^{End of Edna Mode}^

[Loony]

Fucking shit! This stupid hoe! I laugh as Seagull launches an axe into his face, and then scream as my silly little darling Seagull is killed. I cry softly as I violently rip the disgusting cotton cape from his back. "My darling! My darling! I told you a thousand times to take off this cape. Silly little thing." I turn to my precious god hat. "Come here my amazing fabric. I'll never know what you are made of, but I can still enjoy you before I die." I take the soft, patchy, magical fabric and rub it everywhere on my greasy body. Then I die feeling the most magical feeling ever as I pass with him on my body. "I love you my darlings."