The Sponsorship of Dru Charlesburg

[cinder]

We have all heard of Jango's Army, of Aya's thread detailing her willingness to sponsor a Tribute if they prove to be interesting.

Well, I'm a little too busy this week to go posting in every single thread that offers riches beyond compare for whoever gives enough reasons for people to like their Tribute. I have finals.

But Dru, my lovely, little Tribute should not suffer because of that little detail. So while I have six minutes exactly to post this thread before I start studying for the math final I have tomorrow, I will be posting this thread that details why you should choose Dru as your favorite Tribute.

Here is how it is going down: DO NOT post in this thread. If I do amass a great fortune courtesy of a newly formed Dru's Army, I would like to keep it a secret. I do not want all you other Tributes and members to know how wealthy I am, in case y'all decide that Dru really is too big a threat with her training score and a known army that donates butt-loads of money.

So what I ask you to do is read the following and consider donating to Dru. Here is her bio, the Reaping Thread, and a few examples of her time spent at the training center (here, here) as well as her interview, and these threads (here, here) I'm hoping these will convince you she is an interesting, dramatic character who lives to serve me. And I like to make the Hunger Games scandalous. You can count of drama-queen Cinder to make sure Dru does everything you are not expecting. So before you go clicking all those links I provided, I would like to tell you what I want. A simply donation not exceeding 500 dollars. You want to donate 1 dollar? Fine by me, thanks for the support. I believe that too much money too early in the Game will only serve to get me killed by other Tributes, the admins or 'an accident.' I mean, c'mon people, giving up all of your money before Dru has made it to the top ten is a waste--what if she slept with the Gamemakers to earn herself that training score of 10, and is actually incapable of fighting? Do not waste your money like that. If I end up needing it, Ill ask for it, but otherwise it'll just make the target I assume is on my back that much bigger.

Also, a donation to Dru is not a donation to the Shameless Euthanasia Alliance, just as a donation to Jango will not benefit us unless generous Tori decides it will. I will use my money to further Dru in the Games, whatever it takes. Donating to Dru and expecting a large meal for Jango, Shanks, Ara etc to be bought is just stupid, k? Well anyways, may the odds be ever in Dru's favor and thank y'all for the support. If you want to reply to this thread stating your opinion, go ahead but do not make the amount of money you donate public ^^ PMs are secretive, and wouldn't it blow the worlds mind if Dru ended up with a gazillion dollars more than Jango's Army and nobody guessed it? Or wouldn't it blow your mind if Dru got no support at all and she went psycho because she's hungry or had funky mushrooms? =^.^=

[Tori]

Why am I really the only one who doesn't know about Jango's Army..

[cinder]

Well, I've only ever heard of this mythical army, but I took the word of the 'Well?' thread seriously, and decided you must have some sort of sponsor-army. Maybe its all a hoax meant to make us think you're more powerful than you are, eh Tori? In any case, if anybody wants to validate the existence of Jango's Army you may do so here ^^

[Jasik]

Jango's Army is the inevitable horde of sponsors who will flock to save his doomed relationship. What they fail to realize is that several of our characters are in relationships >_> I think it's just their way of sucking up to a staff member.

[cinder]

Sucking up to staff members? Honestly all that will do is set the admins against people. I think its the sheer cuteness of Jango, his FC and his adorable relationship. That and the other people in relationships haven't stressed that point enough. The romance, the heartbreak... -sigh- My girl Dru was in a sorta-relationship but it doesn't have the same feel, the same meaning and rightness.

Anyways, its not a plot to suck up to admins. If they wanted to do that, Quint would have tons of sponsors again and ah -can't think of any other admins in the Games this time- Well, anyways Tori deserves some supercool sponsors almost as much as Dru here does

[WT]

I'm an admin-type person, and Ara has no sponsors. xD Lots of people commenting on her cuteness, but no sponsors. I think the whole Jango thing is that the relationship has been stressed more with him; other characters are in relationships, but they're not as prominent. Also, most of their significant others haven't been as screwed up by past Games as Veronica has. I feel worse for that girl than I do for Jango. DX

Anyways, back to Dru. She is epic, and everyone should sponsor her. Yes.

[Micra]

Nobody cares about Argent. Yet. -ominous music-

[Jasik]

Hey, I stressed my relationship with Juliana! Did you even read the Reaping? She freaking ran onto the stage!