the snake encounter portion of your mayoral campaign [Kap]
Aug 30, 2020 0:09:51 GMT -5
Post by WT on Aug 30, 2020 0:09:51 GMT -5
"If you want a tour, spiders are in here," Tamarack says, rapping one knuckle of eir free hand gently on the door frame. "Snakes are across. Or we can just skip to the turtles if you're skeeved, I guess. But the snakes are good."
Ugh.
Things in Tamarack's purview:
- Schedules. Organizing them, following them—feeding schedules, medicine schedules, equipment maintenance schedules, prayer schedules, everything that keeps this place running.
- Recognizing when something has gone wrong enough to call for veterinary care.
- Training interns. Sometimes.
- Socializing hatchlings, which as far as Tamarack has learned is the only easy type of socializing because it's the only sensible type of socializing.
- Once in a while, if absolutely nobody else is available, giving visitors The Tour.
Things Tamarack's moms should be handling:
- A mayoral candidate showing up on their doorstep.
But Mom Isi got called out on delivery and Mom Arum is caught on a conference call—what's new—so here Tamarack is, blundering through an introduction and defaulting to The Tour when all ey really wants is for Castle Ruined to buy a lizard or something and let em get back to a normal work day. Not that she doesn't seem nice enough, but she was not on eir schedule.
Ey taps two fingers against the head of eir cane—the good one, the snake from the Ratmas Markets; let no one say ey doesn't at least try to make a nice impression, even if ey doesn't bother to change out of eir work clothes when someone fancy shows up in the middle of the day—and shrugs. "Look, I can tell you about crawly things all day long, but I don't really know what you're looking for here."
title is a vague allusion to "The 'Snake Fight' Portion of Your Thesis Defense" by Luke Burns.