the lover's quarrel, 6th edition // sokka vs joey day 3

[lance]

If this is a nightmare, then why does this place look so much like home? Except instead of cold beaches it's a hot beach. Ow. I thought my skin was supposed to be tan, not red. Owie.

Or maybe that's just pain from, yanno, getting stabbed and cut up a bunch. Ouch. Hey, you try getting stabbed by a mythical horse thing and then walk it off like it's nothing. Yeah, that's what I thought.

Where'd the rock lady go? I could have sworn she was just here a second ago-

Oh. That ain't no rock lady. Where's my boomerang when I need him? I cri evri tiem.

sokka (d9m) attacks joey (d11m) with dat spear (spear)

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3019 -- Deep Gash on Right Calf -- 8.0 damage

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[Tom]

This place is a mystery. I've lost Dusk through it all. We were split somewhere. The shadows call to me, but I will not reach for them. I can not be lost in these shadows. I must rely on my heart, my wit, and my cards. I pull pot of greed once more which lets me draw 2 cards from my deck. I toss my hand into the sand. I am one with this beach. A man without his hand.

Serenity. Yugi. Tristan. Tea.

It was always about friendship and believing in his heart.

Dusk would still be alive, but Main was no longer here.

Trapped in the shadows, he would free her like she has done to him countless times.

Joey Wheeler wasn't not third rate duelist like Kaiba said. He's better than any duelist around. As he stands in the sand, he can see the strange boy. Different from him, but the same.

"I summon Baby Dragon in Attack mode and Time Wizard in Attack mode!"

This boy without a boomerang is going to be to be sent to the Shadow Realm like the Alien.

"Both of you attack him directly!"

A smile for him.

Luck was on his side.

"Sorry twerp, but no one is going to beat me, when I become King of Games!"

(Joey Wheeler attacks Sokka with Spear)
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(Shallow Cut on Left Thigh 3.5)

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[lance]

Oh great, another weirdo. Lovely. Not that I'm one to talk, but seriously. Can't people just be normal and bend elements with their hands and ride flying bison and whatever? Gawsh.

This boy attacks using - cards? Huh? Is that some sort of mystical bending technique where he's from? Card-bending? Weird.

"Who are you callin' a twerp, twerp?!" I respond indignantly. "Why I oughta-"

And then something warm and disgusting lands on my head. I look up, eyes narrowed, to see a bird fly away.

Seriously? Seriously? Can't I have some godda-durianed peace and quiet without being stabbed by everyone I meet and literally pooped on my a spiteful bird?

This is annoying me. So I oughta.

sokka (d9m) attacks joey (d11m) with dat spear (spear)

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3154 -- Miss -- 0.0 damage

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[Tom]

"Who are you callin' a twerp, twerp?!"

Joey Wheeler was not a twerp! How dare this kid! Serenity needed her eyes and he was tired of this kid already.

"Why I oughta-"

And then a bird poops on him and Joey can't seem to keep his face straight as a laugh breaks from his lungs. The poop smells awful, but the moment it happened it made him laugh so hard. Like look at the twerp's face. It was funny. A whole moment that'd be locked in his mind for hours as he laughed about how some kid got the worst luck ever.

"You really want to go against me? My whole schtick is based on luck and you seem to have none of it."

He draws.

Perfect.

Joey Wheeler's luck was really looking up from here.

"I'm gonna use Polymerization which allows me to fuse my Time Wizard and Baby Dragon to summon Thousand Dragon! A blast from the past is gonna send you to the shadow realm! Get him, Thousand Dragon!"

(Joey Wheeler attacks Sokka with Spear)
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(Stabbed in Stomach 9.5)

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[lance]

Hey, he didn't need to talk about how I was unlucky. That was a low blow, man. Yeah, we're killing each other and whatever but seriously? I lost my friends, lost the rock lady, and most importantly, lost my boomerang. I'm not exactly the pinnacle of luck.

Card boy says a lot of fancy words that I cannot just keep up with, and then suddenly there's a spear in my stomach. Oh.

"Motherf-" Censor! Censor! "-udger!" That hurts. Like, a lot. Which is more than a little.

This cannot do. Okay Sokka, time to take things seriously.

...

Oh, who am I kidding?

sokka (d9m) attacks joey (d11m) with dat spear (spear)

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result

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