Dr. Faux's Field Guide to Medical Excuses for Human Behavior

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Welcome, my dear readers, to my first guide. I am Doctor Ignoramus Faux and I will be guiding you on your journey through the incredible and often highly illogical world of fake diseases that supposedly affect human behavior. Be warned! Once you read this guide, you will have a new perspective on humanity.

Our guide has the sole purpose of enlightening the world on basic medical conditions that explain certain aspects common throughout human civilization. One of my prime examples is one of my own discovering: Ignoramus Syndrome. What most would ignorantly and wrongly term as "basic human stupidity," is truly Ignoramus Syndrome. 

Many of this world are deeply effected by these perilous diseases that often terminate their social lives due to a lack of human compassion and understanding. My colleagues (Dr. Kire Lightless and Dr. Artemis Nolan) and myself wish to expunge these myths and give these people a reason for their problematic ways.

Please, enjoy and be educated.

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{ignoramus syndrome}

Often pronounced stupidity by the uneducated masses, Ignoramus Syndrome is one of the most commonly found conditions in all of Modern-Day America. Doctors across the nation have called it the "Stupidity Pandemic." It is nothing to worry about or be ashamed of, as it can suddenly affect any and every person across the face of the planet. Unfortunately, many are born with this condition. It does not impair their functioning in any way and many can live happy lives. However, they cause untold problems for their fellow humans, most rampantly when it comes to politics.

{symptoms}

• Slowness of Thought
• Impulsive, Uneducated Decisions¹
• Rectal Astigmatism
• Continuous Displays of Poor Logic
  
• Arguments often contain contradictions or fallacies

^{1 An additional reference guide is available for those interested in learning more about 'Impulsive/Uneducated Decisions.' The Darwin Awards can be found at any book retailer.}

There are three commonly found forms of Ignoramus Syndrome. They are, as follows, Ignoramus Type A, Ignoramous Type 2 and Ignoramous Type D.

Ignoramus Type A (or just ISA, pronounced EE-SAH) is the most common and most fleeting forms of the condition. It effects all human beings on some basic level at one time or another. It is often awakened by large quantities of alcohol, "raging" hormones, and modern day pop music. Although its existence puzzles doctors, many have postulated and come to the conclusion that it is part of the basic human genetic code. When this code is triggered by a stimulus, a "Moron Switch," as it is called, is turned on and allows the person affected by this condition to ignore basic human logic and reasoning in favor of their own.

(This is a work in progress and is being worked on by multiple contributors. Please stand-by.)