Oh, Cool {WPPA}

[djed carnelian . d8m [kap]]

Kinda chilly in here.

My heart is cold, too, now, though.

Whistle is gone, and it makes me sad. I spit my severed finger out of my mouth that I had carried over with me. It is small and sad, yellow and bloody. I nudge it toward my bird-ass friend.

"Pika?" I say, offering it to him.

[sbeeg]

I'm a simple bird. I see a finger I eat a finger.


Gobble gobble.

[10th retro gm | paxton hayes]

Whistle is dead.

:porg: is sad.

A broken heart beats frantically.

:porg: may just be an emoji, but the pain is there, and it will never go away.

:porg: looks at friends all smiley and chipper. At least they're here.

For now.

It's cold, but what can :porg: do?

[djed carnelian . d8m [kap]]

Bird-Ass eats my severed finger and I am surprised. Maybe I shouldn't be surprised, but it is only in my nature to be.

As I look around in this cold room of ice and coldness, I see a rusty butcher knife. I pick it up and look at it, surprised.

How did I find such a treasure? I decide to show it to my friends.

"Pika!" I say excitedly.

[sbeeg]

Oh shit, sparky rat got a knife. Good for them.

"Remember," I caw. "Stab them in the stomach, it's the longest and most painful way to die."

I peck at the ice.

[10th retro gm | paxton hayes]

:porg:

feathers shivering back and forth.

it's cold.

how can anyone stay here?

it's just a little world far away from home where the rest of the :porg: buddies reside.

:porg: walks around eyeing everything wondering what to do.

[djed carnelian . d8m [kap]]

Looking around in the cooler, I found various boxes of frozen food. I began to stack them up, higher and higher. I have created a throne big enough for three.

I place my bum atop a box labeled "chicken nuggets". I do not know what chicken nuggets are, but they aren't bad to have beneath my rear.

I gesture for my friends to join me on my towering throne of boxes. I am especially encouraging toward :porg:, as :porg: seems very sad.

Is :porg: sad because I let Bird-Ass eat my finger, or is it because Whistle is gone?

I am sad because Whistle is gone, but surely, Whistle would want me to have a throne of chicken nuggets, right? Whatever those are.

....wait... are chicken nuggets made of Torchic?

Oh dear Arceus what have I done?