Chewbacca/Tongue vs Porg (Day 7)

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I stare down the porg. It's almost too cute to attack.

[:stuck_out_tongue: attacks Ems :porg: with hatchet/axe]
WeeXlQxr50axe
11033 -- Shallow Cut on Left Calf -- 3.5 damage
(Axe)

axe

[10th retro gm | paxton hayes]

:porg: is tired and hungry

:porg: want eat

:porg: attacks :stuck_out_tongue:
Rhj4WGzJlxaxe

Shallow cut on forehead 4 damage axe

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At that surprise attack, my tongue recoils for the first time in the last week. I never thought such a cute bird would attack me but I guess only one of us can win.

[:stuck_out_tongue: attacks Ems :porg: with hatchet/axe]
4vzuJFim4yaxe
11116 -- Shallow Cut on Stomach -- 4.0 damage
(Axe)

axe

[10th retro gm | paxton hayes]

:porg:

It's just a cute little face.

But it's evil.

It's attack me

:porg: screams


:porg: attacks :stuck_out_tongue:
_36jAXCyXMaxe
Shallow cut on right bicep -- 3.5

axe

[Deleted]

I feel the bird cut me on my arm and it stings badly. I aim for the bird again.

[:stuck_out_tongue: attacks Ems :porg: with hatchet/axe]
mw2QaWBJrNaxe
11131 -- Shallow Cut on Stomach -- 4.0 damage
(Axe)

axe

[10th retro gm | paxton hayes]

:porg:

Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die

Goes for victory here too right?


:porg: attacks :stuck_out_tongue:
am80ve1_D5axe
Shallow cut on cheek 3.5 axe

[Deleted]

There's another cut for me! We're just exchanging this by now.

[:stuck_out_tongue: attacks Ems :porg: with hatchet/axe]
PextpIgXhSaxe
11086 -- Shallow Cut on Cheek -- 3.5 damage
(Axe)

axe

[10th retro gm | paxton hayes]

:porg:

All aboard the SC train

CHOO CHOO


:porg: attacks :stuck_out_tongue:
pDfwf_uClCaxe
Deep gash on left thigh 8.0axe

[Deleted]

LOL THAT WAS NOT A SHALLOW CUT

[:stuck_out_tongue: attacks Ems :porg: with hatchet/axe]
G6fQiZ_QPoaxe
11035 -- Shallow Cut on Back of Head -- 4.5 damage
(Axe)

axe

[10th retro gm | paxton hayes]

:porg:

Just jumped off the SC train

CHOO CHOO

Lol let's see here

:porg: attacks :stuck_out_tongue:
P9zsLo677Jaxe
Miss axe

[Deleted]

O thank goodness

[:stuck_out_tongue: attacks Ems :porg: with hatchet/axe]
1KbkhFo5Gbaxe
Omg 11097 -- Block -- 0.0 damage
(Axe)

axe

[10th retro gm | paxton hayes]

:porg:

LOL let's keep this up hahaha

:porg: attacks :stuck_out_tongue:
yJHaKcaVzdaxe
Shallow cut on bicep 3.5 axe

[Deleted]

Let's give this a shot LOL

[:stuck_out_tongue: attacks Ems :porg: with hatchet/axe]
YooZelBddPaxe
Sobbing 11004 -- Shallow Cut on Right Thigh -- 3.5 damage
(Axe)

axe

[10th retro gm | paxton hayes]

:porg:

They're just so cute and innocent and smol

But dang lol

:porg: attacks :stuck_out_tongue:
DvQxU6h0x_axe
Shallow cut on bicep 3.5axe

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This is why Chewbacca roasted and ate them :P

[:stuck_out_tongue: attacks Ems :porg: with hatchet/axe]
Blxi3dbVTHaxe
11162 -- Shallow Cut on Left Shoulder -- 3.5 damage
(Axe)

axe