don't talk to me or my son ever again // gay panic v mutts
Jul 3, 2021 14:42:59 GMT -5
Post by lance on Jul 3, 2021 14:42:59 GMT -5
UWU
UwU.
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✧w✧
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OmO!
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TwT
TwT
TwT
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╬ omO
uwu attacks bellamy; teeth
yylspUui5Lknife
2035 -- Severed Thumb on Right Hand -- 8.5 damage
yylspUui5Lknife
2035 -- Severed Thumb on Right Hand -- 8.5 damage
SCYENA
Yo, did you hear about what happened to Scylas and Scymon yesterday? Like, everyone had thought that Scylas had finally gotten up the nerve to ask Scymon out because no one saw them until late last night, but then when Scyndy when to go look for them she found their dead bodies instead! Right? Like it was totally some humans that did that, the wounds were far too severe to be from other mutts. Like I tell you, Scyerra, the humans are just getting too bold these days! Like, what won't they do ne-
Hm? What? Over there?
WHAT?!?!? A group of humans trying to kill a baby Sheepish? No! No flapping way! These humans need to just like, stop already! First the gays, now the babies? What's next?
HEY YOU UGLY ASS HUMANS GET AWAY FROM THE CHILD OR SO HELP ME-
scyena attacks liara; arms
sword
1091 -- Shallow Cut on Left Thigh -- 3.5 damage
sword
1091 -- Shallow Cut on Left Thigh -- 3.5 damage
SCYERRA
(Man, Scyena sure talks a lot. But I don't mind. I don't really like talking if I can help it, and she talks enough for us both, so like, it works out nicely. But yeah, what really happened to Scylas and Scymon yesterday was horrible. Humans and their brutality...*shudder*)
(Wait. What's that? Over there? Are those...)
(Oh god. Scyena, over there. Humans! And is that...)
(Oh fuck, that's a baby! Why are they attacking a baby? Arceus christ, we have to do something!)
(Okay, attacking them straight up wasn't quite what I meant, but it's probably the best we can do - by the time we rush back to get the swarm that poor baby might be dead! Okay, Scyerra, be brave, be brave, be brave-)
scyerra attacks bubby; arms
sword
1120 -- Shallow Cut on Cheek -- 3.5 damage
sword
1120 -- Shallow Cut on Cheek -- 3.5 damage
knife·sword·sword