Minute McDong // District Four

[Sunrise Rainier D2 // [Thundy]]

Minute McDong
Age 18
Female
District Four


Shit's not easy with a last name that sounds like... well.

I haven't had the luxury of letting people think I give a shit, though. Because I don't, and that's the most glorious thing. If I laid down and died every time some dimwit made the same FUCKING joke about my name to me or to my nine-fucking-thousand brothers and sisters, I'd be rolling around in my grave so fast they'd have to attach some wires and use my body as some kind of mechanical generator.

I don't know the science. Shut up.

Because that's life, really: you take the shit people give you and you let it eat you, or you eat them.

Not literally. Fuck, who do you think I am?

Anyway, this District's a piss-poor place to live, and I'm just trying to stay afloat.

Literally!

See, I've got my little dinghy and my shit McDong name and.... well.

I'll leave what else I have to the imagination. You're welcome.

I'm winking, see. Do you see me winking. Winkwink.

Kidding, I'm a girl.

Gotta have jokes when you live in a district that reeks of fish and pasty old men.

What was I saying?

Oh, right. The fact that this is a piss-poor place to live. Well, my area of the world in particular. Not got an ocean view. My window faces an alley. With bricks, mostly shadow-y.  Pretty lame.

I dabble, you know. Career training. Flirting with people I shouldn't. Working in my little dinghy, mostly. Trying to learn how to look nice, but saltwater's not the best for styling wild curls.

and there's the fish, you know.

So that's me. If you have any questions, please feel free to leave me alone. Thanks.




My McDong CB from the Birthday Bash scavenger hunt. Thanks sbeeg !

[Baby Wessex d9b [earthling]]

Is it sad the dinghy reference gave me Hero feels? But seriously, I love the way you're writing her!

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