Merry Ratmas Ghosty!

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MERRY  RATMAS  BI  NECROPHILE


I took the secret from the Santa, unfortunately. Ask anyone, I'm the worst at secrets anyway. While I don't have much to offer I've been slaving over this for a while so I hope you enjoy.

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PART 1: some gay shit I wrote for you

VEPAR
AZRAEL

ATTN: AUGUST REVERIE
CAPITOL BUILDING
GAMEMAKER'S HEADQUARTERS

Hello there! I'm Vepar Azrael, resident head geneticist but more importantly Venus' little brother. It has come to my attention that you will be running the 77th games with him and while gamemaking is great and all I want to be sure you know just how much of a responsibility taking care of my brother is. Honestly, I have agonized over whether to send this letter to you or the other one but after painstaking research I settled on you. Mostly because you're cuter.

Really, I love the hair. Not a lot of guys are bold enough to rock that look, y'know? And you certainly rock it! Every time I try to grow out my hair I end up looking much like the creatures I create: a mangy mess. Not to say I don't love every single blood-thirsty human killer that I send into the arena but I lack the mating hormones that they secrete which will attract others of their species to them so my hair is really all I got.

I'm the cuter one, by the way. Not that that's important I just like to let everyone know that while I lack the steely, manly resolve of my brother I look damn adorable doing it. Anyway, I've gotten quite off topic haven't I? Can you tell I'm nervous? Well if you couldn't, you certainly know now.

Venus Azrael is a grade A work-a-holic. I don't think I've ever seen him smile unless he's with this twinky avox named Sun and I'm not gonna get started on him because that's a whole other kind of complicated that might actually be somewhat illegal. While he's great to work with because he will literally throw his entire being into his work, his little brother tends to get a bit lonely in a big ass mansion all by himself (save for the avox previously mentioned) and so I'm all in all begging you to stick your boot in his ass every now and then and force him out the door.

That's not all however. Now, if he stays at work for more than twelve hours at a time, unfortunately you're going to have to feed him. (All the more reason to force him out of the office at six hour intervals, in my humble opinion.) Venus is a kind of... health nut I suppose and so you gotta feed him like nuts and berries three times a day. Having a bowl of water out is also a good idea just make sure the water is always cold because it mirrors his heart and therefore he will relate.

If all else fails there are a bunch of trees outside with healthy, yummy leaves! I'm sure he'll like them. I don't know how to cook.

Honestly, congratulations on becoming a gamemaker! It is both the most stressful and most rewarding thing you will do in... probably your entire life. And I've looked through your file- it's quite the interesting read. While I'm sure it means nothing from a privileged piece of shit with his ass glued to a silver throne, bonds between siblings are about the best thing in the world. I'd do anything for Venus.

Which I guess is why I'm writing this now.

We all come from different places. We're all good and bad in our own way. Keep my brother healthy and I'll owe you the world. Absolutely anything you need. I'll do what I can.

Thanks in advance.

Vepar Azrael
Head Geneticist and Concerned Sibling.

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PART 2: A shit ton of tables I made, coding stolen from my girlfriend

August Reverie

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two crowns and a gold cup
and they're coming for the throne, love

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August
REVERIE

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i give you all a boy could give you

Your bones don't break, mine do. That's clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick, I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We're on the same curve, just on opposite ends.

Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit.

Your bones don't break, mine do. That's clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick, I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We're on the same curve, just on opposite ends.

ANDORRA SING

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PART 3: Fuck the playstation

lol so basically I was gonna buy you some lootboxes but the playstation sucks so imma send you $40.00 instead to buy the lootboxes cause we're all weebs down here

Have the merriest fuckin' ratmas dude. Sorry I had to post this early but I ain't gonna have my damn laptop for like ten years. (A week).