Sock'em Rock'em {Maye vs Granite Golem RE Fight} Day 3
Nov 4, 2016 1:18:12 GMT -5
Post by charade on Nov 4, 2016 1:18:12 GMT -5
Maye
Another two cannons had sounded at some point, reminding her that in other areas of the arena, someone was possibly getting eaten. Maye sighed and dug Yorick out of her bag. “It was a trying morning, lemme tell you Skully.” There was always the possibility that he didn’t want her to tell him, but without legs he couldn’t exactly get away. “So this rock man pops out of the ground right? And, get this. He had no genitalia. At least, none that I could see.” Maye whistled. “And after trying to fist my leg a couple times he smacked me right in the kisser.” She shook her head.
“I was distraught.”
Maye grinned. “Luckily, I’m awesome. Yep, that’s right, I killed him dead.” If Yorick thought such a feat was impressive he gave no indication one way or the other. Maye skipped along and whistled a jaunty tune. She saw something several feet away that looked a bit like a mailbox and squealed with delight as she continued talking to the skull. “I’ve been rethinking the pirate motif, it fits you pretty good.” Yorick’s front remained a rictus grimace as she started messing with the microphone again. “PANEM! SAY HELLO TO JACK MARROW! SHIT I MEAN, CAPTAIN JACK MARROW. “
The arena responded by making a rumbling complete with pebbles knocking against each other like a rocky rain.
Wait. I know that sound. Why do I know that sound?
Maye turned around slowly as a shadow fell over her and sucked at her teeth. “Motherfucker.” She said simply. It was the only word that came to mind. Another rock man. Another one. And the mailbox was actually in sight this time. The only problem was that this thing was going to pursue her there with the intention of eating her, just like the last.
“I thought we had something, Capri. But it’s clear you don’t want to be besties. Rude.” Maye grumbled, putting Yorrick away and sliding Jabby out of the strap on her back. “So, kindly find the time to...” she said curtly as readied her throwing stance,
“EAT A DIIIIIIIICK!”
As far as battle-cry’s went, she could have done a lot worse.
zPNkZwC9javelin
-- BLOCK -- 0.0 damage
"Goddammit Jabby, what did I tell you about spending time with Pierce?" she muttered as she started to run like hell. "He's a bad influence."
Another two cannons had sounded at some point, reminding her that in other areas of the arena, someone was possibly getting eaten. Maye sighed and dug Yorick out of her bag. “It was a trying morning, lemme tell you Skully.” There was always the possibility that he didn’t want her to tell him, but without legs he couldn’t exactly get away. “So this rock man pops out of the ground right? And, get this. He had no genitalia. At least, none that I could see.” Maye whistled. “And after trying to fist my leg a couple times he smacked me right in the kisser.” She shook her head.
“I was distraught.”
Maye grinned. “Luckily, I’m awesome. Yep, that’s right, I killed him dead.” If Yorick thought such a feat was impressive he gave no indication one way or the other. Maye skipped along and whistled a jaunty tune. She saw something several feet away that looked a bit like a mailbox and squealed with delight as she continued talking to the skull. “I’ve been rethinking the pirate motif, it fits you pretty good.” Yorick’s front remained a rictus grimace as she started messing with the microphone again. “PANEM! SAY HELLO TO JACK MARROW! SHIT I MEAN, CAPTAIN JACK MARROW. “
The arena responded by making a rumbling complete with pebbles knocking against each other like a rocky rain.
Wait. I know that sound. Why do I know that sound?
Maye turned around slowly as a shadow fell over her and sucked at her teeth. “Motherfucker.” She said simply. It was the only word that came to mind. Another rock man. Another one. And the mailbox was actually in sight this time. The only problem was that this thing was going to pursue her there with the intention of eating her, just like the last.
“I thought we had something, Capri. But it’s clear you don’t want to be besties. Rude.” Maye grumbled, putting Yorrick away and sliding Jabby out of the strap on her back. “So, kindly find the time to...” she said curtly as readied her throwing stance,
“EAT A DIIIIIIIICK!”
As far as battle-cry’s went, she could have done a lot worse.
zPNkZwC9javelin
-- BLOCK -- 0.0 damage
"Goddammit Jabby, what did I tell you about spending time with Pierce?" she muttered as she started to run like hell. "He's a bad influence."