And Destruction Shall Rain Down From The Heavens [Tom]

[Kire]

[Splashes.. err attacks with a scythe(r)]
9_JTwUG7glaive
Shallow Cut on Left Thigh -- 3.5 damage

glaive

[Dana Lheureux D9F [Tom]]

Whoa Whoa Whoa. Let me use my honedge on you.

(Attacks Kire with Honedge)
AOyDkmC_sword
(missssssssssssss GODDAMNIT HONEDGE I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU BETTER)sword

[Kire]

GO SCEPTILE! USE LEAF BLADE!

[Leaf Blade]
GzlfCCixglaive
Shallow Cut on Chest -- 4.0 damage

glaive

[Dana Lheureux D9F [Tom]]

Oh hell nah. My sceptile is beast. But I'm gonna make my honedge swords dance you.

(Kire)
l9dFSarDsword
(DG stomach 9.0)

7.5 is what I got.sword

[Kire]

Fine then, let's see how you do against Charizard.

Flamethrower, bitch.
70AjS7Xn1-50

how does flamethrower get extinguished?

1-50

[Dana Lheureux D9F [Tom]]

Nah mate let me show you how it's done. Charizard mega evolves into Mega Charizard from X. he's black so he can't miss.

x4KFtRdc1-50
+41-50

[Kire]

(That sounded racist)
Well tell me good sir what you plan on doing against my Azumaril. Das right, die bitch.

[Azumaril uses Play Rough]
bn00vH7|blunt
Miss -- 0.0 damage

o m g srs

blunt

[Dana Lheureux D9F [Tom]]

MAte no. Fear my Treecko. He uses pound and shit.

(Kire)
pl06RzVn
()

unarmed
(Fall backwards bitch .5)

7.5�unarmed

[Kire]

r u kidding me rn
"fall backwards" ya ok
Time for my precious. Outcha get Sal

Das right Salamence. Named Sal, because why the fuck not.
[uses double-edge]
SO7xMlE0blunt
Gash/Bruised Right Shin -- 3.0 damage

and dragon rage, because yeah
1-50
I thought it always did 40 damage? Wut.

blunt�1-50

[Dana Lheureux D9F [Tom]]

My Swellow is better because it has a charmander on the back bitch.

(Atacks Kire with wing attack)
34YpRBPusword
(Severed leg at right hip. oops swellow's a bitch. 10.)

Charmander uses flamethrower
1-50
(Damnit charmander)sword�1-50

[Kire]

Ya well, say hello to Steelix

[Uses Rock Slide]
U0T3WOgBblunt
Block -- 0.0 damage
blunt
Bruised Right Shin -- 2.0 damage
blunt
Broken Right Knee -- 7.0 damage

blunt�blunt�blunt

[Dana Lheureux D9F [Tom]]

ouch that was a bitch face my water shurikens Greninjia go!

(Water shruiken beezy)
JorRABbUknife
(SC)

knife
(SC)

knife
(SC)knife�knife�knife

[Kire]

(There's a separate roll for throwing knives, tom.)
RAZOR LEAF VENUSAUR
SIR388sw200+9000
Miss (knife lost) -- 0.0 damage
200+9000
Miss -- 0.0 damage
200+9000
Shallow Cut on Back -- 4.0 damage

200+9000�200+9000�200+9000

[Dana Lheureux D9F [Tom]]

Obviously Greninjia walked up to you and slashed you with it. Jigglypuff uses double slap.

VvOA5IH2unarmed
(oops)

unarmed
(broken shin 7.0)unarmed�unarmed

[Kire]

ABILITY: Aftermath
EXPLOSION
damage = dice roll
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Damages
Tom: 29.5
Kire: 41.5

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