thank u, next {kerman vs ariana, day 7}

[lance]

I'm gay. So, so, so very gay. But bruh is dead, and Angryhowdy is gone, and even Wink is gone.

We knew it'd come to that, but that doesn't make me flail any less.

I recognize my oppenent - of course, how could I not? I saw them yesterday - and I know I must fight on.

For Bruh. For Howdy. For Wink. But most importantly, for my own gay ass.

kerman attacks ariana, spear

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3048 -- Miss -- 0.0 damage

spear

[ryan]

Top 8, I am starting to feel the adrenline course through my veins. I have to go up against a career, but I am not afraid. I was going to save this song for my grand finale, but because I dont know if I am going to make it that far, what better chance is there then to sing it right now for the weird frog in front of me.

I pull the walkie talkie to my mouth. "Thought I'd end up with Sean, but he wasnt a match, wrote some songs about kerman, but now I listen and laugh."

Ariana attacks Kerman || Knife
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[2115 -- Stabbed in Bicep -- 8.5 damage + 1 for blades = 9.5 damage
(Knife)]knife

[lance]

You even almost got married, and for Wink, you're so thankful. And you wish you could say "Thank you" to Bruh, cause she was an ange...

...

wait a gosh darn second here I'm not here to sing or dance, I'm here to flail and kill!

kerman attacks ariana, spear

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3088 -- Deep Gash on Right Thigh -- 8.0 damage

spear

[ryan]

I could tell that he was getting into it, and that made me happy. My voice is amazing and so much better then Mariah's. But the cut he left on be is not something I like. Oh well, Im just going to have to show him whose boss. "Bear taught me love, Tongue taught me paitance, OMG taught me pain, that shits amazing."

I take my knife and strike as I make up the lyrics as I go.

Ariana attacks Kerman || Knife
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[2015 -- Deep Gash on Right Thigh -- 8.0 damage + 1 for blades = 9.0 damage
(Knife)]knife

[lance]

You've lost and you've loved, but that's not what you see, just look what you've got, look what you taugh-

-goddamment kerman snap out of it. You haven't lost yet, and even if you don't have abs like Wink that doesn't mean you haven't learned anything.

thank u, next-

kerman attacks ariana, spear

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3110 -- Shallow Cut on Left Calf -- 3.5 damage

spear

[ryan]

My blade is doing good, but I cannot even think about winning right now. It was too early. Besides, i wanted to put on a real show if this is going to be my last. Im just going to keep on singing, until my dying breath. "And for that I say, thank u, next. thank u, next, thank u next. Im so fucking grateful for my ex."

ariana attacks Kerman || knife
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[2183 -- Shallow Cut on Cheek -- 3.5 damage
(Knife)]knife

[lance]

thank u, next,
thank u, next
thank u, next
i'm so fuckin-

-grateful for Wink and Howdy and Bruh and-

I'll get through this, one way or another.
thank u, next-

kerman attacks ariana, spear

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3186 -- Stabbed in Forearm -- 8.5 damage

spear

[ryan]

The spear hurts, but I can live with it. "Spent some time with my friends, I aint worried bout nothing, plus I met someone else, and we having better discussions." I sing at the top of my voice. THis is my swan song, at least that is how it seems. I just hope I do more than enough to end it.

ariana attacks Kerman || knife
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[2038 -- Block -- 0.0 damage
(Knife)]knife

[lance]

I know they say I move on too fast (but have I moved on from the amazing abs of Wink?)
but this one's gonna last (either on my shoulders or the dirt)
cause his name is Kerman, and he's so good with that-

-her voice is captivating, but I must stand strong.

I'm a strong independent frog who don't need no sly wink or washboard abs.

kerman attacks ariana, spear

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3198 -- Block -- 0.0 damage

spear

[ryan]

My knife comes out as I start to hit a riff. I am not afraid of a frog. No maam. "She taught me love, she taught me paitence, she handles pain, and thats shits amazing, ive loved and ive lost, but thats not what I see, look what ive found, aint no need for searchin'" I sing as I take my knife and swing it at the frog. I wonder how much longer we will last.

Ariana attacks Kerman || Knife
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[2176 -- Miss -- 0.0 damage
(Knife)]
knife

[lance]

oh god here comes the chorus-
thank u, next
thank u, next
thank u, next

and I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex-

-cellent perseverance

Flail away, little frog, I tell myself, for you'll need everything you can muster-

thank u, next-

kerman attacks ariana, spear

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3021 -- Block -- 0.0 damage

spear

[ryan]

My knife came up again and blocked the blade. I could not fall here, at least, that is what it was looking like. I simply smiled at the frog and then went back to my walkie talkie. "thank u, next. thank u next. thank u next, one day ill walk down the aisle, saying thanks to my mama" I start to get a little breathy, tryin g to emote the part. My knife comes up swiftly on my opponent. No need to be silent and sweet about that.

ariana attacks Kerman || knife
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[2143 -- Stabbed in Back -- 9.0 damage + 1 for blades = 10 damage
(Knife)]knife

[lance]

you'll be thanking your dad(dy Wink)
cause he grew from the drama
only did it once (and good lord it was cold)
but you'll make that shit last (in your head)

Pain spreads between my shoulderblades, and I curse my arms for being so gangly and unwieldy and useless.

God forbid that something happens

-at least once you were able to smash

kerman attacks ariana, spear

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3090 -- Deep Gash on Back -- 8.5 damage

spear

[ryan]

I could feel the blood coming out of every wound and all I could do was smirk. THis could b e it, and that was just something that I was going to have to live with. Oh well. "Ive got so much love, got so much paitence, ive learned from the pain, turned out amazing"
I belted, giving it my all.

just like my knife had too.

ariana attacks Kerman || knife
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[2071 -- Deep Gash on Right Forearm -- 8.0 damage + 1 for blades = 9 damage
(Knife)]knife