HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GODDESS (AVALON)!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAYLEN!

Goddess! Let me just start with that I love every piece of you to the moon in back (yes, even when you post the gummy worms gif in the chat and moan aggressively on Skype call). You are a brilliant writer, your sarcasm is what I live for, you have the most daddylicious jokes, you're definitely the kinkiest, and overall you're an absolutely beautiful person. I feel so blessed to have the privilege of calling you my friend. <33 AND ON ANOTHER NOTE, congrats, you're legal!!! Time to hit the strip clubs and u know what else (; Have fun bae - just remember to keep the 10 Hommandments!

"Jaylen is a bee knee." - Elegant

"I heard jaylen got their hair insured for 10,000 dollars." - Elegant

"I love the way they provide for the family, always working hard on the farm and putting pain in their back for us; these eyebrows aren't cheap. Everyday they wake up and milk the goats, and every night they cry in the kitchen. They're my oldest son, but they're never married, I'm scared for them." - Rave

"Jaylen could punch me in the face and id be like 'thank u bless.'" - Elegant

When I'm alone at night, deep in thought and wrapped in silence I go back and read Stuella threadage and crile (cry and smile). Ily man have a happy birthday <333 uvu - Pogue


- Aya

u motherfuxkin bitch I want ur thicc ass babies. love u. Hope today is 110 like our smapchat streak. <3 - slut

"mmmm my precious summer child, my beautiful ray of sunshine. thanks for being born today because idk what I would do if you weren't??? I mean who would moan on nall?? it just wouldn't be the same. ily xoxo." - Kari

"Avalon has one of the sweetest souls I've ever had the pleasure to meet and just thank you for existing tbh. The world is a much sweeter place with you in it! <3 ily." - Chelsey

"Avalon, dear, I cannot express how much I adore you. You're sweet, intelligent, kind, thoughtful, upbeat, funny, encouraging, and just generally a wonderful ray of sunshine. You are an incredibly talented writer and person. I am so privileged to be able to talk to you and plot with you and am so excited to see what kind of stuff we come up with in the future. You are an absolutely spectacular person and friend and ily <333 Happy birthday!" - Stare

"Avaaaaaa :sparkles: you are absolutely incredible!!!! Seriously, I cannot imagine life on the site without you. From the ever expanding feels that is the Summit plot to _everything_ you do for staff, thank you. You are always right there with a "yes I can" attitude. I'm trying to model more of my own responses based on the way you knit together differing opinions. <3 Happiest of birthdays, Ava. I hope it's everything you want it to be!" - Kay

"Happy birthday, darling! I hope your day is just as special as you are; you deserve it, and thank you so much for being my friend! <3 You're a beautiful, sexy soul -- almost as hot as your face, and honestly I'm too tired to be sappy and shit, BUT I LOVE YA!" - Tristen

"Write me a fucking post" - Rook

"I want to be your smol son you are such a nice person pls you deserve the world happy birthday" - Rook

"you are the most slayin person on hgrpg why you gotta be this way :I" - fox

"*spanks with bible*" - daddy

"Alright so, you're the glitta fab slay me daddy queen. It's been great getting to know you and I know nalls wouldn't be the same without your moan n groans. I love you and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Fuck shit up, you're legal c;" - Arxelicious MMMM

"Avalon be such a babe. <3 Amazing writer with a personality to match. Slay, Queen, slay." - Dee

"honestly- they're amazing and talented and kinky, a trifecta" - n y t e

"You're the best snapchatter, best twerker, best savage character writer, and one of the best tutors around. ilysm and u better not forget love, or i'll come at u" - Python

"Oh gosh oh gosh where do I even begin about why I love them!! They're the sweetest, kindest person and Avalon is just so beautiful. They're this brilliant ball of light and good stuff and talking with them is always a joy ily so much" - Cass

"What an adorable loser omfg such a precious child" - Cass

"And their writing is so fucking flawless holy shit praise be given to them rupees stahl you're so amazing" - Cass

"One time they punched me in the face and it was awesome" - Cass

[ Avalon ]

[Avalon]

So it has been brought to my very short attention span that I FORGOT TO THANK ALL OF YOU AMAZING PEOPLE AND FRIENDS FOR THIS

I can assure you that I was
1. Flailing wildly when I read these
2. Mumbling, groaning, and/or ugky sobbing while my mom was very concerned with what the fuck was wrong with me and in which I responded through snot and tears was "ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL" ( which is true you are all very amazing people and I cannot thank you all enough for this... Still! Even though it's been weeks x: )

All of you gays make me very happy and I'd stop being gross and squishy but that's just my nature hAH okay okay <333