Lance is Feelin' Twenty Twoooooooo

[Tom]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LANCE!

Happy Birthday to the wonderful lancelot! I just wanted to say I am really happy that we are friends. I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are! You are such a genuine person and always will be such a major part of this site! I appreciate all the hard work and new ideas you continue to provide for the site! Thank you for always being there for me in the best and the worst times. You are truly an amazing and powerful person lance! I hope your birthday ends up being a fantastic day! Now onto the Birthday wishes and responses from others!

Which tribute of Lance's is your favorite?

Probably sapphire :cuddly: but honorable mention to cynthia owo -Kaitlin

Lucas O'Hara -Puppy

Kenji! -AlyssaImagine

Jacob Fel -Fireflyz

Cynthia Delgado -Alexxx

Uhhhh uhhhhh shit okay uhhhhh Akira or Cynthia -Dars

ALL OF THEM but if i had to pick just one Cynthia <33 -Kari

C....cynthia 👉👈🥺 -Nyte

Toss up between Cynthia and Jessica. -Ryan

MISS CYNTHIA ROSE!! -Zoe

Jacob Fel -Zori

Tyler but I'm biased and just that sort of #hipster! -Kay

Jacob Fel 100% king -Rave!

Kenji!!!! -Cass

Jacob was my baby -Ele

I'm still sad about Jacob thnx! also shoutout to that antagonist writing for Ajax -WT

Jacob Fel -Lyndis

Biased but Sapphire -Griffin

I MISS MAXWELL AND HE WILL BE FOREVER MY FAVORITE -Tom (that's me)

Which District would Lance be from?

District One -Puppy, Alexxx, Zori, and Cass

District Two -Kaitlin, WT, and Tom

District Three -Nyte, Zoe, and Griffin

District Four -AylssaImagine

District Five -Kari and Lyndis

District Six -Dars and Ele

District Seven -Fireflyz

District Nine -Rave!

District Thirteen -Kay

Capitol -Ryan

Give me your favorite Lancelot posts!

I am MOBILE I'm SORRY but the cynthia ansel thread.... whew (you mean this one) -Kaitlin

Because I need all of these to be canon sorry to the other victors but Lance's Victor AUs -Puppy

District Five Reaping Post -AlyssaImagine

too lazy (valid, so let me do it for you!) Natalie's Death Post -Fireflyz

Redux -Max -Alexxx

I’m on mobile but 79th finale, your fight w tris in the 82nd, our d7 thread! -Dars (I think that's the right D7 thread?)

This whole post is literally iconic -Kari

Maxwell's Real Death Post -Nyte

Mobile, uwu. But quote anything from hei hei -Ryan

"B-bok?" (no seriously i will adore that hei-hei thread until the end of time!!) -Zoe

"My stability, never strong to begin with, has taken hit after goddamned hit with every damned day that I've spent wandering this literal death trap of an arena. The first day? Cracked ribs and a cracked knee. Second? A swarm of fucking butterflies making a meal out of my arm. Third? Standing by helplessly as Kit La Roux decides that hope was a myth, an imaginary thing made up to sooth little kids during the most dire of situations. Fourth? Getting ganged up upon by mutts and relying on outside help to ensure my survival. Fifth? How about not being able to see a goddamned thing as laser bolts are flying everywhere and nearly taking my eye out in the process. Sixth? Well, everyone knows all too well about sixth.

And now seventh, a girl who's proving to be too easy and laughably impossible to kill at the same time." (Fayre v Jacob) -Zori

[insert Experiments post here] -Kay

Lemme just link da whole Fayre/Jacob thread because I may have fallen in love -Rave!

I was inactive for too long (I got you) -Cass

I’m on mobile but honestly I’m egotistical and like every post he does that’s for ME HAHA -Ele

[cannot offer links bc I'm :frantic_typing: this from mobile so I don't forget in the morning aaaa] (I got you) -WT

"There were no demons that I required you to put down the day you tore life from my body," I say. "But there were plenty born from the aftermath." - Maxwell's hologram

"Afraid the only currency I have right now is blood, though," I continue, an almost playful note in my tone despite the severity of the situation. "Hope that works for you." - Jacob Fel -Lyndis

"Oh, I had no doubt that had the threads of fate been twisted a different way that Gunner would have been the name of my end instead of a sweet memory. That boy and I were two peas in a pod, two chaotic forces of nature who just so happened to find themselves in the wrong place at the wrong time together, full of gunshots and smoke as the iron ash scent of fire and blood filled the air.

That'd been our first excursion. I made sure it wasn't our last."

like, murder me with that prose, daddy !!! -Griffin

Who is Lance's next tribute?

Daeshim Park pls 🤪 -Kaitlin

Jayson Hope :eyes: -Puppy

Link did not work and don't know other characters. Sorry. (I got you, Natasha Delacroix) -Alyssa Imagine

Silk Le Roux (: -Fireflyz

Silk obvs -Alexxx

Ollyyyyyyyyyyy. -Dars

I will literally take all of them BUT Jasper Emberstatt for the feels? Yes? -Kari

Sacrilegious coming from me, but maybe his hailsham or another sexy lady from four (; I want another strong career and I wanna mentor her -Nyte

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a hailsham? -Ryan

SILK LE ROUX!!! -Zoe

Nathaniel Summit -Zori

On mobile but I'm feeling D7m -Kay

Jasper Emberstatt HELLOOOO -Rave!

Sammy Strauss!!!! -Cass

River hahahahaha kill me -Ele (no)

is saying "Kenji, pt. 2, probably" cheating -WT (I think so LOL)

a retro d5? -Lyndis

silk le roux c: -Griffin

Natasha Delacroix -Tom

Which hero should Lance main next in Overwatch?

I do not play this game I apologize -Kaitlin

uhh idk anythng about overwatch so bastion? lul -Puppy

overwatch? a cool one? i haven't played haha. -AlyssaImagine

Mercy? idk i don't know shit about overwatch -Fireflyz

oh, um, the girl? is there a girl? (I think you mean Tracer lol) -Alexxx

Symmetra -Dars

I swear lance is good at every overwatch char but let's go with hanzo we love a good sniper -Kari

Doomfist. -Nyte

Uhhhhh mei? -Ryan (It's because he's A-Mei-zing)

torb -Zoe

Oop - I don't know??? -Zori

Uh, the little wizard dude? -Kay (I love this answer)

Ashe (‘; -Rave!

ANA IS THE BEST -Cass

I honestly don’t know any of them -Ele

all I know abt Overwatch is that I loved that video about the big robot w the birds and Symmetra is great so one of them -WT (Symmetra and Bastion <3)

Ashe -Lyndis

never played but the hot cowboy doe -Griffin (Of course you pick McCree)

Echo because she is BROKEN and you can disagree all you want BUT SHE IS -Tom

Use puns to describe lance here! (Give him some PUNishment)

he has MANY talance but BEING THE BEST AT PUKS IS CLEARLY ONE OF THEM BC THIS PUN SUCKS!!!!!! -Kaitlin

(not original because im not nearly as good as punning as lance)
I had a bad dream about Sir Lancelot
It was a knightmare -Puppy

alyssa does not do puns, but happy birthday without the puns of Alyssa. -AlyssaImagine

he's very disaPUNting -Fireflyz

so i just ate some fruit and thought that you would be berry interested to know that you are a pear-fect kind of guy, you hold the kiwi to tom's heart (platonically, i think?), i cherry-ish you, your intelligence is bananas and you're one in a melon -Alexxx

i refuse to sink to his level -Dars

i literally cant make a pun we all know im not funny -Kari (hush)

Im nowhere near clever enough for this why do u think his puns make me so angery -Nyte

I'm really bad at this. Logan would lance me to death -Ryan (hahaha)

insert punny description here -Zoe

Have a Lan-tastic day! (I am not good with puns) -Zori

🃏 -Kay

Lance growing up call that bi on the rise. That’s all I got -Rave!

-Cass

Nothing is gonna beat my glenn close one sorry -Ele

pundamental -WT

a good pun is its own reword 👀 -Lyndis (this took me too long to get)

he's got me sick with love, someone call an ambuLANCE -Griffin

What? You expect me to pun? No. -Tom

Gif Time!

-Puppy

tom, help me (Fineeeee) -Alexxx

-Kari

-Nyte

-Ryan

-Zoe (great minds think alike?)

-Zori

-Cass

-Lyndis

-Tom

Lastly, Tell Lance to have a Happy Birthday with a message here just for him!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY BOY ANGEL!!!! cannot say how much i appreciate u continuing to write w me and talk to me and be my friend, encouraging me to branch out and do new things and just. owo a lot a lot @ u. love u angel. hope u have a nice day xo -Kaitlin

happy birthday lance!!! i hope you have an amazing day and an amazing year! -Puppy

Happy happy birthday, have good noms, write good stories, play fun games. -AlyssaImagine

happy happy birthday don't go too crazy -Fireflyz

happiest of birthdays, my darling! i hope today is extra special for you and that you can celebrate with all of your loved ones. you are one of the best things about this site and your chillness, positive attitude, and humor are some of the highlights of my week, so never change <3 -Alexxx

happy birthdayyyyy!!! bi solidarity, stan a cancer king -Dars

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OMG!! Welcome to the 22 club! It's not that exciting I promise.im grateful youre in my life and i wouldnt change it for the world. i hope your day is as super awesome as you are and im thankful to have you around xoxo -Kari

You are such a fucking gem and id be a hot mess if not for your sagely advice. Even though youre leaving the 21 club i can forgive u. Hope you have a great one my dude! -Nyte

Happy birthday Lance!! Tom could NeVER. -Ryan (I'm watching you)

happy birthday you gorgeous intelligent hilarious wonderful human being!!!! i am so grateful for your patience, your kindness, your puns and your empathy. you are one of the most patient and smart people i've ever met and god bless u for putting up with me and my .3 braincells lololol i hope you have the best day king!! love you!!! -Zoe

Happy Birthday! -Zori

Happy birthday, Lance!!! I had a good fun GMing with you this spring. Thank you for being willing to roll with the punches and for giving us the Experiments! They were awesome!!! -Kay

Hello you are my stoner vibe king and the next time we queue on dbd together I’ll think twice about leaving you for dead 💞💞 -Rave!

Happy Birthday lance!!!! I hope your day is as wonderful as you are!!! I think you're pretty rad and I hope we get to write and talk a lot more! <333 -Cass

You’re an absolute egg I love you so much 💕 can’t wait for next hang out! -Ele

happy birthday Lance!! hope that it's a good one, and that you soon have occasion to cackle as hard at something as I do at your puns. -WT

asdflkjgas I still can't believe you share a birthday with Edelgard it's so perfect -Lyndis (AGREED)

happy birthday, baby! you are such a joy to have on the chats - the constant jokes, the terrible puns, they always lighten up my day every single day. i hope you celebrate with your loved ones but even if you can't, the only celebration that really matters is the one you have with your amazing self! -Griffin

Lastly, it's me, your favorite not boyfriend. I wanted to say happy birthday and that I love you so much lance. You will always be someone very important to me in my life. I just am so thankful to have met you and I just hope you know how much you mean to me. I hope your birthday is as amazing, as kind, as gorgeous, as lovely as you are! I love you so much and this is getting too sappy for me! Happy Birthday! Welcome to the age of forgetting your age lol! Or maybe that's just me lmao -Tom

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