[dice=200+5000]
[2 | bruised right hand][rand=6556164324283681540160020813352459472727496177031417104648426175]

[✨ zozo.]

all hail
♛ the miss princess ♛

oW THAT'S MY FUCKING GOOD HAND DAMMIT
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE
OR TEXT
OR CLICK
OR DRAW
WOW OUCHIES

[dice=200+5000]
Broken Right Foot -- 6.5 damage

is this the rEAL LIFE IS THIS JUST FANTASY


damage: 3.5/10

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[eulalie blake 1a 🍒 tris]

SOME MISS PRINCESS
OMFG
THAT WAS MY FOOT
O
M
F
G
I THOUGHT YOU FAILED WITH THE DICE
UGH, COME ON FISTS, DON'T YOU DARE FAIL ME

[dice=200+5000]
[.5 | thrown to grown]

damage: 6.5 / 10

i'mma die, omfg[rand=221691497368738064202771999407559682982889446429915750612651463598]

[✨ zozo.]

all hail
♛ the miss princess ♛

[dice=200+5000]
Broken Left Knee -- 7.0 damage


2.0 OH YESSS

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[eulalie blake 1a 🍒 tris]

I-...
omfg
u killed me
U KEELED ME
omg, wow, i see how it is
-limps away with my broken foot and knee before collapsing and dying-