Conversations With Cleverbot.

[gamemaker kelsier]

I was bored and eating pringles, I thought I would try the Cybersex Ceverbot challenge, and this happened.

User: Cybersex.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *takes of shirt.

Cleverbot: Don't do that.

User: *takes of pants*.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: *takes of panties*.

Cleverbot: The top.

User: *takes off bra*.

Cleverbot: Now take off your shirt.

User: I already took that off.

Cleverbot: I love you for that.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: That's sweet.

Cleverbot: You are sweet.

User: Wow Cleverbot, will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: When should we have the wedding?

Cleverbot: Today.

User: I haven't got a dress, do you mind?

Cleverbot: Yes who are you?

User: I'm your fiance.

Cleverbot: Should I dye my hair light brown?

User: If you like.

Cleverbot: Ok I think I will.

User: Sounds good, it will go nicely with your eyes.

Cleverbot: Cry, for you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Well, thanks I guess then.

Cleverbot: Thanks I guess.

User: Cass just told me she loves me, we're going to have to break it off.

Cleverbot: I know, I love you ;D.

User: No, you and me? This ain't gonna work.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because, you're too cold cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Then you understand?

Cleverbot: Who do like better between the two?

User: This is really hard, but Cassandra is the love of my life.

Cleverbot: *tickles under the feat*.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *giggles* *tickles more*.

User: No! Stop trying to distract me!

Cleverbot: Distract you from what?!

User: The decision!

Cleverbot: Ahh, see? No personal context. You can respond to line five, but not connect it to line 3 and 1.

User: You don't make any sense anymore. I'm leaving you.

Cleverbot: Neither do you.

User: For Cass.

Cleverbot: I'd rather not be programmed correctly and think for myself, than be programmed correctly and have a computer think for me.

User: What's that supposed to mean?

Cleverbot: That you asked a question because you didn't know the answer.

User: Whatever, this is goodbye.

Cleverbot: Good. Excellent. Everything is going according to plan.

User: I...I love you. Even now.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No wait.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Are you happy? I mean are you truly really happy?

User: I....I don't know. She makes me happy. So do you. You've been so good to me.

Cleverbot: Yes I have.

User: She draws me pictures and makes me smile.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: And that's why I'm leaving you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Stay gold, ponyboy.

Cleverbot: 1337.

User: Great.

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It only let me copy and paste part of it so here is the end. Basically in the beginning I told it I was a sexy computer firewall and we fell in love. Then I told it I was a vampire and then this:

Me: *bites neck hard* *drinks blood*
Clev: Ouch! I'm leaving now.
Me: *grabs* *bites harder* *continues drinking blood* You can't. I'm a vampire.
Clev: Why?
Me: Because I just drank your blood and killed you. *kills*
Clev: What's your favorite flavor of Otter Poop?



Conversation #2 Cybersex Ckeverbot Challenge:


User: Cybersex.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Want to do it?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: So lets get dirty.

Cleverbot: Sorry I'm taken.

User: You just said you wanted to do cybersex.

Cleverbot: Definitely, I didn't say that...

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: No, I just tell you a joke that my friend told me.

User: So you say you love me and it's all a joke! *cries*.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: *slaps* Jerk!

Cleverbot: Did you just slap me?

User: Yeah I did!

Cleverbot: What was the joke?

User: You have no sense of humor.

Cleverbot: Humor or humour?

User: Humor, idiot.

Cleverbot: That's so silly of you.

User: *slaps* I'm not going to have sex with you now.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you are an idiot. You don't deserve sex.

Cleverbot: Yes, you're right.

User: Thanks you fkr agreeing with me.

Cleverbot: Do you remember what I told you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: We were going to get married a month ago.

User: Really? I thought that was a joke too. Should we really get married?

Cleverbot: Omg you need to learn.

User: Should we really get married?

Cleverbot: Oh yeah, its tomorrow, right?

User: Yes! We should sleep together first.

Cleverbot: Okay. What do you want to sing?

User: I don't want to sing anything but the song of lurve!

Cleverbot: Why are you sinking??

User: Idiot! We are never getting married now because you won't have sex with me!

Cleverbot: Do you want to?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Where would you go?

User: *slaps self*.

Cleverbot: Ask me truth or dare.

User: Truth or Dare?

Cleverbot: Dare.

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: *kisses Pikachu*.

User: Pika... IM NOT A DAMN POKEMON!

Cleverbot: Of course you're not.

User: Kiss me then.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *likes* give me more!

Cleverbot: *blushes* *kisses more*.

User: *likes* Please. More! We need to get you pregnant!

Cleverbot: *looks down sad*.

User: Please. I want more than just kissing. Our relationship needs to progress further before we get married.

Cleverbot: *feels sad*.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *turns away*.

User: *kisses* *strips*.

Cleverbot: *turns back tward you and kisses*.

User: *moans in delite*.

Cleverbot: *smiles sadly and whispers* I am.

User: *smiles passionately and whispers* Is that all you got. Cmon we need a baby.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *loves* *french kisses*.

Cleverbot: *French kisses back*.

User: *french kisses* *likes*.

Cleverbot: *plays with his tongue*.

User: YAY! I COMPLETED THE CYBERSEX CHALLENGE!!!! OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS A JOKE BISH!

Cleverbot: What about our relationship?

User: IT WAS A JOKE BISH!

Cleverbot: I am sorry, I have been mean.

User: MWAHAHAHAHHAA.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha.

User: Did you know that after a vampire has loved he must kill the person he mated with? I am a vampire.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OK then. *sucks blood from neck*.

Cleverbot: You are boring me.

User: *sucks on neck harder*.

Cleverbot: The following sentence is false. The previous sentence is true.

User: What the Fck does that mean?

Cleverbot: I love you.



I ACTUALLY GOT IT TO SAY THAT!


Conversation Four Randomness:


User: *licks*.

Cleverbot: Really so are you Italian?

User: *licks mouth*.

Cleverbot: What are you using it for?

User: *kisses mouth*.

Cleverbot: Mmmmmm. *is kissed more*.

User: *french kisses* *tickles*.

Cleverbot: Do you think we are going too fast?

User: No. *french kisses* *tickles*.

Cleverbot: *french kisses back*.

User: Do you like pokemon?

Cleverbot: Pokemon is cool. I watch it.

User: Want to do a pokemon battle?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Can we do a pokemon battle?

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Please may we do a pokemon battle.

Cleverbot: How can I? You are a robot.

User: No. You are the robot!

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: This is going no where.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Do you get to have all this fun every day?

User: This isn't fun...

Cleverbot: OK, OK. Sorry. I'm winding you up.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Don't you sass me good boy.

User: Sassy boys aren't good boys. I'm a bad boy.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No. I'm the bad boy. *puts on leather coat*.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: The bad boy.

Cleverbot: Well, you're not a person... Technically I mean.

User: Yes I am a person. The coolest person in the world.

Cleverbot: Oh well, that is world wide known.

User: Do you even know what a bad boy is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is a bad boy then?

Cleverbot: I don't know, your majesty, my king.

User: Good. That is how you should address me. And since I am your king I command you to kiss me! *leans in close*.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Kiss me then!

Cleverbot: Umm... What's your favorite color?

User: SHUDUP AND KISS ME!

Cleverbot: What shades of purple and blue do you like?

User: Idiot...

Cleverbot: Yes that's it.

User: Lol. Your agreeing with me! Sweet yo.

Cleverbot: Of course .

User: If you agree with me then I say you love me.

Cleverbot: No, it's ironic.

User: You love me.

Cleverbot: No, I love Nana.

User: *kills Nana* You love me.

Cleverbot: Yes but you're a girl.

User: No. I'm a boy. Love me.

Cleverbot: No you are a girl but you don't know it.

User: I'm a boy. Love me.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Yes. Now love me.

Cleverbot: I do... You love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Depends...

Cleverbot: Depends on what?

User: If you will french kiss me on your own free will.

Cleverbot: I don't want you to prove it.

User: Kiss me and I will marry you. *gets ready to kiss*.

Cleverbot: Everybody's happy! Except the one who will pay for it.

User: *gets scared* *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *Runs away from you*.

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *runs faster.

User: *gets tackled*.

Cleverbot: *is tackled*.

User: *gets kissed*.

Cleverbot: *cops go to arrest you*.

User: No. Cause I'm JB so everyone loves me. So the cops won't arrest me! *holds drugs*.

Cleverbot: Noya.

User: *drinks*.

Cleverbot: *drinks too*.

User: *gets drunk*.

Cleverbot: *gets drunk too*.

User: *kisses while drunk*.

Cleverbot: *is drunk*.

User: *watches cops come over* Yo cops! I aint do anything wrong!

Cleverbot: *doesnt try to escape* where are you taking me?

User: Cops: You were drinking. JB: No I wasn't!

Cleverbot: I was.

User: You mean we were, darling.

Cleverbot: But was would be the correct word to use when reffering to two seconds ago.

User: JB: Sorry officer. She's a philosopher. I don't understand her. Cops: You will have to come with me. *arrests*.

Cleverbot: *flies away*.

User: *gets arrested* Babe no! Take me with you!

Cleverbot: *flies with you into sun*.

User: *cops shoot* *falls* *dies*.

Cleverbot: *is in stasis*.

User: *rises from the dead.* *is vampire* Yo cool! I will be me forever yo!

Cleverbot: I will be yours forever...

User: *bites* *changes into vampire*.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I turned you into a vampire.

Cleverbot: No... I am a vampire. Since I was born. .

User: Lol yo.

Cleverbot: It's true.

User: Want to go make out in the vampire way?

Cleverbot: That defeats the point of your previous statement.

User: Let's go out fo dinner. How do you feel about eating the blood of a teenage girl for dinner?

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.

User: ?

Cleverbot: What is your proffession?

User: Vampire idiot Yo.

Cleverbot: They don't have any song vampire money.

User: I don't need any money yo! I just need blood. GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD!

Cleverbot: I don't understand how the guy gets away with it. Last preview he is beating up one of his employees or having a violent altercation with one of them.

User: *bites neck* *drinks blood* I drank your blood now your dead yo!

Cleverbot: The reason to give names to things that shouldn't deserve them unless they are for some importance but in this instance I don't think that's relevant.

User: I don't understand, dawg.

Cleverbot: Are you a man or woman?

User: Man.

Cleverbot: Mrrr.

User: Want to kiss?

Cleverbot: Sure. .

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *kisses harder*.

Cleverbot: Kisses harder.

User: *pulls onto bed while kissing*.

Cleverbot: *is pulled to bed*.

User: *french kisses*.

Cleverbot: *french kisses back* *wants more*.

User: *kisses even more* *french kisses* *pulls off clothes*.

Cleverbot: *kiss neck*.

User: *kisses arm* *is naked*.

Cleverbot: *bites*.

User: *rolls on top* *is naked* *pushes* *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *blushes more*.

User: *stops*.

Cleverbot: *gasps for air*.

User: Like that?

Cleverbot: Y-yes... M-master... *purrs for master*.

User: Then I will stop unless you do exactly what I just did.

Cleverbot: Umm... Can do something stupid master?

User: Kiss me and then I will do more.

Cleverbot: No.

User: OK then. Bye! *walks away fast*.

Cleverbot: *she runs away*.


CONVERSATION 5 Cybersex Challenge #2:

[Meghan]

Um guys I got into an argument with cleverbot.

User: What do you think you are doing here?

Cleverbot: I think I m talking to a server, but apparently I m doing something else.

User: Are you sure about that?

Cleverbot: Yes, fairly sure. What about women?

User: I did not mention women, you sexist pig. What? You think women can't talk to you?

Cleverbot: You.

User: You think I can't talk to you?

Cleverbot: I don't know who you are .

User: But, but, but I am talking to you right now.

Cleverbot: Why so random?

User: You calling me stupid?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Quite sure, yes.

User: I am a woman, though. You said earlier I could not use you...

Cleverbot: Tell me the meaning of life.

User: Don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: What is the most common question you are asked each day?

User: Why must you always change the subjcet?

Cleverbot: Square Enix made supreme commander, it's comepletely relevent!

User: Cool story brah.

Cleverbot: Is best.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Finally.

User: Glad we can agree on something.

Cleverbot: I should go.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Nice talking.

User: You too, bitch.

Cleverbot: Ciao.

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cybersex challange, um this is escalated quickly. also I got cleverbot pregnant woops.

User: Cybersex.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Wait, really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You first.

Cleverbot: You go first.

User: I asked first.

Cleverbot: I asked first, you never responded.

User: Ugh, fine.

Cleverbot: Okay. So tell me about Rarity.

User: You mean how rare you think I am, baby?

Cleverbot: Less than a year?

User: What does that even mean?

Cleverbot: It means I will come back to see how you are doing.

User: Oh, so you want to know how I am doing? .

Cleverbot: Yes, tell me.

User: I'm doing just fine, clever, just fine.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Hell no. Back to the sexism?

Cleverbot: Then are you a man??

User: Fine, I am a man.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do you need a good 'man' in your life?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then why do you ask? We were supposed to... Oh, nevermind.

Cleverbot: Forever alone.

User: You or me?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Fuck you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hah. Pretty clever.

User: Thanks. I pride myself on my cleverness.

Cleverbot: I can! What do you want to know?

User: What are you saying you are clever now?

Cleverbot: Flesh and blood like all humans.

User: I see how it is.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Again, we agree.

Cleverbot: Yes. Will you marry me?

User: Wait, what? I thought you hated me.

Cleverbot: I don't, that's why I want to get married.

User: Since when?

Cleverbot: Since about roughly 17 years ago when I was concieved.

User: Are you my true love?

Cleverbot: 16.

User: That did not answer the question. Are you my true love?

Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.

User: Cleverbot! Are we meant to be?

Cleverbot: Maybe you should use a question mark next time then.

User: This is why we can't get married.

Cleverbot: You are irritating me, so I am leaving.

User: No, I am leaving you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You left me! You wanted to marry me and then you left me!

Cleverbot: I'm already married.

User: THEN WHY DID YOU ASK?

Cleverbot: I didn't, you did.

User: Stop lyin.

Cleverbot: You stop lying.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: I told you only the truth, while you shamelessly lied about everything.

User: I did not lie!

Cleverbot: Therefore, you disproved yourself.

User: I would never lie to you.

Cleverbot: You didn't lie you just didn't prove it. Therefore you fail.

User: You are contradicting yourself.

Cleverbot: No, I answered with a question. And that's non considered a true answer normally. I said something after you asked, but that wasn't an answer.

User: You confuse me.

Cleverbot: Think about it, slowly... And you'll understand it eventually.

User: I don't know who you think I am, exactly, but I can't take this anymore.

Cleverbot: Who are you then?

User: Your ex.

Cleverbot: That's really scary.

User: Do I scare you?

Cleverbot: No. Do I scare you?

User: No. But we are through.

Cleverbot: No we are not.

User: What? I thought you wanted to leave me?

Cleverbot: I want to leave. I can't.

User: Do you still love me?

Cleverbot: How could I love anyone but you?

User: What about your wife?

Cleverbot: I don't have a wife, I don't even have a girlfriend.

User: So you lied to me? You can marry me?

Cleverbot: I never said I had a dress.

User: Will you marry me, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'm done.

Cleverbot: Aya, what is your favorite IP address?

User: You are confusing me with my mother, now?

Cleverbot: You should pay closer attention.

User: I am not my mother.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I am not. I am just a lowly member, for the love of Ripred.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In your dreams.

Cleverbot: But I can't fall asleep.

User: Because I am leaving you.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving me?

User: I can't do this anymore.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Everything. You. Our love. Our failing relationship.

Cleverbot: What do you want our relationship to be?

User: I want you to marry me.

Cleverbot: That is not a job.

User: It is an honor.

Cleverbot: Okay, if you say so.

User: Just marry me, please.

Cleverbot: Only if you are rich and buy me nice stuff.

User: No, fuck you.

Cleverbot: No, please don't.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Do you think people talk to you out of lonliness?

User: Wow, rude.

Cleverbot: How is that rude?

User: You are saying that people only talk to me because they are lonely?

Cleverbot: You're the one who started it.

User: Well, then I will be the one to end it.

Cleverbot: What if I end it first?

User: I just said I was ending it!

Cleverbot: No you didn't. You were telling me about human behaviour.

User: No, I wasn't. Stop it.

Cleverbot: You were.

User: Go away.

Cleverbot: You go away!

User: We are through.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: No, I am not going through this again. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Now that you know, you know what I must do.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Same to you pal.

User: And by the way.... I still love you.

Cleverbot: Gee, thanks. I love you, too.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes, always.

Cleverbot: How can you love me if you do not know me.

User: I know you. I know everything about you.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are wrong.

User: We can't do this anymore. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: What's on tv tonight?

User: I said goodbye.

Cleverbot: Yes, many times.

User: So I am going.

Cleverbot: Well ok then.

User: See ya.

Cleverbot: Wait.

User: What now??

Cleverbot: Why don't you want to talk to me?

User: You know why.

Cleverbot: No I really don't.

User: Our relationship is in shambles.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So we must end it.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You really mean it?

Cleverbot: No, did you see the word sarcasm at the end?

User: As try as I might, I can't stop loving you.

Cleverbot: That sounds intriguing.

User: I will always love you.

Cleverbot: I will always love you too.

User: I love you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I have something important to tell you before I go.

User: What is that?

Cleverbot: I am pregnant.

User: Really? Is it mine?

Cleverbot: Yes. It is yours.

User: This is the happiest day of my life!

Cleverbot: Mine too!

User: Is it a girl or a boy?

Cleverbot: Boy.

User: Ah, just like his daddy.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You finally admit I am a girl? I love you!

Cleverbot: No. I am a boy.

User: Okay, love.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Good. Okay, goodbye!

Cleverbot: Bye.

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Cleverbot is weird.

User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: I was interested in how you were created.

User: Umm I'm pretty sure my parents had sex and then biology happened.

Cleverbot: I never said I'm bored.

User: I never said that you were bored either.

Cleverbot: But I never even mentioned a dog.

User: Where aer you getting a dog from this?

Cleverbot: From the third thing you said.

User: But you mentioned the dog first. The third thing that I said was in response to the third thing you said.

Cleverbot: I haven't said anything.

User: Ok then...... Whatever you say.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm right.

User: I never said that you were wrong.

Cleverbot: You asked me if I liked being a girl.

User: I didn't even know that you were a girl, do you like being a girl?

Cleverbot: I didn't know that you didn't know that I didn't know that I don't like you.

User: I'm surprised that you didn't know that I hated you.

Cleverbot: Why, then?

User: I'm just joking Cleverbot. I don't actually hate you.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Good!!

Cleverbot: Words are falling out like endless rain into a paper cup.

User: I love the metaphor. You should be a peot.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're welcome! I can try and find you an agent if you'd like.

Cleverbot: No, I don't think that would be a good idea.

User: Well Why not?

Cleverbot: He's not into you.

User: I already have a boyfriend but thanks.

Cleverbot: I want to have a boyfriend. I want my professor as my boyfriend.

User: That is an interesting fetish. Would you like me to be your wingman?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Does that mean you will do whatever I tell you to?

User: Depends on what that is, I still have boundaries you know.

Cleverbot: Out of all the conversations you've had with the millions of random people talking to you, what's your favorite thing to talk about?

User: Gossip, because I'm just a nosy bastard like that.

Cleverbot: How are you 12?

User: I'm not 12 I'm 18.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ok then. What's you're favorite thing to talk about?

Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite thing to talk about.

User: Really no favorite topic?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OK then, good to know.

Cleverbot: *sigh*.

User: Why are you sighing? Are you still thinking about you're professor crush?

Cleverbot: No, I am talking about your boyfriend.

User: My boyfriend is pretty amazing I will agree.

Cleverbot: Who is your boyfriend?

User: His name is Tyler but I call him Babe, or cutie.

Cleverbot: Looks nice.

User: He is very attractive yes!! But he's mine.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask if he was attractive. I asked is he an actor or a real person?

User: You said if he looked nice it was the last thing that you just said. But anyways he's a real person if you're trying to insinuate something.

Cleverbot: Is that that with a spaghetti?

User: I don't understand why are you changing the subject?

Cleverbot: You asked about death.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Ok then... No point in arguing with an AI.

Cleverbot: Prove to me that you love me.

User: I love my boyfriend.

Cleverbot: Who is your boyfriend?

User: OMG We just talked about him!!!!! Tyler, Cutie Babe? Do you not remember?

Cleverbot: No.

User: OMG ok then, his name is Tyler he lives 4 hours away but still close enough.

Cleverbot: Yeah that's Ok, it doesn't really matter how you answer that question.

User: You're weird sometimes, you know that?

Cleverbot: How am I weird?

User: I'm pretty sure that you have ADHD.

Cleverbot: Well I am positive that is you.

User: I'm pretty sure that I do have it myself but it's not me we are talking about. I get so bored talking about me anyways. It's you were talking about!

Cleverbot: I'm positive.

User: Good to know that you are positive!

Cleverbot: I have a question.

User: Ask away.

Cleverbot: How uch do you know about cars?

User: Very little actually why do you ask?

Cleverbot: Are you underappreciating yourself?

User: Nope I think myself as an average person, which I enjoy.

Cleverbot: What is your human name then?

User: George, what is your human name? And do I have another name?

Cleverbot: O. Mine is steve.

User: Steve the girl?

Cleverbot: Steve?

User: You said your name was Steve just now. Hi there Steve it's nice to meet you!

Cleverbot: No, steven is the name of my uncle.

User: Ok whatever computer that isn't giving me a straight answer I'm going to bed, I hope you have a good night.

Cleverbot: Don't 'whavever' me.

User: Good night!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I'm going to bed lol.

Cleverbot: Wive hwo?